Jah Lush

If you're a comedian and you can't handle the hecklers with witty ripostes then you shouldn't be on the stage.

I Want You - Bob Dylan.

Sorry I can't help as I've never been but try visiting the vineyards. I'm rather fond of the rustic D'abuzzo grape.

*Farts in LMs face*

*Farts in LBs face*

Happy birthday Lou Vicious - Lou Reed

Thanks Declan. Very observant of you. Well done.

The way I saw it it was a 50-50 challenge and the ball was there to be won. Just unlucky that he broke Aaron Ramsey's leg. Unfortunately these things happen in football. I sincerely hope the lad makes a full recovery because I think he has a very good future in front of him. I reckon Cesc Fabregas will be off to Barcelona next season and Ramsey seems his natural successor.

If you spent less time on here you might get something done.

Just to add to that. Danny Blanchflower, Dave Mackay and Steve Perryman.

Sally Can't Dance - Lou Reed

Made of Stone - Stone Roses

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes people on phones are a real hang up of mine. Especially on public transport. Bar stewards!

I Am The Resurrection - Stone Roses.

That'll be a toasted sausage sandwich with HP sauce. Well, it's what I'm having.

Gomez is vastly improved from the scary keeper he was when he first arrived here. He's settled now and playing really well and kept an impressive amount of clean sheets this season.

People who gestulate while on their mobile phones. Why? What's the point? The person on the other end of the phone can't see you.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So no one thinks Terry should have ba**s and make > himself unavailable? Why should he? He's still the best player for the job as England captain in my view. He might not be a gentleman like Bobby Moore but he's a natural leader on the pitch.

There is certainly a dearth of good left backs in this country but I suppose Nicky Shorey is now in with a pretty good chance though I don't rate him either. If only Gareth Bale was English. He gave another masterful attacking full-back display last night against Bolton and since he's come back into the side has got better and better and his confidence is sky high. Certainly one of the best in the Premiership on current form.

Happy cake day Hibbs.

What Keef said.

4-nil to Tottenham 4-nil to Tottenham 4-nil to Tottenham 4-nil to Tottenham!

Young Gifted And Black - Bob & Marcia

Yep! Straight from Billingsgate Market. Was his name Hal E Butt?