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I grew a beard once when I was in my early 20s but got bored of it after six weeks so shaved half of it off and had my hair died blonde. Obviously I did look very silly with blonde hair and half a dark brunette beard but I'd do anything for a laugh in those days and naturally I was very very very drunk. It only lasted for the Easter Bank Holiday weekend whilst I was staying with a girlfriend when she was at Canterbury University. The other half of the beard went before I went back to work although trying to get my hair back to it's natural colour was a bit of a disaster as at first it went a sort of horrible reddish copper colour.

Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With) - Buzzcocks

England Squad: James (Portsmouth), Carson (Aston Villa), Kirkland (Wigan); Bridge (Chelsea), A Cole (Chelsea), Johnson (Portsmouth), Terry (Chelsea), Brown (Man Utd), Lescott (Everton), Ferdinand (Man Utd), Wheater (Middlesbrough), Woodgate (Tottenham), Upson (West Ham); Barry (Aston Villa), Young (Aston Villa), Bentley (Blackburn), J Cole (Chelsea), Lampard (Chelsea), Wright-Phillips (Chelsea), Beckham (Los Angeles Galaxy), Gerrard (Liverpool), Hargreaves (Man Utd), Downing (Middlesbrough), Jenas (Tottenham); Walcott (Arsenal), Agbonlahor (Aston Villa), Crouch (Liverpool), Rooney (Man Utd), Owen (Newcastle), Defoe (Portsmouth).

I had ?400 taken from my account a couple of years ago and I got the money back from Barclays within two or three weeks if I remember correctly. The card was cloned and the so and so spent the money in a computer shop in Sutton.

Evolution of British maths teaching 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for ?100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for ?100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or ?80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a truckload of timber for ?100. His cost of production is ?80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a truckload of timber for ?100. His cost of production is ?80 and his profit is ?20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2008 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of ?20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. ) 6. Teaching Maths 2018 ? ?????? ???? ????? ????? ?? ????? ?? ??? 100 ?????. ???? ????? ??????? ?? ?????. ?? ?? ????? ???

I'm with Annasfield on this. Handbags at dawn for you lot. And, when you've finished perhaps the thread should be closed down. It was after all for some tickets for a match a while back now.

Put up or shut up. If you can't pay the fines, don't park on the lines.

"Don't drink water, water's dirty, fish f*ck in it." W C Fields.

Exactly right! I listened to it on the radio and it sounded like fantastic game. End to end stuff. Cashley Hole should have been sent off and Lampard should have been booked as well. The referee Mike Riley bottled it (again). I only wish I'd been there or at least seen it in the pub. I was so glad when they took Joe Cole off as he sounded like he was having a blinder scoring two and making another. Ronaldo is continuing to do the business with Man Ushited and has passed the late great George Best's 40 year old goal scoring record for a season. Some of you may not like them much but they continue to play great football and you've got to hand it to the lad who already is looking like the Player of the Year again. Lots of important games coming up and the Premiership is looking like it is going right to the wire. The Easter Bank Holiday weekend's results will prove crucial for the top four.

I think we should send you to the naughty step for your misspelt youth. KK.

Agreed. Another man's sin is another man's pleasure.

Aussie! >:D

Hippie!

Or... his private life in his privates.

If I was to confess my sins we'd be here to Doomsday.

I bloody hope not.

Atila, you truly have surpassed yourself today. Well done.(tu)

kegs

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But the important question is "would you?" She looks a whole lot more attractive with ?24.3 million in the bank but I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole not that I've got a bargepole. She is vile.

Excellent idea PGC. I'll skip on the ironing though.

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Heather Mills is a sociopath. She's a deranged old slapper who is completely out of touch with reality. The point is after just four years of marriage she has come out of this missy divorce case a very rich woman. Not as rich as she would have liked but richer than most of us will ever be.

Personally, I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Sun. It's a disgusting little rag especially when it was edited by that egocentric twerp Kelvin MacKenzie and I do tend to boycott all things Murdoch as well, so still no Sky Sports in my house. Having said that I'm sure that there are plenty of Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool fans out there hoping that the Spurs give Chelsea another beating tonight. I'm just really pissed off that A: I haven't got a ticket for tonight's match and B: that it's not on the telly so I can watch it down the pub.

Dear Tillie you must be very proud and rightfully so. I know you have a smashing daughter and you are a fabulous mother. Well done. I wish I could offer you some advice but I can't but well done to you and yours.

Great news for my liver, bad news for my bank manager.