Jah Lush

*Bacchus (for it is I) pours wine for the latest arrivals* *Hugs KK and asks but where are your other lady friends* *The men are thirsty and need more young nubiles to pander to our whims* (after a tiring day at the office in ancient Rome).

Nena (fact fans). Red Red Wine - UB40

*Strolls into Quiet Room in robes, vine leaves around his head and a pair of Jesus Creepers, (yes I've decided a toga party is on order) bearing gifts of the finest wines known to humanity* We'll have no more of that awful Pinot Noit here* *Steps down into the bowels of the Quiet Room and opens the wine cellar doors to reveal thousands of bottles of Chateaus Petrus and Margaux* *Grabs goblets aplenty and pours for his thirsty pals* *Goes to the fridge and brings out a huge selection of cheeses and bowls of grapes and puts on banquet table* *Lies on couch and with huge goblet of wine in hands leers lasiciviously at the ladies*

I'm liking the Dionysos bit even more but they are one and same person aren't they?

I've programmed myself to self-destruct at 81. I don't really want to live much longer than that and feel it's a perfect age to bow out at. However, I might feel different about it when I get there. It'll largely depend on my mental and physical well being. I feel another thread coming on here....

Do mean organic coffee? I believe the foodstore just up the road does organic foodstuffs.

Thumbs up for this. I hope it works out well. Any new addition to this part of the area has to be good. After the lovely people at Si Mangia moved there last year all this parade needs is a few more better shops and or restaurants. Hopefully Anatolya will be up and running again soon as well or maybe in another guise. This parade of shops just needs a little sprucing up and it could be very pleasant.

I'm finishing work late too and will miss the first half or should I say first quarter seeing as it's over two legs. Come on the Pool!

A double-barrelled snotgun perhaps?

A classic on Top of the Pops in 1971 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

That's a different version to the original Girgirl. Here's the real McCoy - Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues

I think I'll make that my look for the summer. Just add some Jesus creepers and a goblet of wine and I'll be fine and dandy.

Sorry to hear about the stall not working out and I haven't even got around to having a poke around the Warehouse yet. Best of luck to you in the furture though Ultraconsistency. Hope it all works out well for you.

A man bought his wife a car for her birthday. "I don't like it," she said, "I want something that goes 0-140 in three seconds." So he bought her a set of bathroom scales and said: "STAND ON THAT YOU FAT CUNT."

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Take a look at my girlfriend - Supertramp Hate to be a pedant but that is actually called The Logical Song. Anyway, I'll follow on from Bagpuss78s. You Got The Look - Prince and Sheena Easton.

Indeed! Call me Baccus if you like.:)-D

Stone age Michael, you're Palaeolithic.

life

Waiting For The Man - Velvet Underground

Famous last words Tillie. I'll never be teetotal again.

Tired Of Being Alone - Al Green

I used to sing Stray Cat Blues when I was in a band a thousand years ago. If you listen to the live version on Get Yer Ya Ya's Out Mick changes the age to 13. I'll get me anorak.

Love Sick - Bob Dylan

Starf**ker is on Goats Head Soup and Love You Live, both on vinyl and hardly rare. I've got Cocksucker Blues as well which was a song they gave to Decca as their next single to help get them out of their contract before they signed to Atlantic and formed Rolling Stones Records. Needless to say it's never been released but has appeared on countless bootlegs.

A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it." "It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with, uh, you know, favors." "People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions," the priest replied. "If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a relief," the man said. He then added, "I have one more question." "What is it, my son?" the priest asked. The man answered, "She is pretty old now. Should I tell her the war is over?"