Jah Lush

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah wouldn't belong to any club that would have > him as a member Spot on.

Monthly. Or at least it used to be. Don't worry Alan. I won't be going.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm going to Jah's. You're welcome.

Neither. I'm very happy to be an individual. I don't want to be in anyone's gang or follow the herd and if I could just quote the late great Vivian Stanshall - "I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it." Sums it up very nicely for me.

Maggie Maggie Maggie! Die die die!

Peter Cook, Vivian Stanshall, Keith Richards, Marilyn Monroe, Dorothy Parker and (Linsey Dawn McKenzie, for the smut Obviously).

But only 35% bothered to turn up to vote in London. Piss poor turn out for a referendum. I voted and voted yes by the way.

Nope indeed. The Quids knows. Don't want anymore chains on our high street thank you very much so just fuck off somewhere that has if it makes you happy.

Kowalski's best film was Vanishing Point.

If anyone is so damned desperate for a bloody M&S here why don't you just up sticks and move to somewhere that's got one. FFS we don't need one thank you very much. Go on. What's keeping you. *taps foot". Fuck off.

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fantastic result last night. Ooooooh yes! Indeed! Well done the mighty Inverness Caley Thistle. 3-2 Wahay!

Well if he isn't dead, and I'm sure he is, it'll be a bit embarrassing all round if he's spotted in Sainsburys doing the weekly shop. Will Donald Trump ask to see the death certificate?

They are lying to us again. He probably died at Bora Bora. This stinks of bullshit and nothing to do with 500 Taliban escaping prison last week or the 10th anniversary of the Twins Towers attack. Will Donald Trump ask to see the death certificate?

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How sad is the life whose success is measured by > the failure of others! I like this quote. A lot. Best thing you've contributed by far. Well said.

fucking cunt.

Two poor decisions by Mr Magoo, the linesman at Stamford Bridge yesterday cost us. Definitely time for goalline technology. Admittedly our goalkeeper (Gomes) is starting to commit on a regular basis the sort of silly mistakes he made when he first came over here. Great goal by Sandro ruined what could have been a good afternoon's work. Gutted!

I agree but she should know what she's getting herself into.

That's complete bollocks Tarot.

Break free the chains that bind you. I'm classless and free. F*ck the class system. F*ck snobbery... because that's what it is.

President Bliar!! Not a fecking chance Quids and you know it. I will however admit that royal family do have a certain comedy value. "We're the flowers in the dustbin."

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it was a good result for Spurs. West Brom > snuffed most of their attacks out and countered > very well and could have nicked it at the end. > Also West Brom should have been two nil up before > the equaliser (not shown on MoTD). The arrogance > of North Londoners eh? > Were you at the game last Saturday? Because I was and Spurs should have won it. However, two very good goals from the Baggies and that result and all the other ones against teams beginning with W this season has buggered up our chances of Champions League football next season unless by some miracle we win all our next games. Highly unlikely I know.

Of course you can but would you get away with the two cowboys tee-shirt? Two Cowboys - censored.

Put a gagging order on her. She was gagging for it anyway. And so was he. Maybe they weren't getting enough at home. Gotta keep the home fires burning. Nudge nudge wink wink. No what I mean squire.

I think the fright that is Fergie has been banned from then nuptials because she is far too embarrassing even for her husband Air Miles Andy. By the way has anyone seen Prince "I'm not gay" Edward since his heyday of It's a Royal Knockout? I suppose he'll get wheeled out to wave at the crowds along with the rest of parasitic bastards and then hopefully disappear again to do whatever ever it is he does - i.e nothing. If you think this will all end after tomorrow I can tell you now they'll be on the front pages of the tabloids for years to come until someone decides to get pissed and take 'em for a spin in a Mercedes in Paris or some other god awful nightmare ending for the "nation's royal sweethearts."

A troll as well as a dickhead.