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Keep Looking - Sade

It

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typical fella. He wouldn't be doing that if he walked regularly around the doggy doo doo streets of ED!

hee hee. I feel really pissshed now *hic*. Letssh pull a moonie at the next person that walks in. *hic* *waits in corner of room, hands at the ready on trousers,giggling naughtily*

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.There was a sign on the cage that said ?50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgarstuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living, room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new hookers." The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

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clean yourself up before the lads see you in that wet T.shirt! *hic* oops, feel a bit light headed now - Kebabity Kel, why can I see 2 of you? *hic*

It's About Time - SWV

*scoff scoff scoff* *slurp slurp slurp* told ya! Hey, don't lift the bowl up to drink the last bit!

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time after time - Cyndi Lauper

sorted

Love Scene - Joe

Shattered

not sure about gin and shreddies Kalamity but Coco Cops and Corvoisier is what I'm having for brekkie! *pours whole packet of Coco Cops into cake mixing bowl* *glug glug glug* There's 2 spoons - let's get stuck in girl

I was there at the gym last night when it happened and I spoke to one of the bar staff about it. Jag is right, but it was a 7 aside match on the Astroturf and nothing to do with Dulwich Hamlet FC or any of their players. The guy was actually stabbed in the head with a screwdriver which sounds horrific but apparently he is OK.

cornflakes

digging a ditch - Dave Matthews Band

Hell - Foo Fighters

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Crude

BRILLIANT FILM! very graphic in terms of violence, although, come to think of it so is Pulp Fiction, Hostel, Reservoir Dogs etc.

hmm lamb chops *licks lips* Hey, KK if it's strong alcohol you want I've got some turps in my rucksack - I'll swap you that for some mint sauce..

Texaco garage!