Jah Lush

Or... his private life in his privates.

If I was to confess my sins we'd be here to Doomsday.

I bloody hope not.

Atila, you truly have surpassed yourself today. Well done.(tu)

kegs

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But the important question is "would you?" She looks a whole lot more attractive with ?24.3 million in the bank but I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole not that I've got a bargepole. She is vile.

Excellent idea PGC. I'll skip on the ironing though.

Pub

Heather Mills is a sociopath. She's a deranged old slapper who is completely out of touch with reality. The point is after just four years of marriage she has come out of this missy divorce case a very rich woman. Not as rich as she would have liked but richer than most of us will ever be.

Personally, I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Sun. It's a disgusting little rag especially when it was edited by that egocentric twerp Kelvin MacKenzie and I do tend to boycott all things Murdoch as well, so still no Sky Sports in my house. Having said that I'm sure that there are plenty of Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool fans out there hoping that the Spurs give Chelsea another beating tonight. I'm just really pissed off that A: I haven't got a ticket for tonight's match and B: that it's not on the telly so I can watch it down the pub.

Dear Tillie you must be very proud and rightfully so. I know you have a smashing daughter and you are a fabulous mother. Well done. I wish I could offer you some advice but I can't but well done to you and yours.

Great news for my liver, bad news for my bank manager.

Change the f**king record mate.

The Wild One - Iggy Pop

I really like this track and love the video. I think it's Spike Jonze. Daft Punk - Da Funk

Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

Moonlight Mile - The Rolling Stones

Sister Ray - Velvet Underground

Here's the new West Ham kit.

Arsenal 2 v Middlesbrough 0 Derby 0 v Man Utd 3 Liverpool 3 v Reading 0 Portsmouth 2 v Aston Villa 2 Sunderland 0 v Chelsea 3 West Ham 1 v Blackburn 3 Fulham 2 v Everton 1 Man City 0 v Tottenham 2 Wigan 2 v Bolton 1 Birmingham 2 v Newcastle 1

Been wanting to play this for a while. Happy Mondays - Wrote For Luck

If I was a street drinking alcoholic I'd have appreciated the freebie and raised a glass to your health huncamunca. I often buy people I've just met in the pub a drink so what's the difference? Cheers:)-D

White Chalk - P J Harvey

Dear Jumpinjackflash. I'm a male man, strictly liquor, love and laughs. Black Cherry Zombies rule OK!

Dry The Rain - The Beta Band