Spartacus

If (according to theory) Big cars equate to small 'willies' Pity the girlfriend of an MG Midget driver ;-) Question is - Is the old saying true - Ladies dare you tell all ?

Talking of Churches I still can't say the "M" word (you know the one that ends in I DO) Horrorific

Is this the new lost, will it loose the audience before week 22 or will it make you sit there waiting for next week to come... Curious to see how people will react to this and when is Heroes due back ??

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of > any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit. Or even > expressed the desire to go for one either. > > An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf > of the entire ships compliment as well. If I had > counselor Troi under my command I'd be up her like > a Ferret. Two amazingly good questions Number 1 (Scenario) the Borg are attacking, resistance is futile and yet not one hint of a trouser bellow is heard, or any indication of someone in the background screaming "Sod this I am off before I sh!t myself" How does that work then Number 2 - Forget Troi ....Seven of Nine would make the crew stay up all night playing with their 'Gel Packs' or whatever and don't get me started on inter-species procreation ... I mean do all aliens have 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms and the same genitalia as us ?? Surely if they do then it indicates that there is a supreme being out there guiding the universe (and I am not talking Q) and speaking of which why do all aliens in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect American English ? I mean not one hint of a Jamican twang "yo cptn the ooomans are atacking but dis is one wicked spliff i is smoking man" I mean wouldn't that be as likely as American English.... At least I can still dream that Resistance is Futile and just submit to Seven's borg charms (Fnnnr Fnnnrr)

This is one of those questions that perplexes me I have finally solved the question of where the toilet is on the starship enterprise (it is left behind the turbo life, first conduit and right again !!!) but where on earth is the laundry room as a ship that size must start to smell after a while if they don't wash those oh so retro yellow jumpers Can anyone help solve this mystery ?

What the heck It wasn't at my end of Upland Road... is there something you lot are trying to tell me ?

Eileen I have to ask, do you spend your life making up acronyms for organisations FoGG Friend of Goose Green RSLAG Rye Station lane action group PV Peckham Vision I am sure I have heard your name mentioned against other organisations What next I hear DHITTO ? Dogs Hanging in Trees Terrorise Oldies ?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your c**k must ache if it's largely po*n & naughty > *Bob* how did you know what queenie was "up" to Careful woof, you will find your post hung out to dry if you make comments like this... Bitter and twisted cos I was caught and ousted by DD (6)

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What boys? What teeth? Stop playing the victim > here DD. I know you've had a couple of bad > responses on here i.e the spartacus thing but stop > dragging this out. There is no bullying going on > here as far as I can see. Sadly I think 90% of the people on this forum didn't actually read what I wrote, and as such referring to it as "the Spartacus thing" without reading it first is a bit strange If you want to know what I actually wrote then PM me and specifically ask me what it said (that way I can with a clear mandate from you send it on) , otherwise stop bullying me for something that you have't read (gosh the finger pointing that media generates, I feel like Johnathon Ross now !!) DD - they are bullying me now !!!!

interesting, so I need to be slightly more clever in future so as not to upset the Emperor. but I still don't see the problem with pointing out that someone seems frustrated and pent up ... or was it what I said afterwards that mirrored Will's comment but in a more subtle way I am so confused and back in the old days there was none of this issue because we didn't have the internet !!!

Hey How did Will_I_Am get away with that and I got my post removed when it (in esscence) asked the same question I feel that I have been unfairly crucified by the forum admin here !!!

dulwichdoll Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Abusive and agressive behaviour has no place on a > forum. However as in life, bullies are normally > weak and with their own issues. That Sean is > supposed to be more reasoned in real life > illustrates what is going on here. He hides behind > the board to insult because he is a weak man who > can only do so from behind a computer screen. I > dont know what he said to you Daizie but I know > forumites have accused you of being an imposter > too. Life is to short for battles Heidihi but > Bullies get away with it because people are too > scared to stand up to them on here as in life. Dulwichdoll Reading your comments you sound pent up and frustrated - may I offer you my sexual services to see if I can't 'Chill you out' a bit !

No No DM It is only I who does Rock and Roll, not you two ... seeign double from too many glasses of Bolly again ???

Hmmm If you are looking for examples How about the policewoman arresting you at the time.... for some reason it doesn't seem get you a better cell for the night Or your best mate whilst you are comforting her, after she has just split up from her boyfriend of 6 years Or your girlfriends best mate whilst your girlfriend is asleep in bed in the next room No Idea why but the last two just failed to get me anywhere !!!

Who knows why I like Rock and Roll, but I do (like it) Is it pointless Jah or are you showing ignorance by not understanding what it is about at a cosmic level

it's only rock and roll But I like it

Is the pot allowed to call the kettle black, or is that a non PC comment My Kettle is sort of Chrome coloured so I don't quite understand Jah's comment

At first I thought this title of this posting was about STD but I see that it is about a TV Program and that is about as popular as the kid at school who did have an STD !!!

Yo Wolfie Is this the Rap what ya Papa sang to ya ? Now everybody knows about the little pigs three But this time it goes a little differently. You see I made a couple changes. I set it all to rhyme. Let?s begin our story,? Once Upon A Time...? THREE LITTLE PIGS were living large and at home Til the day mom said, ?Yo! I want to be alone!? Go build your own houses now that you are big. It?s time for each of you to be an independent pig.? She told her little piggies, ?I think I?d better warn ya......" The first little pig built a house made of straw. He didn?t use a hammer and he didn?t use a saw. He finished in a hurry and he laughed?,HA, HA! I?m done! I?m done! Now I?ll go and have some fun!? The second little pig built a house made of twigs...... The third little pig built a house made of bricks ....... Now the piggies all knew never talk to strangers....... ?HOWL! I?m the Big Bad Wolf and I?ve come to town....... He walked up to the door of piggy number one....... ?Little pig, Little pig, let me come in.? ?Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin? ?Then I?ll huff and I?ll puff and I?ll blow your house down. I?m the Big Bad Wolf and I don?t mess around.? So he blew down the straw house in one big breath....... ?Little pig, Little pig......" So he blew down the twig house in one big breath....... ?Little pig, Little pig......" But the strong brick house stayed right where it stood....... Well, he went down the chimney but the piggies really got him....... He jumped right out the chimney and ran so far away That nobody?s seen that wolf to this very day. And the little pigs were famous every where they went But the third little pig still charged her brothers rent. I told you she was smart. And now you know the story of THE THREE LITTLE PIGS Oink! Oink! Oink! Bye Bye! Downloaded from

A forumite who shall remain nameless told me that BBW is no more So in his / her memory Told you once before And admin won't tell you no more Get down, get down, get down You?re a bad wolf baby But we still want you around You give us all the creeps When you jump on your feet So get down, get down, get down Keep your posts to yourself we are strictly out of bounds Once upon a time you drank a little wine Was as insuting as could be, insulting as could be Now you're just like a cat on a hot tin roof Wolfie what do you think you?re doin? to thee Told you once before And admin won't tell you no more So get down, get down, get down You?re a bad wolf baby But we still want you around, around we still want you around we don't give a damn And we woild like you if you can to Get down, get down, get down You're a bad wolf baby But we still want you around Once upon a time you drank a little wine Was as vile as could be, vile as could be Now you're just like a cat on a hot tin roof Wolfie what do you think you're doin? to thee Told you once before And admin won?t tell you no more So get down, get down, get down You're a bad wolfie baby But we still want you around, around we still want you around

BBW Your 'name' for the manager reminded me of the Bambi episode of the Young Ones, Is she really caller Rick ?

I have to admit that as these services (according to the small print on screen) cost more then a vodka and Tonic at the EDT per message, then why on earth people don't just go to the pub and buy random people of the opposite sex a drink, after all that is about as likely to get a date as using a premium rate text service I expect.

Is the title of this thread a European version of the Spelling Bee contests they have in America ??

Thanks Giggirl, not using spell checker as the Latin translation version is a bit flakey, Positive thoughts are that a girl in ED thinks I am a poor lamb... >:D giggirl Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Spartacus Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Errmmm > > > > > > Don't post helpful threads that can be > twisted > > > into a racial converasation > > > > Poor lamb. You got a raw deal there didn't you. > > > Don't let it deter you from being a good > citizen. > > What are the positives though? Are you using > > spell-checker? > > Yes Spartacus, cheer up Whitey.

Errmmm Don't post helpful threads that can be twisted into a racial converasation