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Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer

Of course some of you will or won't remember when a fan tried to do the same to Keith Richards back in the 80s and he was rewarded with Keith smashing his guitar into his face and then he strapped it back on and carried on playing without missing a beat. Now that is f**king cool. Let's face it the guy could have been a real nutter and could have had a knive or a gun and besides he's on his stage and you've got to defend your territory.

Pretty Vacant - The Sex Pistols

Kylie, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie pulls her knickers down and f**ks her senseless. He turns to Elton, says 'your turn' but Elton starts crying. 'What's wrong', asks Robbie? Elton sobs and says 'my head won't fit in the railings'.

A man took his dog to the cinema to see War and Peace. The dog sat beside him and the audience was amazed to see the dog and his reactions to the film. When the heroine was facing dire straits the dog would howl and when things were going well he'd bark and wag his tail. After the film ended a woman came up to the dog's owner and said: "Wow, your dog's reactions were amazing!" The man replied: 'I know, I'm really surprised. He hated the book."

75 yards! You're having a laugh McGabhann. More like 300. Still, a good call though.

Can only think of the 484 but then it turns right when it gets to the end of the Rye. Taxi for Annasfield me thinks.

Bloody hell! Yeah I do. I was getting it crossed with Devo's Pink Pussycat for some reason. Doh! My Home Town - Bruce Springsteen.

Hmmm...well I can categorically state it wasn't one of mine Captain.

Oh I don't mind a good blub over a good book Asset, especially when it is so beautifully written. I blubbed nearly all the way through Khalid Hossieni's The Kite Runner and it's follow up A Thousand Splendid Suns, both of which I'd highly recommend to anyone who hasn't read them. Edited for typo.

Pink Cadillac - The Clash

Good work those who helped out. Tony, you're living in a rose tinted past. Get real. There were plenty of villains and thugs and a lot of violence around 40 years ago.

Pictures Of Lily - The Who

In that case come to the next book swap where you can rid yourself of unwanted books and pick up some good new titles. Any books left over go to the charity shops. Job done.

You can stick yer e-books up yer arse. (Not you of course Mamora Man) And yer IPods too for that matter. A home is not a home without books covering the shelfs or records and CDs for that matter. My home is overflowing with all of these things and to some it might be clutter but to me I'm surrounded by the things I love. Call old fashioned but I'll stick to what I like thanks.

Just over halfway through Markus Zusak's The Book Thief, which I started a couple of days ago. A wonderful book, a real page turner, really enjoying it. Picked it up at the last book swap. Marvellous!

Yup, new owners. New broom.

You lucky so and so MP. Pretty damn good wine region too. Hope you're there on holiday and not working.

Well done G & B. You deserve a hearty pat on the back after all the troubles you went through earlier this year. I haven't been in for quite a while but when I have I've thoroughly enjoyed every single wine that I've drunk from your fine establishment. I'm sure they'll be plenty more in the future to be getting down my Gregory. Keep up the good work.

All About You - The Rolling Stones

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > leave your Tuna at home if you come down this neck > of the woods, thanks. Nah! I reckon you need a good slap with a wet fish. And Sean, what happened with the other five-per-cent?

Count me out. No can do tonight.

Exactly! The new owners will want their own man in. I can see the same thing happening to Mark Hughes as what happened to Keegan and Curbishley. They'll bring in players they don't want and get rid of players the manager does want. Hughes will probably have little say in the transfer market and he'll be on his bike whether they sack him or not. I can imagine he had little say in the transfer of Robinho, for instance. You've got to let the manager manage otherwise it's just chaos.

There is another thread on this Raquel that started off as the Magdala changing hands and a name change (Magnolia) but it has now morphed into it's reopening.

Dress - P J Harvey.