Jah Lush

Three down, one to go. Well done. Seriously though. I think you can take it. Looking at the fixture list I take Arsenal to win the title (though it pains me to say so) by one or two points, depends how they recover from the last fortnight. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Thread or topic Narnia? You're not gonna do a flounce as well are you? I'm sure you'll all have plenty to talk about after the Man Utd v Arsenal game.

Pah! Count me out. Rehab's for quitters.

Hmmm... peers through curtain, oh look it's Woofmarkthedog.

Ditto Micheal Caine, Sean Connery, Roger Moore.

You guessed right Mockers. Tedious/bonkers.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Jimmy Nesbitt plays... Jimmy Nesbitt.... again. > > Don't be so grumpy. Do you have a hangover. Is > life today not as good as it seemed yesterday.... Not being grumpy. Don't have a hangover. I don't drink as much as you think I do and life is good. I was just commenting on his acting skills or lack of. Perhaps that's a bit unfair. He's good at what he does but always comes across as James Nesbitt. By the way I didn't watch the programme. Maybe I'll watch the next episode.

Bonkers!

My legs, especially my shins and knees still bear the scars of my football playing days. I never cried. Not once. I never behaved like a petulant spoilt child throwing his toys out of the pram when I got fouled and I certainly never took a dive. I've said all along it was a bad tackle that warranted a sending off but Nani's reaction and his behaviour in the past left a lot to be desired. Can we move on now please?

Has it sunk again?

Jimmy Nesbitt plays... Jimmy Nesbitt.... again.

Does anyone do vivisection at home? Would you be interested in a home vivisectionists club? Has anyone done a vivisection course? Where? Did you like it?

Ha ha! Yes very good. They are a bit quiet today.

Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

You speak from a similar personal experience Steveo? Do tell.

19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones.

A story I found as told by the late Jeffrey Bernard. Here's a bizarre tale concerning a young man, the son of an affluent bookmaker who had offices near Simpson's in Piccadilly. His father gave an office party one day and the son duly attended. He was green and inexperienced, ignorant of drink and its attendant dangers. For an hour he mixed champagne with whisky - disastrous. He lost control and inadvertently - how can I put it politely? - evacuated his bowels. With a mixture of panic and embarrassment he staggered into Simpson's and asked an assistant for a pair of trousers. "What sort of trousers?" he was asked "Any," he said, "any at all. The first pair that comes to hand." He left the shop with his purchase and hailed a taxi to take him to Charing Cross to get the train home. Once the train was moving, he went to the lavatory to clean himself up as best he could. Having done that, and as the train was speeding through the suburbs, he threw his dirty pants and trousers out of the window. And then, with what one can only imagine to have been a long sigh of relief, he put his hand in the Simpson's carrier bag to pull out his new trousers. The only thing in the bag was a V-neck pullover. He had been given the wrong bag. That is all we know. Since I read this story I have laid awake at night trying to picture the scene. I presume he put his legs through the sleeves of the jersey, but what I want to know is where did he put the exposed V of the jersey. To the front or his rear? I wonder, too, what the ticket collector thought, let alone the other passengers alighting at Sevenoaks. He is probably a broken man now and gets out of the train either at the stop before Sevenoaks or the stop after in order to go home by taxi. He is now almost certainly a teetotaller.

Stamp

Melody - The Rolling Stones

Indeed and once again young Sandro was our best player. Still only 20 but what a find. I can't see Palacios getting back in the side now.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles.

I Wish It Would Rain - The Temptations.

murphy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good luck to Spurs tonight, always seems to be a > great atmosphere at WHL for evening matches. Thanks Murphy. There IS an amazing atmosphere at WHL evening matches especially in European games. Unfortunately I couldn't get a ticket for tonight so probably watching in the pub with a few mates. Very happy for you Palace fans. A great result. All my family on my parents side were/are Palace supporters. I bucked the trend but have a little soft spot for them for obvious reasons.

Don't You Want Me - Human League

Yes. All of the above on my 40 minute commute this morning. I also discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.