jumpinjackflash

Chico Time - Chico (sorry!)

Ghetto

Hi Debi, not the first time Texaco has been menioned on this thread and other card fraud threads. I only ever use cash if I fill up there.

Macho Man

Dirty Old Egg-Suckin Dog - Johnny Cash

Bagpuss

loco in acapulco - four tops (can I do that using the artist and not title?!)

Manure

Did it in about 7 hours last year

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Note to self: next time I want to slander someone, > just place a winky smiley at the end and all will > be fine. Or call myself "Bob" and guarantee I'm > being ironic. > > James, fella - Are you really sure you wanted to > make that last comment about a woman you don't > know, throwaway sexist/homophobic/racist comments > being not much to your liking? spot on Citizen ED!

French Kiss - Lil Louis

WISHING WELL - TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY

Ash

Oh, Carol - Neil Sedaka

Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina

Kong

Firstly, why would people think you?re a 'dick?? Porsches are everywhere now ? I see them all the time and to me they are not really in the same category in terms of ?flashy/show off? as say Lamborghinis and Ferraris. I personally wouldn?t think someone was a prick for driving a Porsche. 2nd, if your current car has already been scratched or keyed intentionally, then it more than likely will occur again if you buy a more prestigious model. Anyway, good luck with the wedding!

NatashaD Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The caretaker of the Peckham Rye 1 0 clock Club's > temporary site is an odd character. He shuffles > about, mouth clenching a ciggie, eyes transfixed > to the floor, wearing what looks like an > ill-fitting wig on his head. It is most > disconcerting. What he gets up to in that dark > cupboard is anyone's guess. > > There's also that guy - a wannabe Rod Stewart > methinks - who prances up and down the lower part > of Forest Hill Road, often outside the CO-OP. he lives over the road from my aunt on Underhill. He's perfectly sane - he's always looked liked that - probably longer than Rod Stewart so don't think he's a wannabe!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.' I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'

dad's

I know! *pant* *pant*

Colonel

he didn't play 'great tennis' last night! Nadal slaughtered him and made him look like a complete amateur. Nadal cracked a smile at the end talking to one of the reporters - a lovely one at that!

Thief

A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of fuel,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his fuel tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my fuel tank'? The bee answered 'Bee Pee'