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I really liked 'em when they came out. The first two albums were excellent and the rest were good with ever so slight diminishing returns. I've still got most of the early singles and albums but once Hugh Cornwall left that was the end for me.

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes". They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The other useful part of this thread is I now know > who Lady D is, thanks to a parallel splurge on > facebook True but I think I know who you are now too.

I wish to place it on record that, unlike Ryan Giggs, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with big tits you can tell anybody you fukcing like.

Hmmm... well he stole it from Peter Cook. "I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again."

I want an app that does all the housework. I've a Nokia N8 by the way. Anyone? Or should I get a lady that does?

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Broil? I'm sorry, would you like to feel that again? Surely you meant braille.

Stalker alert! Stalker alert! Your Tedness if you've not already espied RosieH hiding in your rose bush then it certainly won't be long before you do. Keep 'em peeled.

Yup... Jamaican ginger beer does it for me too.

Unbelievable! He won the double for the first time in their history last year. I suspect Chelsea to finish outside of the top five next season and Abromovich will deserve it. If any club needs some some stability it's Chelsea. Not that I care. Oh and by the way thank you Matthew for your response to the Liverpool v Spurs game. It's very rare for Spurs to get a result up there so your reply was much appreciated unlike Annasfield and a couple of others who seems to have gone to ground. It's the first double I can ever remember against your lot and I'm sure it'll be a long time before we do it again. Good luck next season.

Lorenzo's at Crystal Palace. Si Mangia is it's sister restaurant. Both cheap and cheerful and they do what they say on the tin. Love 'em both.

From what I've heard it's gone downhill since it first opened but don't let that put you off trying it our for yourself.

I went the other night. The service was good and I chose a particularly good red wine from their list but I can't say I was over impressed with the food. Shall be sticking with Si Mangia.

"I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray But when I woke up there this mornin', could've sworn it was Judgment Day The sky was all purple, there were people runnin' everywhere Tryin' 2 run from the destruction, U know I didn't even care."

Time to do all your credit cards to the max, get drunk take as many drugs as possible and get a couple of whores in and go out with a bang.

Mmmm.... nice.

I'm pleased for you. Really hope you enjoy the Champions League as much as I and my fellow Spurs supporters have this season. Nice one for going above the Arse too so they have to go through a qualifying stage. Arf!

Why would anyone want to look like Golam anyway? Beats me.

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Most Liverpool fans I know are happy to have lost > at the weekend. No worries. If Liverpool win next weekend Spurs will probably lose at home to Birmingham and that'll fcuk 'em up. Arf! "Europa League, no one likes it and we don't care."

Where's all the Liverpool fans on here gone? "Sing when you're winning" springs to mind.

I'm not overkeen on hoodies but then who am I to say. It's up to you. I did take my ear-ring out though when I hit 40 and it's never gone back in.

Good grief! We won at Anfield. That's a real rarity and one to be treasured. Are Liverpool now contriving not to get into the Europa League? We'll see about that. Spurs will probably lose at home to Birmingham next weekend to continue our poor run of results against teams in the lower half of the table.