Jah Lush

Agreed. Not exactly laugh out loud is it.

An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down - Rod Stewart

Oh I don't know Harry Hill's alright, just a bit too surreal at times, see also Eddie Izzard. TV Burp by the way, isn't written by him and perhaps is all the more funnier for it. But his delivery and performance on the show is very good.

*Marvellous, no adjusting needed, pass me some more grapes darling* *Letches at JJF salaticiously and pours the lovely girl a large goblet of wine*

Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

Little By Little - Oasis

*No apologies needed but am wondering where my Dionysian pal Keef is*

*Bacchus (for it is I) pours wine for the latest arrivals* *Hugs KK and asks but where are your other lady friends* *The men are thirsty and need more young nubiles to pander to our whims* (after a tiring day at the office in ancient Rome).

Nena (fact fans). Red Red Wine - UB40

*Strolls into Quiet Room in robes, vine leaves around his head and a pair of Jesus Creepers, (yes I've decided a toga party is on order) bearing gifts of the finest wines known to humanity* We'll have no more of that awful Pinot Noit here* *Steps down into the bowels of the Quiet Room and opens the wine cellar doors to reveal thousands of bottles of Chateaus Petrus and Margaux* *Grabs goblets aplenty and pours for his thirsty pals* *Goes to the fridge and brings out a huge selection of cheeses and bowls of grapes and puts on banquet table* *Lies on couch and with huge goblet of wine in hands leers lasiciviously at the ladies*

I'm liking the Dionysos bit even more but they are one and same person aren't they?

I've programmed myself to self-destruct at 81. I don't really want to live much longer than that and feel it's a perfect age to bow out at. However, I might feel different about it when I get there. It'll largely depend on my mental and physical well being. I feel another thread coming on here....

Do mean organic coffee? I believe the foodstore just up the road does organic foodstuffs.

Thumbs up for this. I hope it works out well. Any new addition to this part of the area has to be good. After the lovely people at Si Mangia moved there last year all this parade needs is a few more better shops and or restaurants. Hopefully Anatolya will be up and running again soon as well or maybe in another guise. This parade of shops just needs a little sprucing up and it could be very pleasant.

I'm finishing work late too and will miss the first half or should I say first quarter seeing as it's over two legs. Come on the Pool!

A double-barrelled snotgun perhaps?

A classic on Top of the Pops in 1971 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

That's a different version to the original Girgirl. Here's the real McCoy - Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues

I think I'll make that my look for the summer. Just add some Jesus creepers and a goblet of wine and I'll be fine and dandy.

Sorry to hear about the stall not working out and I haven't even got around to having a poke around the Warehouse yet. Best of luck to you in the furture though Ultraconsistency. Hope it all works out well for you.

A man bought his wife a car for her birthday. "I don't like it," she said, "I want something that goes 0-140 in three seconds." So he bought her a set of bathroom scales and said: "STAND ON THAT YOU FAT CUNT."

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Take a look at my girlfriend - Supertramp Hate to be a pedant but that is actually called The Logical Song. Anyway, I'll follow on from Bagpuss78s. You Got The Look - Prince and Sheena Easton.

Indeed! Call me Baccus if you like.:)-D

Stone age Michael, you're Palaeolithic.

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