Spartacus

Good for you Brum, stand firm in the face of the ladies, don't let them see the fear in your eye ;-) oh hang on mate, with that tash and the leather gear I think you may well get a stranger evening then you expected (nice fluff, but pink sir, how on earth ?)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ....... > Anyway there are only two people on here who know > me (out of costume with the dog head unzipped ) > one is a pesky relative. The other is "%@*$& ... > so you know them , yes ?> > > W**F Hey your pesky relative has told me where to find you, and what you look like on faceoff book :-$ Freaky is all I can say

Stand beside me Brum and together we can stand in the face of the onslought of single hot, virile ED women in short skirts and boots...... .....Help me brothers for I am feeling weak

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Alas poor Woofmarkthedog I knew him well

Who knows woof, but I guess you won't be getting the bone from these ones as to Why Mr Dave at Sainsburys may be able to shed some light on it, but they seem to come pre cut to the store Sheer madness

What on earth is going on here I was busy over the weekend cooking for myself and doing DIY (Do It yourself alcohol poisoning) and come back to see the hunt is on again for us men damn, better tie the fox furs on to the back of the pony and send it over underhill road to distract the scent of single men from the nostrals of the ladies... I hate this time of the year when women hunt in packs looking for a partner 'just in time for Christmas' and 'ohh look de beers is doing a special on Diamond whatevers' just to find that the post christmas / new year hangover is to be endured alone and broke... enough I say, leave the single men of ED alone and go hunt elsewhere (like Camberwell of sum'fing init) Single men, stand up for your rights to have a miserable christmas on your own safe in the knowledge that when the credit card bill comes in January it won't remind you of Trudi, or Shelia or FiFi as it won't be filled with Beers or Ann Summers or other weird and foreign sounding places. Stand up I say, stand up at the bar in the Rye this coming Thursday night to make a point and show these man hunting (jewellery grabbing) women who we really are... (6)

A strange thing, but I was in Sainsburys on Saturday, avoiding the rain, and thought I would get a rack of lamb for supper... and the butcher on duty looked at me and said that they had them, but Sainsburys' policy is to cut off the ribs...now not being in the mood to walk to William Rose I bought my boneless racks from Sainsburys but find it a most peculiar practice Is it just me or are supermarkets making it harder and harder to recognise what we are eating these days ?

A bendy bus driver mentioned to me that this time next year they would be gone So what is the replacement if the new routemaster is still a few years away Oh where are Reg and Stan when you need them ?

Best thing ever No letters from that nasty person 'Bill' or his mate Mr Fin alDemand Keep it up posties, you get my support ;-)

By the saints Ypu lot are just taking the piss now Of course there is an App for that too

I am due an upgrade (well lets be honest the same phone and contract for 4 years... I must be) so questions is Palm Pre or HTC Leo (HD2) and why ?

What Jesus is on board now, and if he can't keep up does that prove warp speed is just impossible ? I guess in the 22nd Century they have solved the 'cyber sex' issue... after all that is why they have invented the Holo-suite but ... and this is now in the realms of weirdness... if someone had sex with a female hologram, when the program ends doesn't it result in a sudden sticky mess hitting the floor from oh say yah height ... or is the computer clever enough to work out that 'mess' needs to be beamed out before it makes a mess .... Oh confused and perplexed am I dear Wolfie

go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in case) it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all you can do is take the mickey out of us... how small do you feel now Hona ?

actually wolfie That raises another question, no one on the starship (despite the sexual tension) sneaks off for a quick game of five fingers now do they... gawd imagine the smell if they did environmental controls wouldn't be able to handle it ?

do you ever wonder if they have been enhanced especially for the show ? (i.e. false knocker pads added under the costume) I could sit and ponder that for hours ::o

If (according to theory) Big cars equate to small 'willies' Pity the girlfriend of an MG Midget driver ;-) Question is - Is the old saying true - Ladies dare you tell all ?

Talking of Churches I still can't say the "M" word (you know the one that ends in I DO) Horrorific

Is this the new lost, will it loose the audience before week 22 or will it make you sit there waiting for next week to come... Curious to see how people will react to this and when is Heroes due back ??

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone ever noticed that none of the crew of > any Starfleet vessel ever went for a shit. Or even > expressed the desire to go for one either. > > An amazing display of sexual restraint on behalf > of the entire ships compliment as well. If I had > counselor Troi under my command I'd be up her like > a Ferret. Two amazingly good questions Number 1 (Scenario) the Borg are attacking, resistance is futile and yet not one hint of a trouser bellow is heard, or any indication of someone in the background screaming "Sod this I am off before I sh!t myself" How does that work then Number 2 - Forget Troi ....Seven of Nine would make the crew stay up all night playing with their 'Gel Packs' or whatever and don't get me started on inter-species procreation ... I mean do all aliens have 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms and the same genitalia as us ?? Surely if they do then it indicates that there is a supreme being out there guiding the universe (and I am not talking Q) and speaking of which why do all aliens in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect American English ? I mean not one hint of a Jamican twang "yo cptn the ooomans are atacking but dis is one wicked spliff i is smoking man" I mean wouldn't that be as likely as American English.... At least I can still dream that Resistance is Futile and just submit to Seven's borg charms (Fnnnr Fnnnrr)

This is one of those questions that perplexes me I have finally solved the question of where the toilet is on the starship enterprise (it is left behind the turbo life, first conduit and right again !!!) but where on earth is the laundry room as a ship that size must start to smell after a while if they don't wash those oh so retro yellow jumpers Can anyone help solve this mystery ?

What the heck It wasn't at my end of Upland Road... is there something you lot are trying to tell me ?

Eileen I have to ask, do you spend your life making up acronyms for organisations FoGG Friend of Goose Green RSLAG Rye Station lane action group PV Peckham Vision I am sure I have heard your name mentioned against other organisations What next I hear DHITTO ? Dogs Hanging in Trees Terrorise Oldies ?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your c**k must ache if it's largely po*n & naughty > *Bob* how did you know what queenie was "up" to Careful woof, you will find your post hung out to dry if you make comments like this... Bitter and twisted cos I was caught and ousted by DD (6)

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What boys? What teeth? Stop playing the victim > here DD. I know you've had a couple of bad > responses on here i.e the spartacus thing but stop > dragging this out. There is no bullying going on > here as far as I can see. Sadly I think 90% of the people on this forum didn't actually read what I wrote, and as such referring to it as "the Spartacus thing" without reading it first is a bit strange If you want to know what I actually wrote then PM me and specifically ask me what it said (that way I can with a clear mandate from you send it on) , otherwise stop bullying me for something that you have't read (gosh the finger pointing that media generates, I feel like Johnathon Ross now !!) DD - they are bullying me now !!!!