Jah Lush

Ha ha! Yes very good. They are a bit quiet today.

Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

You speak from a similar personal experience Steveo? Do tell.

19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones.

A story I found as told by the late Jeffrey Bernard. Here's a bizarre tale concerning a young man, the son of an affluent bookmaker who had offices near Simpson's in Piccadilly. His father gave an office party one day and the son duly attended. He was green and inexperienced, ignorant of drink and its attendant dangers. For an hour he mixed champagne with whisky - disastrous. He lost control and inadvertently - how can I put it politely? - evacuated his bowels. With a mixture of panic and embarrassment he staggered into Simpson's and asked an assistant for a pair of trousers. "What sort of trousers?" he was asked "Any," he said, "any at all. The first pair that comes to hand." He left the shop with his purchase and hailed a taxi to take him to Charing Cross to get the train home. Once the train was moving, he went to the lavatory to clean himself up as best he could. Having done that, and as the train was speeding through the suburbs, he threw his dirty pants and trousers out of the window. And then, with what one can only imagine to have been a long sigh of relief, he put his hand in the Simpson's carrier bag to pull out his new trousers. The only thing in the bag was a V-neck pullover. He had been given the wrong bag. That is all we know. Since I read this story I have laid awake at night trying to picture the scene. I presume he put his legs through the sleeves of the jersey, but what I want to know is where did he put the exposed V of the jersey. To the front or his rear? I wonder, too, what the ticket collector thought, let alone the other passengers alighting at Sevenoaks. He is probably a broken man now and gets out of the train either at the stop before Sevenoaks or the stop after in order to go home by taxi. He is now almost certainly a teetotaller.

Stamp

Melody - The Rolling Stones

Indeed and once again young Sandro was our best player. Still only 20 but what a find. I can't see Palacios getting back in the side now.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles.

I Wish It Would Rain - The Temptations.

murphy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good luck to Spurs tonight, always seems to be a > great atmosphere at WHL for evening matches. Thanks Murphy. There IS an amazing atmosphere at WHL evening matches especially in European games. Unfortunately I couldn't get a ticket for tonight so probably watching in the pub with a few mates. Very happy for you Palace fans. A great result. All my family on my parents side were/are Palace supporters. I bucked the trend but have a little soft spot for them for obvious reasons.

Don't You Want Me - Human League

Yes. All of the above on my 40 minute commute this morning. I also discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

Stop Breaking Down - Robert Johnson

Never Stop - Echo & The Bunnymen.

Sweet Lady Mary - The Faces

Sorrow - David Bowie

I'm A Man - Muddy Waters

Indeed. A mere flesh wound. I'm sure Nani will be playing against Arsenal on Saturday. It's a pity because the lad can play but his histrionics leave a lot to be desired.

I'm A Boy - The Who

Only You - Ronnie Lane.

Really? I'd be embarrassed if we had a player constantly behaving like Nani does, throwing his toys out of his pram like spoilt little brat when things don't go his way. First Ronaldo and now Nani. Aren't you embarrassed by that? And to accuse us of xenophobia is out of order. It was a very poor challenge by Carragher and he should have been off but Nani's reaction was pathetic. I'm sure Fergie took a very dim view of it too.

Paper Plane - Status Quo

Jet - Wings.

Anything is possible in a two horse race. It could just be one of those nights when Barcelona have a bad day at the office. I can't see it myself though.