Sing to the tune of Ghostbusters: If there's somethin' brown in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call (Poobusters) If it's somethin' that, looks like a Walnut Whip Who ya gonna call (Poobusters) I ain't afraid a no shite I ain't afraid a no turds If you're steppin' on poo, on Marmora Road, Who can you call (Poobusters) Ruined yer shoes on Rover's load, Oh who ya gonna call (Poobusters) I ain't afraid a no shite I ain't afraid a no turds