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Sorry to hear about the stall not working out and I haven't even got around to having a poke around the Warehouse yet. Best of luck to you in the furture though Ultraconsistency. Hope it all works out well for you.

A man bought his wife a car for her birthday. "I don't like it," she said, "I want something that goes 0-140 in three seconds." So he bought her a set of bathroom scales and said: "STAND ON THAT YOU FAT CUNT."

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Take a look at my girlfriend - Supertramp Hate to be a pedant but that is actually called The Logical Song. Anyway, I'll follow on from Bagpuss78s. You Got The Look - Prince and Sheena Easton.

Indeed! Call me Baccus if you like.:)-D

Stone age Michael, you're Palaeolithic.

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Waiting For The Man - Velvet Underground

Famous last words Tillie. I'll never be teetotal again.

Tired Of Being Alone - Al Green

I used to sing Stray Cat Blues when I was in a band a thousand years ago. If you listen to the live version on Get Yer Ya Ya's Out Mick changes the age to 13. I'll get me anorak.

Love Sick - Bob Dylan

Starf**ker is on Goats Head Soup and Love You Live, both on vinyl and hardly rare. I've got Cocksucker Blues as well which was a song they gave to Decca as their next single to help get them out of their contract before they signed to Atlantic and formed Rolling Stones Records. Needless to say it's never been released but has appeared on countless bootlegs.

A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it." "It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with, uh, you know, favors." "People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions," the priest replied. "If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a relief," the man said. He then added, "I have one more question." "What is it, my son?" the priest asked. The man answered, "She is pretty old now. Should I tell her the war is over?"

Back to the quotes - when Keith Richards was in the dock at Chichester Crown Court after the Stones were famously busted in '67 he answered a question that was put to him with: "We're not old men. Your petty morals don't apply to us." Now that is dead f**king cool.

Yes, for that comment alone you've definitely got some explaining to do. Rock Against Racism

She's A Woman - The Beatles

Point Of No Return - Bobby Womack

Annasfield Wrote: > I don't know what I'm on either.... :-S Are they any good though? If so, can I have some?:))

Door Peep - Burning Spear

Back Door Man - Howling Wolf

Welcome aboard. Word of warning though. This Forum is habit forming and can lead to addiction. Have fun though.;-)

Phwoar! Michelle Ryan. *Swoons and rubs hands up and down on thighs in a Vic Reeves style*.

Saturday Arsenal v Reading 4 - 1 Blackburn v Man Utd 0 - 2 Fulham v Liverpool 0 - 2 Middlesbrough v Bolton 2 - 0 West Ham v Derby 3 - 1 Wigan v Tottenham 2 - 3 Sunday Aston Villa v Birmingham 2 - 1 Man City v Portsmouth 1 - 2 Newcastle v Sunderland 3 - 2

Or....Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M Pirsig.

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