jumpinjackflash

yep, save your money. You really don't need all these expensive lotions and potions anyway - can't beat Vaseline and bit of Nivea!

Exactly BN5 - who gives a hoot as long as the grub is good!

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember the days when men, were men, and women > liked them for it;-) hear hear Steve T - Those beanpole guys like Russell Brand in their skinny jeans make me heave! And what's with his eyeliner?! Russell Brand Vs Russell Crowe? No contest - give me that rugged and brawny Aussie God any day.. and don't get me started on the vermin that is Pete Doherty...

OK people so now whenever you need to fill up your tanks at Texaco - use cash! Does anyone know whether the police have investigated this? Going to start using BP garages now - at least there you can use your Nectar cards!

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looked at my bank statement yesterday and found > that ?300 had been taken out of my account at an > ATM in Morocco - whilst I was at home in East > Dulwich. I called my bank and they have cancelled > my card and sending me forms to complete. Anyone > have any idea of how long it will take for > Barclays to replace the money? Ladygooner, you haven't used one of the petrol stations in ED lately have you? A while back there was rumour of a credit card copying scam at either the BP or Texaco - there were cash withdrawals made from Egypt! However not sure if entirely true.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Easy peasy jumpinjack, full heat under the pan add > a little oil and when it smokes drop in the steak > and let it spit fat spray all over the hob unless > you have a gauze wire thingy to put on to the pan. > When 2 minutes have passed turn down the heat to > about half wait 1 minute and turn the heat full > on, turn the steak with your fork let it spit hot > fat again and smoke the kitchen out and in a > minute or two, remove and eat. It will be burned > both sides and remain red in the middle. > The hob will need hosing down the kitchen and your > clothes will now stink of burnt steak and you will > have to open the window to see, but you will eat > like a king. Good man;-) excellent, will try that tonight. will also let you know if my house burns down!

juicy and bloody in the middle - like the one Gordon cooks in that vid

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan you could say that about 90% of what we're > fed in most of the mainstream news across all > media types. But I suspect you know the answer to > that. We just can't cope with more depressing > England cricket news. > > Is it just me or does Heather look more attractive > now that she's ?24.3m richer? Perhaps it's the new > carbon fibre prosthetic. attractive? she looks like an Afghan Hound cross Fiona Phillips (GMTV)

if like me you can't cook the perfect steak... http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1365140793/bclid1368763979/bctid1373284088

Horny Man;-)

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hahaha > > I do love a good slag off/ praise thread with a > hidden agenda > > But how do we know the first post is for real ? it > may be a John le carre inspired double bluff to > gain some publicity > rather than the proprietor of Kittiwake crafts > trying to defeat his lifelong sworn enemy > > tsk > > I cant keep up with the goings on in this forum, I > really cant true.. Mr Dupee, come back and explain your beef with Puffin (have found out who and where they are now thanks to Google)

LizzygotDizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Says he/she of such miraculous moral fibre... damn right!!!

jumpinjackflash Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LizzygotDizzy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Am I the only one who actually feels sorry for > > Heather Mills at the moment. I know she is > money > > grabbing blah, blah, blah, but she is only > doing > > what hundreds before her have done in the way > of > > trying to get the best (even if not very > deserved) > > settlement for her Divorce, McCartney is hardly > > short of a few bob is he! I do feel the > > relentless and sometimes extremely personal > jibes > > and attacks on her are nothing short of > bullying > > but on a national level and no-one is saying > what > > they should be like, what the hell does the > fact > > she have one leg got to do with it, and > personally > > mocking her for it, leaves a bad taste in the > > mouth if you ask me, I know loads of you are > going > > to jump on the bandwagon and say, well she > asked > > for it, she's her own worst enemy,and hasn't > made > > many wise choices where her behaviour in > relation > > to her divorce was concerned, while a lot of > this > > is true, does she really deserved to be > publicly > > and on such a mass level, hung drawn and > > quartered? I don't find it very nice at all. > > Think this is going to be the start of a very long > thread... I personally can't stand the old whore i meant the start of a Heather Mills thread... still can't stand her

LizzygotDizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I the only one who actually feels sorry for > Heather Mills at the moment. I know she is money > grabbing blah, blah, blah, but she is only doing > what hundreds before her have done in the way of > trying to get the best (even if not very deserved) > settlement for her Divorce, McCartney is hardly > short of a few bob is he! I do feel the > relentless and sometimes extremely personal jibes > and attacks on her are nothing short of bullying > but on a national level and no-one is saying what > they should be like, what the hell does the fact > she have one leg got to do with it, and personally > mocking her for it, leaves a bad taste in the > mouth if you ask me, I know loads of you are going > to jump on the bandwagon and say, well she asked > for it, she's her own worst enemy,and hasn't made > many wise choices where her behaviour in relation > to her divorce was concerned, while a lot of this > is true, does she really deserved to be publicly > and on such a mass level, hung drawn and > quartered? I don't find it very nice at all. Think this is going to be the start of a very long thread... I personally can't stand the old whore

What is puffin crafts and where is it??

FOOD HEAVEN: Egg pasta with seafood in a tomato sauce with loads of garlic big juicy bloody steak toast and marmite fat chips and mayo (i am now dribbling) FOOD HELL: Bananas (have phobia - no kidding) porridge Supermarket 'value' microwave meals

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > U know there is a Rod Stewart look-alike roaming > round ED... freaked me out on several occassions! yup, he lives across the road from my aunt on Underhill - always walking his labrador. Been there years, he could make a fortune as his body double!

The guy from CSI Las Vegas with the funky hair and green eyes Fererro Rocherre Salt and Vinegar crisp sandwiches Sundays

scor46 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Snorky you definitely are Columbo... or on crack you're so paranoid. You're not the guy asking people for money on Grove Vale are you?!

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Me too Katy. As you can see there are some right > miserable bastards on this Forum. I like the Black > Cherry although I haven't been in there for a few > months. I do like their cocktails. It would be > great if they could use the outside space at the > back but it sounds to me like they are going to > build an extension. Perhaps Angela could clarify? haha took the words right out of my mouth Mr Lush (or Ms?). There are def a few Victor Meldrews on here. I for one would be upset if Cherry were to close. Where else can you get a Zombie cocktail?!

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Go to the city airport > Jump on a cheap flight to rome > Try to find a restaurant that serves only OK food > See you in about two years > > The pizzas in rome are thin, light, crispy, and > delicious everywhere. > We should rename whatever it is they serve up here > masquerading under the name of pizza. Alternatively, go to Grissini on Abbeville Rd, Clapham. Probably the best Italian grub in Saaarf London. Having said that though I love Si Mangia too!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would anyone on here really want to own-up to > owning one? Whilst I myself don't have a brand new car, I don't see anything wrong with having one if you can comfortably afford it. If people want to splash out on a motor that's straight out of the showroom, then let them get on with it. There's nothing to feel ashamed about. Also, the 'penis extension' is usually associated with guys in Ferraris or Lamborghinis..not quite the same if you buy a brand new Fiat or Renault!

Attached is a photo illustrating the damage caused to my home from the earthquake that occurred last night. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted. Do take care of yourself and be safe.

what? downloading music from Limewire and buying pirate DVD's are illegal?? Better throw away my Ipod and tell Mr Chung not to come visit me anymore:-$

I can't believe that The Kite Runner - the best film I've seen this year - was completely overlooked in the Foreign Language category. D D lewis is very good in his film and go see In The Valley of Elah - Tommy Lee Jones was brilliant.