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Sunday Morning - Velvet Underground

Stop Breaking Down - Robert Johnson

Never Stop - Echo & The Bunnymen

I'd quadruple pensioners pay in an instant. Also free gas, electric and telephone bills.

I Forgot To Remember To Forget - Elvis Presley

Know Your Rights - The Clash

I wish I'd joined you last night after witnessing that dreadful excuse for a football match in the CPT. I could very well be up for a Ruby on the 17th as MP has suggested.

I can't believe I sat in the pub and wasted good money on beer to watch that whole sorry mess of a match last night. England were absolutely awful. It must have hurt a lot more though to have been at Wembley and paid good money to watch that pile of crap.

That would be fine with me. But I think The Sun would be more appropriate. He'd be sticking it where The Sun don't shine.

So we have an alcoholic with a prolapsed arsehole who likes to fertilise our front gardens. Can I just ask what paper he was wiping his arse with?

Seconded Moos.

Picture This - Blondie

Every Picture Tells A Story - Rod Stewart

Order an immediate cull of Estate agents in the area, although I suspect that is happening already. Knock down the police station and build a theatre/music venue. Turn Foxtons into a Guitar/music shop. Reintroduce smoking in bars. Pedestrianise North Cross Road. Legalise drugs. Get rid of the new wallpaper in the CPT and replace a white paint job. Close down the Harvester and restore it back to a proper pub with a decent restaurant out the back. Invest heavily in Dulwich Hamlet football club to ensure they get into the Premiership as soon as possible. Introduce on the spot ?1,000 fines to blow-ins from Clapham or Balham infiltrating Lordship Lane on a Friday or Saturday night or anyone who acts like a bit a wanker after a couple of pints of Stella.

Editions Of You - Roxy Music

Yeah, that and that prat Gallas turning his back on the penalty and making a complete cock of himself.

I agree Keef, apart from the last bit. Let's face it, he's hardly featured in the last couple of seasons and at 33 he's surplus to requirements. But, he's French, can play in several positions in the back four and he'll add much needed experience to a young Arsenal side.

Try eating a little something with it next time. Cheese or bread is always good.

Use Me - Grace Jones

(td)(td) Two thumbs down for a deceptive smiley then.

Too many reggae artists died too young, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Dennis Brown, Junior Byles, Keith Hudson and King Tubby went far too early and I could name plenty more. Anyway here's a Lee "Scratch" Perry produced classic. Fisherman - The Congos

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She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips

Tottenham Hotspur actually.

Don't You Want Me - Human League