Jah Lush

You've got a book to flog and they haven't invited you or you have a huge desire to be flogged on TV.

Everybody Needs Somebody To Love - Solomon Burke (R.I.P)

Sunshine On A Rainy Day - Zoe

Like the man says Emerson. Big mistake.

Yeah.. this thread is pants.

Walking To New Orleans - Fats Domino

Fecking pedant.

Pah! Far too early to get rid of Roy Hodgson. How can he be out of his depth when he has experience of managing the likes of Inter-Milan? He's inherited a crap squad and has no money to spend until Christmas. Give the man a break. I think he'll get it right eventually.

A Chilean miner having sex with his wife for first time since release. Miner: Can we switch the lights off? Wife: Of course! Miner: Can I have you from behind? Wife: Anything you want my brave boy. Miner: Can I call you Pedro?

Spanish Bombs - The Clash

Q: What's nine-and-a-half inches long and satisfies all c**ts? A: An iPad

Hmmm....all that shit just to get a pay rise. The greedy little fecker.

It's a harmless little wind-up Ianr and not to be taken seriously.

Spanish Eyes - Al Martino

I was just about to put that up myself Brendan but you beat me to it. Bah!

Nice wind-up for the snobs. Umm...isn't there a BetFred on the Lane already?

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Maybe a little more civil disobedience in the UK would pull us out of the > sucking mire of forelock tugging resignation so > typified by the " we are in this together" shit of > late. I couldn't agree more. I like the French. When they get pissed off about being stitched up they take to the streets complain passionately. Compared to the French us Brits are apathetic.

Yeah. I know. So was I. Just comparing the wages on offer at your noisy neighbours.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana when he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he says. "Yep" the dog replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says "So, what's your story?" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well. I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping." "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals." "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired." The guys is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

Spanish Boots - Jeff Beck Group

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought I read they were prepared to offer him > ?150k. I think you're probably right. Let's face it There are players at Man City on ?200,000 a week. That's a lot of Ferraris.

Absolutely. It'sw bollocks isn't it. How many medals has he won since he's been at Man Utd? Plenty, and he'll probably win plenty more if he stays. Apparently he wants ?150,000 a week. One greedy ungrateful bastard.

Nice one. You've gotta love Ian Holloway. He always speaks his mind and there is absolutely no bullshit about him. Wayne Rooney on the other hand is one spoilt little brat. I think if he leaves Man Utd and they are one of the biggest clubs in the world (in stature if not financially) he could live to regret it.

The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix