Jah Lush

My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe - The Bonzo Dog Band

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ? > Is this an in joke with EDF? > > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Because without a surfeit of Stella then nobody > > would ever have the courage to wear a > 'wifebeater' > > vest. > > You haven't thought it through JB.. No PeckhamRose. Stella (unfortunately) is commonly known as wifebeater. It's sad what's happening at the CPT. All the lovely bar staff that I got to know over the last year or so have left and I have to agree with you Madworld74 the beer is very limited indeed. Could do with some more real ales. How about some guest beers please. They do a nice pint of Guinness though but that's not really the point is it? And I absolutely hate the new wallpaper. Urrgh! By the way MW74 as someone who has complained in the past about the lack decent wines in the CPT. What do you think of the new wine list?

Now this reminds me of mad parties in my early 20s. The B52s - Planet Claire

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either.' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you give a shit?'

Where do I sign? Where do I sign? Come on let's rid this egocentric megolomaniac tax evasive hypocrite Pope wannabe from our eyes and ears forever. Where do I bloody sign? I guess the NME is just not what you used to be is it? Where do I sign? Aaarrghh! Please Make Bono History.

No fecking way!!!!

When I bought my flat in 1990 (right at the end of the boom and straight into the bust) I was then in negative equity for next ten years. Of course I should now be a lot better of and in some ways I am. The trouble is that now matter how much I earn I still manage to piss it all up the wall. Hence, I'm still as skint as I've ever been.

Well, you're obviously a big fan. I saw Ian Hunter in the Woodhouse once about 30 years ago. Blimey is that one of theres? This Wheel's On Fire - Bob Dylan

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And of course Frances from the Clockhouse who grew > more lovely with each year. Got to agree with you there. I always rather fancied her and I think her husband Peter knew it too.

Is it Mott The Hoople Day today? Thunderbuck Ram - Mott The Hoople

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought a henry was 3 and a half grams of > cocaine! You're right of course. It's an eight ball. As Ant says "An 'Henry the Eighth.

Golden Years - David Bowie

I have to say Sam at the Drum because she's my mate and I love her to bits and she'd be pissed off with me if I didn't say so. Also four great girls who have now sadly left the CPT...drum roll for Candice, Marie, Alex and Laura. All lovely girls and great barmaids who are very sadly missed. And also a mention in dispatches for Candy at the now defunct Inside 72.

I can understand that. I still think of The Vale as The Cherry Tree despite several name changes over the years.

I just love the way Jeff Beck blows Old Slowhand away on this live cut of Bobby 'Blue' Bland's Further On Up The Road. This, if I remember correctly was taken from The Secret Policeman's Ball back in the early 80s.

I'm Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Man Of The World - Fleetwood Mac

Yes me! Anyway, the past is a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.

So a mag announces that the Magdala will changing it's name. Will they call it what everyone else calls it then and just call it The Mag?

Aha! Sir Mockney Piers our history correspondent.

Ah! Once in a blue moon?

No, no lasting after effects old bean although there has been the odd occasion of a morning when my whole body has shaken like a willow tree and I've had seek; for emergency and medicinal purposes you understand, several very large brandies with my coffee in the morning and then I've been right as ninepence and ready for the rest of the day's deluge.

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had a swift half in the garden last night and > something lamby smelled delicious. > > Rarely eat there though! It's a rare occasions that I go in there but on the few occasions that I have recently or over the past few years it always seems to smell of burnt lamb. So if you like your lamb don't expect it to be rare or rare to middling, it'll be burnt to a cinder by the smell of things.

Indeed I do and I'm sure you do to EDOldie. Proper cocaine and none that bloody novocaine crap they use now. Trouble was your mouth would be numb for a fortnight and you'd just end up dribbling and spilling your drinks. Most unfortunate and tiresome especially if you were an alcoholic like I was at that tender early age.

I like the gang fight scene at about ten or 15 minutes into Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange with the lines straight from Anthony Burgess's novel and his invented language Nadsat that Alex and his droogs use. Not strictly swearing but certainly inventive invective. "Oh oh oh. Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou."