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Little Queenie - Chuck Berry

Bob, if you don't like sports on the telly in the pub. Just nip into the bar on the other side. Simple really. As Keef often says - it's two pubs for the price of one. Anyway just for you:- Sport, sport masculine sport equips a young man for society Yes sport turns out a jolly good sort it's an odd boy who doesn't like sport.

Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry

Anna, I'd be very surprised how anyone could ever find you offensive? Don't worry about it. You were in fine form.

Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & Miracles

The CPT isn't "empty" it's just a quiet backstreet boozer. It's certainly unpretentious and perhaps that's why I and many others like it so much. It's a proper old fashioned pub that just needs a bit of TLC. It certainly filled out a bit over the weekend for the rugby and football. I had earlier gone into the EDT with a mate to watch a bit of the rugby on Saturday and it was rammed to the gills and you couldn't get anyway near the telly or the big screen so went to the CPT instead and found a very pleasant atmosphere with people enjoying the rugby and later on the football in a not overcrowded, packed in like sardines way that you get in the likes of the Magdala and the EDT. I've said it before and I'll say it again because I feel it's worth mentioning that the bar staff in the CPT have to be nicest and friendliest in the area and the Guinness goes down a treat.

He went out with a weather girl before the Cheeky Girl. Sian Lloyd if my memory serves me well. Obviously he likes the showbiz lifestyle and the limelight and publicity that goes with it. I can't see the attraction myself but he certainly looks like he's been whupped with the ugly stick.

Hot Stuff - Donna Summer

I was best man to a mate a few years back when he married my sister and was nervous as hell but I kept it short and sweet and as humourous as I could, slagged off the groom with some rather embarrassing true stories from his past, which is the best man's right to do and tried to keep the gags going. Most people are half cut by the time the speeches start and you'll find because of that they are more receptive to a bit of humour. I added heartfelt praise and thanks where it was due and it went down very well. I was overwhelmed by the compliments I received afterwards but felt relief once it was over. I've since written a couple for friends and if you want me to help you we can arrange a small fee or a huge donation to charity. Only kidding. Don't worry and you'll sail through it.

Go and watch the footy at Anfield or Goodison Park.

I hope this happens. I'm sick of having to go out in the freezing cold every time I fancy a cigarette when I'm trying to enjoy my drink. The whole experience of going to the pub has been ruined for me. A drink is fine but he's nothing without a cigarette alongside him. I too am sick to death of this nanny state we find ourselves living in these days. There are plenty of countries in Europe who have already adopted this idea of a smoking room. It's a fair and sensible otpion and gives people a freedom of choice. If you don't want to breath our smoke then don't go into the smoking room.

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

When you stop reading the NME and get Mojo instead.

The Castle is really only good for Irish sports such as hurling and Gaelic football.

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The laughter lines are more than just laughter > lines. Nothing's that funny.

Damn right he will. He'll get plenty of games and plenty of goals at Pompey and they'll get a very good return on their investment. I think at ?9.5 million they've got a bargain.

I'd Rather Go Blind - Etta James

Are you having a midlife crisis Weequinnie? This may be down to the fact that you have a 40th birthday coming up. You may need some therapy to help you adjust. Get a haircut. No one wants to look like Russell Brand unless they are completely deranged.

Good call on Nathan Barley. That was hilarious.

All good recomendations here but might I suggest that the Magdala does have more screens. Personally, I'd watch it in the CPT but then that's just me.

On the rare occasions Bent did get on he certainly got the service but kept fluffing his lines. When he was at Charlton he played on his own up front most of the time and did very well in a struggling side, well enough for his price tag to rise dramatically but he has a long way to go to justify the fee. The thinking was that he would work well with Defoe but it just didn't happen for them. I'd have preferred it if Bent had gone rather than Defoe but you certainly wouldn't get anyone willing to shell out the ?16.5 million that we paid for him now. So far he has proved to be a terrible waste of money. I'd love it if he came good but I really can't see it happening for him at Spurs. I hope he proves me wrong though.

I've got it too Rolo but thanks for the offer.

"Ambition is the last refuge of a failure." - Oscar Wilde. "Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. "Inside of a dog its too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

Hmmm...sorry, but the words cloying and desperate spring to mind. Over to you Dom...

Bye bye Defoe. I thought Jermain Defoe was very patient in the hope of getting a regular starting slot at Spurs but he will do very well at Portsmouth and score plenty of goals. You can't blame him for leaving as he was not getting enough first team action and not getting into the latest England squad had obviously made up his mind to leave. It's a good move for him and I hope he does well. What I am a little worried about though is we haven't got enough cover if Berbatov or Keane get injured. Darren Bent (injured at the moment) is just not good enough. He really needs to raise his game. So far he's been a complete waste of money.