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glau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just got back from Peckham Rye Lane Car Park + a > parking ticket. The lifts were not working and by > the time we realized after waiting around and > walked up the stairs with kids in tow, dodging > used syringes and excrements, we were 5 minutes > late. The parking warden was busy writing up the > ticket and although we explained the situation to > him and appealed to his common sense and decency > (what fools we are), he said "it was now out of > his hands" - must be the same friendly guy Louisa > encountered this morning. Of course we are going > to contest it but a horrible hassle all the same. I would quite simply have covered him in petrol and flicked a match!

He did my "down below" this morning in the shape of Moses! It looks great apart from the beard which is almost too shaggy!

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Unbelievable - EMF

Ha Ha - I actually was in the Gowlett last night but left at 8 after playing pool for a couple of hours!

I am better off and I believe the country is. People have some short memories! Yeah Labour have cocked up now, but David Cameron has been described by someone very close to him as a "Nasty Bastard". His true colours will out once he is in power so be fooking careful what you wish for. As for me, I work with the homeless - under the tories I will be in a growth industry! New Labour have got far too many people off the streets and into secure housing and treatement for my liking. When the tories get in they will be left to rot again and I will have a guaranteed wage for another 5 years! Bring 'em on!

There is of course also Lou who seems to have worked everywhere!!!

Not really a celeb thing but I once went out for a drink with Mary McCartney having no idea that she was Paul's daughter. Never followed that one up either despite having rather a smashing time! Gutted!

Which is the one that always seems to have her bum out in the Bishop? I just call her "Bumout"

Should this not be on the Singapore forum?

That the opening verse,

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was the bum conkers that did it It always is! Can the above post be put forward for oddest amdin post of the year please?

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > La Locandera? I think it was called yes yes - that was it. My missus and I ate there once and it was great but pricey!

Tim - Gowlett - Bloody Marys!

Ahhhh - clinker, winnit, tagnut and dangleberry all meant the same to me as a nipper! :)

I thought a henry was 3 and a half grams of cocaine!

Is a clinker a small piece of poo that clings to an anal hair? Just asking loike! I think the moral of this thread is that people are mostly cunts!

Yeah the music was shocking when we were there (up until about 6pm) we then left and had all the neighbours round for beers in the garden! FAB!

Saw a silver x in Peckham Rye Park last week! I was a papoose an meself! It rates highly for me cos me baby can puke down my front whilst I am bouncing him round sainsburys - what could be better! Penguins!

I had a swift half in the garden last night and something lamby smelled delicious. Rarely eat there though!

Bloody jam packed with cars round my way last night - I nearly dropped me can! Glad people had a good time! Mate of mine is with Peter Crouch in Cape Town at the moment. Peter has said to him "expect a surprise from Pompey in the next week or two!" Groundshare with Southampton it is then! :D PUP!

Do Addison Lee have car seats?

What was the Italian place that used to be on the Roundabout end of LL about 5 years ago?

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