jumpinjackflash

Lasting

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was gutted Jenny didn't hang around, we had a > big fall out, probably because I took something > she said overly personally, but we shared a couple > of PMs to clear the air, but that's the last I > heard of her... Hope she reregistered and is still > around.... Jumpinjackflash????? (?) > > Maurice used to make me laugh, I hope he didn't > die. Have no idea Keef - it's your fall out I remember clearly and her calling us all croc wearing racists! at least you cleared that all up with her though! ;-)

'Jenny'

Oi Pee Wee Hermans! Don't blame us 'cos your chipolatas can't touch the sides!

Can I have a P please, Bob :))

and while your showing Dulwichma your pics, pass us that tub of taramasalata

Yes size does matter. I once recall.. oops...sorry, just remembered that my mother has started to read all my posts on this forum as she has nothing better to do with her time!! jumpinjack - over and out! :-$

Clive 3300 you are right - even the young trainee brokers on my floor are nearing the 100k mark!

Great food and the bar is nice for cocktails.

daffodil

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food

I love a battered sausage - much better than a saveloy.

Taylor_Trash Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all, > > Just working out where to have dinner tomorrow > night. Would people recomend Locale over Si > Mangia? > > TT apparently Si Mangia have a new menu now! Well, I haven't been there for some months now but my Aunt and Uncle think it's great and I love the place too. I only went for a quick lunch at Locale so can't really compare it to Si Mangia.

Canary Wharf - 45 mins door to door. Much prefer it to when I was in the West End.

Kalam Kel - I am 29 years young! You are right, maybe the younger lot don't tend to take these sort of things to heart although I think a lot of women my mother's age would still find it humorous (I think). Maybe it's because I work with a bunch of male stockbrokers (whose daily comments, opinions and general use of the English language would cause a cardiac arrest in a few of our forumites!) has made me immune to jokes like these. Either way, despite placing the thread in the wrong category (thanks Sean McG) I personally found it funny.

Time of the Month perhaps for some people today... I (a woman) received that email from a woman who received it from another woman who..and it goes on..it's just funny and if you don't find it funny don't bloody read it

Just to say that JumpinJackFlash is indeed herself a bird, sorry, female and I thought it was funny. If I thought it was sexist I wouldn't have posted it. Chillax!

does he wear a sparkly collar and have a penchant for Judy Garland?

Barclays are installing new Drive through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender. > > ******************************* > MALE PROCEDURE: > > 1. Drive up to the cash machine. > 2. Put down your car window. > 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. > 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. > 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. > 6. Put window up. > 7. Drive off. > > > ******************************* > > FEMALE PROCEDURE: > Unfortunately, most of this part is true !!!! > > 1. Drive up to cash machine. > 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. > 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. > 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. > 8. Insert card. > 9. Re-insert card the right way. > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. > 11. Enter PIN. > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. > 13. Enter amount of cash required. > 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. > 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of chequebook. > 18. Re-check makeup. > 19. Drive forward 2 feet. > 20. Reverse back to cash machine. > 21. Retrieve card. > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! > 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. > 25. Redial person on cell phone. > 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. > 27. Release Parking Brake.

Slater

a bit depressing but you may want to try any local pawn shops - just an idea. Hope you find your ring.

We don't really know that many people with dogs so we just hang around in Peckham Rye Park! Also my dog is a bit unsociable when it comes to other mutts - not agressive, but he is happier just sniffing trees and wandering about by himself. Unless he meets a Boxer, he likes Boxers for some reason!

is Andy from X Factor representing the UK?

er, you talking about this? http://www.davinashoes.co.uk/