jumpinjackflash

Sir, Yes Sir

Exactly - young, well muscled and preferably oiled up. Hmmm, maybe I should put up an ad in the Wanted, Offered section..

A Palm tree - great! Gonna go out and buy a hammock, bikini and a good book and wait for the sun to come out! Wonder if the EDT pub can send one of their bar staff over at regular intervals to serve me cocktails...

actually I wasn't but that song pops into my head quite a bit!

yeah and I'm only 29. When I was at school and we saw a good looking boy, the girls would say "Ra, that boy is kris" and the boys would say "That girl is det". And they didn't say 'bare' they'd say 'nuff' when referring to lots of things! Anyway, they need to stop all this jargon. Now!

yes agree with you on that one Keef! Also, morons on buses calling each other 'blud'. "Do you get me blud?". Why don't these idiots realise how stupid and pathetic they sound, oh and they should pull their trousers up too.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

when people refer to just about anyone as a 'legend'. "He's a leg". People who don't know the meaning of 'literally'. "It was so hot in there, I was literally dying". Er, no you were not.

it goes like this: hmmmm hum hum hmmmmm whoop de whop de whoo hmmmmm hum ho hum de da dee deee do dum hmmm. Yeah like that

Eileen, does the event include a dog show?! My mutt lost out to a Ridgeback at the last dog event in the Rye - he might fare better this year!

:'(

oo er, got any pictures then?!;-)

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jumpinjackflash Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Excessive to whom?! The nappy sacks are used > > because they smell nice and are the right size > not > > because we want our dogs to be treated like > > babies. Doh! > > > > Are carrier bags biodegradable? > > It just seems a little silly to use some kind of > purpose-made fragranced bag simply in order to > transport dog waste from the pavement to the > nearest rubbish bin. If a dog owner is too > sensitive to be able to cope with a bit of smell > for the few minutes this takes, then I am not sure > why they choose to be in charge of an animal. In > any case, I would have thought that if you use a > normal plastic bag you would just tie up the top > of it in which case there would be no smell > escaping from it and likely to offend you. > > Carrier bags aren't biodegradable, of course, but > most people have a surplus of them at home, so you > are creating no extra waste if you then use them > to pick up dog waste. By purchasing "Nappy Sacks" > you are creating extra waste, not only in the > materials they are made from and whatever chemical > treatments are applied to them to create the > fragrance, but in the extra packaging they are > presumably supplied in. So because I want to use a fragranced nappy sack it means I shouldn?t own a dog?? Are you for real? Also, the reason I don?t use carrier bags is that I don?t keep them in my household. When I shop at Sainsbury?s I use two of their big re-useable fabric-type bags thus automatically me ?greener?, therefore I am entitled to buy as many Chanel No 5 fragranced turd bags as I like thank you very much. Finally, environmentally friendly or not, at least I do pick up after my dog.

Excessive to whom?! The nappy sacks are used because they smell nice and are the right size not because we want our dogs to be treated like babies. Doh! Are carrier bags biodegradable?

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you think there are really people who are "too > posh to pooper-scoop"? > > I was also wondering whether there are some breeds > of dog which produce more (or more frequent) > excrement than others? yes a great big Mastiff produces ten times the load a chiuahua would (this is probably wrong spelling but can't be arsed to check).

There is another thread about dog turds on here some where which was started by Marmora Man. We all agree with you on this by the way! Little tip for those who DO pick up after their pooches: Use nappy sacks instead of carrier bags/dog bags - they smell nice.

Pointless thread I know but I am bored shitless today. I've got Chicken Caesar Salad (with the anchovies!) Lemon Yum Yum for afters..

totally agree! ?80 is a joke for Push Studios. I am with 2 gyms - Reebok gym in Canary Wharf where I work which is ?90 per month - it is the best gym in the country - has EVERYTHING! (My work pays for it so may as well use facilities at lunch!!) Also with Hamlets next door to Sainsbury's at ?25 per month - very basic but friendly and dirt cheap. The two are chalk and cheese but you def get what you pay for!

Classy lady

louvre

Hear Hear Domitianus, as my Aunt would say "Kids need a bleedin'good pasting"!

Spangles30 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moos, I am 'letting' them power pram! How am I > interfering with their ability to do said activity > in the local parks? If they want to do such a > thing with their bug-a-boos, let 'em. It doesn't > mean I have to agree it is a worthwhile exercise, > and it does look daft. It is also expensive at ?5 > a time. and it's a complete waste of time and money - it does bugger all in terms of fitness and weight loss. Well, not unless you can 'Power Pram' at Linford Christie speed!

Tell it to my heart - Taylor Dane My ipod is cheesier than an Edam factory

Dalmation

It should be the law that no one (especially fellas) should wear flipflops if their second toe is longer than their big toe!