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The Crown & Greyhound PeckhamRose just in to give a little clarity here is commonly known as The Dog as PGC kindly pointed out to you is in the heart of Dulwich Village.

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

Ring My Bell - Anita Ward

I Got The Blues - Rolling Stones

Got to be Ken for me. He went to my old school don't you know (old school tie, actually it was a shit comprehensive in SW2). I like Paddick next but Boorish Johnson is just a bad Tory joke. Hopeless buffoon.

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:** General dogsbody, Copytaker, Data Processor, sub-editor. Four movies I would watch over and over:** A Clockwork Orange, Performance, Withnail & I, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. C) Four places I have lived:** Dulwich Village, West Norwood, Herne Hill, East Dulwich. D) Four television shows I watch:** Match of the Day, Shameless, Later With Jools Holland, Channel 4 News. E ) Last Four places I have been on holiday:** France, Greece, Germany, Holland. F) Websites I visit daily:** EDF, Facebook, Sporting Life.com, You Tube. G) Four of my favourite foods:** Chicken, Steak, pasta, tomatoes. H) Four places I would rather be right now:** The pub, a beach somewhere hot, J Sheekey, home.

Waiting On A Friend - Rolling Stones

Waiting For The Man - Velvet Underground

She - Charles Arznavour

It was just an edit for spelling.

The Gowlett is technically in Peckham. The Uplands is shite. And it's called the Clockhouse...ok. Not been here long have you? But welcome aboard anyway.

Underneath The Bottle - Lou Reed

Easy Skanking - Bob Marley

Money In My Pocket - Dennis Brown

Marvellous darling, let's have a drinkypoo to celebrate. *Gets out a nice vintage bottle of Krug from the fridge*.

Easy Snappin' - Theo Beckford

Dancing In The Street - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

Too late PGC Street Fighting Man - Rolling Stones

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That was Charlie Drake PGC. Baby Come Back - The Equals

Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones

Oh! Thanks Tillie...Pity the Lions aren't doing so well but there you go. See you Friday hopefully. I think Ferguson fully deserves his knighthood in recognition for his achievements in football. You got to admit it really is an amazing record. Only Bob Paisley comes close. Certainly, playing in Saudi is distasteful and opting out of the FA Cup a few years back weren't such good ideas but I would put that down to the suit and tie Johns at the club wanting to expand the brand. Still, filled with confidence after Spurs marvellous win against the Arsenal in the week I can't see why we can't go up to Old Trafford on Sunday and beat them on their own turf. We were unlucky there at the beginning of the season losing to a superb goal from Nani, a real bolt from the blue from 30 yards out that Robinson had no chance with.

Oh! I love that song Keef. Haven't heard it in years. It's also got Ronnie Wood on guitar on that too and The Band's rhythm section. Quite a line-up. Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King

Talking of cool ladies... Cat Power - Lived In Bars

Who cares? I don't. Don't come if you don't want to. If you don't want to meet up and be socialable and have a good time then I couldn't give a flying f**k about you. We'll have just as good a time with or without you.