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jaybee82

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  1. I didnt spot that wolfie, but if thats her real name it is a bit cruel.
  2. When asked what you would do if you had children but not enough money to feed them: E: 'I would first of all start begging on the streets, secondly start praying, and thirdly, ask my friends for some money' ANYTHING but them!
  3. If only things were so simple eh? Quite an entertaining read. The economy
  4. You sure about that Beard? 'Cos if they do some of them could definitely afford to have a wash!
  5. Cheques?! Why not get a piece of parchment and a quill and write a ye olde 'IOU' note? Or failing that, why not just trade your groceries for some livestock, cloth or magic beans? Chip and PIN is where its at these days - most transactions take a day or so to clear anyway.
  6. Well why not just keep quiet and not tell people you know then? You must clearly want people to know.
  7. Well if its where they live, what can they do? I have nothing against all-nighters, as long as its not every weekend. Live and let live a little bit I say.
  8. They both look like men to me
  9. This has taken off around the office! A colleague got this: "Dr Kyle Babcock advises that your wife does not admire to had jazzed it with you for reason of of your jang size.? Another got: "RE: Penelope and fungus" (Its the adventures of...)
  10. but looking back a while I found this gem! 'Harness full penis pontential (thats right, pontential) with BS plastic love pump and keep her begging' Good that they've taken the trouble to get it tested to BS Standard!
  11. I got one that said 'Faulty Love Eggs? Read on...'
  12. Lost Love - Rinocerose
  13. Agreed...A Million Little Pieces is excellent. Definitely worth a crack.
  14. Welcome to the forum Jimi!
  15. 'Lunatico' - The Gotan Project 'Street Fighting Years' - Simple Minds 'Lungs' - Florence & The Machine
  16. I was watching Strike It Lucky when I heard Rod Hull had died. Good to hear Emu's still knocking about though.
  17. I went for a family BBQ at the weekend and my cousins boyfriend brought this vile brew called 'Brothers Strawberry Cider'...anyone heard of it? Never really got into drinking any kind of cider at all (except at 14 with a 3 litre bottle of Happy Shopper's finest) but this takes the award for being by far the most revolting.
  18. Its probably the same stuff, just repackaged. With the right branding and promotion these days you could probably sell a steaming dog turd and people would be interested.
  19. You'll Be Under My Wheels - The Prodigy
  20. Sorry, couldn't resist ;-)
  21. Mine's the 'computer chic' clique. So far just me.
  22. We Are The People - Empire Of The Sun
  23. We Are The Night - Chemical Brothers
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