Jah Lush

They are lying to us again. He probably died at Bora Bora. This stinks of bullshit and nothing to do with 500 Taliban escaping prison last week or the 10th anniversary of the Twins Towers attack. Will Donald Trump ask to see the death certificate?

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How sad is the life whose success is measured by > the failure of others! I like this quote. A lot. Best thing you've contributed by far. Well said.

fucking cunt.

Two poor decisions by Mr Magoo, the linesman at Stamford Bridge yesterday cost us. Definitely time for goalline technology. Admittedly our goalkeeper (Gomes) is starting to commit on a regular basis the sort of silly mistakes he made when he first came over here. Great goal by Sandro ruined what could have been a good afternoon's work. Gutted!

I agree but she should know what she's getting herself into.

That's complete bollocks Tarot.

Break free the chains that bind you. I'm classless and free. F*ck the class system. F*ck snobbery... because that's what it is.

President Bliar!! Not a fecking chance Quids and you know it. I will however admit that royal family do have a certain comedy value. "We're the flowers in the dustbin."

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it was a good result for Spurs. West Brom > snuffed most of their attacks out and countered > very well and could have nicked it at the end. > Also West Brom should have been two nil up before > the equaliser (not shown on MoTD). The arrogance > of North Londoners eh? > Were you at the game last Saturday? Because I was and Spurs should have won it. However, two very good goals from the Baggies and that result and all the other ones against teams beginning with W this season has buggered up our chances of Champions League football next season unless by some miracle we win all our next games. Highly unlikely I know.

Of course you can but would you get away with the two cowboys tee-shirt? Two Cowboys - censored.

Put a gagging order on her. She was gagging for it anyway. And so was he. Maybe they weren't getting enough at home. Gotta keep the home fires burning. Nudge nudge wink wink. No what I mean squire.

I think the fright that is Fergie has been banned from then nuptials because she is far too embarrassing even for her husband Air Miles Andy. By the way has anyone seen Prince "I'm not gay" Edward since his heyday of It's a Royal Knockout? I suppose he'll get wheeled out to wave at the crowds along with the rest of parasitic bastards and then hopefully disappear again to do whatever ever it is he does - i.e nothing. If you think this will all end after tomorrow I can tell you now they'll be on the front pages of the tabloids for years to come until someone decides to get pissed and take 'em for a spin in a Mercedes in Paris or some other god awful nightmare ending for the "nation's royal sweethearts."

A troll as well as a dickhead.

Greywallpaper - Punk was your era was it? "The Police, Boomtown Rats and Dire Straits." You really don't know what're talking about do you?

Imogen Thomas is an anagram of Monogamist.

She knew he was a married man with kids when she started shagging him. Homewrecker.

I'd go to the opening of an envelope if it paid well enough.

I've always wanted to be part of the royal family because there are great advantages to being royal. If you're royal, whatever you do is very interesting. Whatever you do, people are very interested in it. Even if you do something very boring, people are still interested in it. If a royal person does something extremely boring, people say, "Oh, isn't it interesting that he's doing something extremely boring." If I do something extremely boring, people say, "Oh how extremely boring." ? it's not so good.

Who cares?

A cloth cap doffer amongst us. Yes sir no sir three bags full sir. Thank you sir. You're so lucky to be a slack-jawed over privileged bastard sir. Can I lick your arse sir. Oh thank you sir. Nothing's changed.

We've all got royal blood in our veins, you know. It's the best place for it in my view. We've all got a little bit of royal blood in our veins, we're all in line for the succession, and if nineteen million, four hundred thousand, two hundred and eight people die, I'll be king tomorrow. It's not very likely but its a nice thought and helps keep you going.

The football focus thread has already dealt with subject a thousand times and it's tedious and boring. Move on.

Try The Bull in Benenden. Tell 'em I sent you.

Feck orf to Greece if that's what you want Tarot. You probably need a holiday anyway.

An arrogant little shit showing his true colours under pressure. The man is an absolute prat.