ratty

The twins positively make me want to vomit all over the floor (funnily enough one of my cats did this morning so maybe she was watching over night!). I guess I will watch again tonight as I have nothing else to do (apart from attend smoking cessation clinic 5pm-7pm). I certainly cannot foresee any faves though.

Quote from Emily: I am really into a new type of music, it's called indie! This is the one who reckons she's intelligent! Good Grief!

Anyone?

Pizzas at EDT have been dodgy for some time imo. Last year we went there and they were topped with cheddar instead of mozerella and sugar instead of salt. When we complained we were instantly told they would be taken off the bill, which lead me to believe that they knew they had made a cock up! I never eat pizza there now, the tuna steaks are, however, excellent!

Good point Jo, my new arrival (in 3 months time) will be catholicised so my wife tells me - purely for schools!

Religion is harmless enough in itself. It is the power wielded by those that control it that causes the problem. By all accounts Jesus was a nice fella, but the barbarians (small b) that marauded through europe, burning, raping and generally being coonts in his name obviously were not! A la Mohammed, I am sure he never really wanted Women to have to cover their whole bodies in a black cloth, but someone, probably with an infinitely small nob, decided that this was the way to go! When someone in Lockerbie killed a dozen or so children with a gun, this country said "OK, you cannot be trusted" Guns are now banned! They should now do the same with religion! It's just an excuse to repress!

My missus had some taken at Boots and Woollies in Peckham and both of them came out so bad that the passport office sent them back. Likewise London Bridge Station I think. We eventually went to Old Kent Road Asda they were accepted but they were poor also!

Only been in Liquorice once and thought it was a crappy hell hole! Crappy bar by numbers rubbish!

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, no no. I hate rats. I'm happy being a lounge > lizard thank you. Thanks!

I think I heard that Brook and Zane bought a house near Village Way somewhere. I think I would have to be sick on both of them if I clapped eyes on them! Naughty Toksvig!

All the gay girlies I know are having children now! Strange but true! Either that or they live in Notting Hill! Sorry to be of next to no help!

I wish. I never get baked cakesQ

A local villa is being searched and a british man "helping with enquiries". It all sounds a bit Huntley at the moment! :(

Nice one mate - marriage is a superb institution! So was Bedlam apparently but don't let that put you off! Ratty - 1 year 8 months and 20 days in!

Is it a fluffy cat? A friend of mine on Lacon has a fluffy one! (No double entendre intended!)

Last night I dreamt that me and my wife were holiodaying in Morocco. We were not very impressed with the hotel room and we were told not to go off the resort as the locals hated us. As I remember the beach was ok, but we were meant to be there for 2 weeks and we were worried about our cats! Not a very exciting dreams, although I have a vague recollection of 2 blonde girls in it!

Yep - charge the fooker at Marks!

Read "Cupcake" by Cupcake Brown. Amazing, amazing book!

Where am I going to go for a punch up now ffs?

Off to the South Coast to visit the mother this weekend but I hope y'all have a lovely time!

I have an Uncle Boysie and an Aunt Girly as my nana could not think of names at the time! Classy!

It makes me so angry I cannot talk! Prayers are with her distraught family!

Wahey - talking my kind of language! First Band was called Full Fruntal (I was on bass) and we were anarcho punk (a bit like Crass). From this I moved to the more cultured Identity Element (rhythm guitare and drums) (who had a first imaginary album entitled Iambic Pentameters, but who did actually record the magnificent "I've got a new pair of tortoiseshell wayfarers! After this I was in The Uncle Keith Experience who recorded two songs, namely, Uncle Keith and His Cuddly Dildo and Uncle Keith and his Brand New Pal. From this I moved to "The Trousers" (back on bass guitar and vocals). Famed for such musical endeavours as "Did you 'Eck as Like", "F*ck Someone Famous", "Handsome" and "Languid Hours". A small cameo in The Captain Pugwash Experience (keyboards) saw me actually winning Portsmouth's battle of the bands, before bowing out to massed aclaim at my last big gig at Havant and Waterloovile FC Social Club on Vocals, Keyboards and Guitar believe it or not; with "Portsmouth Posse". Since then, apart from a lone one man gig at St Mungo's Hostel - Cromwell Road I have pretty much hung up my plectrum!

I would say that it is all pretty safe!

I nearly got into a fight in Nunhead yesterday with the driver of a yellow / gold punto! He was a very angry man!