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I don't mind Mockney. You're in the lounge. Do as you please. *Waves the red, gold and green with one hand and a white flag in the other.*

I don't mind people flying their flags and having a little pride in where they come from it's just, as has happened with the Flag of St George, it has been misappropriated and associated with moronic behaviour and right wing bigots.

Many congratulations to you both. Hope the little-un brings you much joy and happiness and he enjoys the very best of health.

I don't blame them for wanting to get out of a place like that Keef, if I had some violent, right wing, racists living around me giving me grief I'd want to move too. Bastards!

Sean, you always seem to come up with the good answers and I agree with what you say there. Not that I entirely agree with you all the time on other things. That would be boring. But am I the only person that finds people waving their national flag a little...pathetic and....ooh... erm a tad offensive. I suppose it depends on the type of person doing the flag waving and for what reason doesn't it?

Yanlizkurt has his/her national Turkish flag flying as a signature to his/her posts. If I was to do the same with the Cross Of St George (not, I hesitate to say, that I have any intention of doing so) would people assume I was some sort of overly patriotic, jingoistic, right wing bigot? Or someone that takes pride in thier own flag? Or what? Answers please.

This thread reminds me of an old joke about a little boy in the bath with his mother. He points to his mum's nether regions (see, I'm doing it now) and says "Mummy, what's that between your legs?" And his mother replies: "That's where you Daddy accidently hit me with an axe." The little boy replies: "Oh! good shot..right in the c**t.

Saw this band at Brixton Academy in '95 and they were fanfuckingtastic. Hole - Celebrity Skin

In a jolly frame of mind somewhere local with friends, definitely not in a pub.

No, but..oh shit, I have now. Right...submission. Should have checked the poster first.

Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the Circus. Made to sit right in the front by his Auntie, and on come the Clowns. Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says ?Are you the front end of an Ass?? ?No.? says Johnny. ?Are you the back end of an Ass?? ?No,? he replies. ?Then I declare that you are no-end of an Ass,? says the Clown triumphantly. Little Johnny runs straight home in tears. His Mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the Circus the next day, only this time with Uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartee... ?Watch your Uncle and learn,? says Mum. Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with Uncle Jim master of the quick quip and witty repartee. Enter the Clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartee). ?Are you the front end of an Ass?? they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee. ?No.? ?Are you the back end of an Ass?? ?No.? says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee. ?Then I declare that you are no end of an Ass?... But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee, quick as a flash said ?...F**k off you red nosed, big shoed c**t?.

Good luck with this but shouldn't it be Sob rather than Sub?

Oh! do stop please, you're me making hungry.

I hope so. Most of the games look good for entertainment value. The Arse and Man Ure are scoring for fun at the moment and not letting much in and as you say yourself Newcastle v Liverpool is generally a high scoring game and West Ham v Spurs could be similar as both defences are bit suspect but I think we have that little bit extra firepower up front. Roll on MOTD at the weekend as I'll probably be watching England V Croatia from behind the sofa.

Arsenal 5 Wigan 0 Birmingham 0 Portsmouth 2 Bolton 0 Man Utd 3 Derby 0 Chelsea 3 Everton 1 Sunderland 0 Man City 2 Reading 1 Middlesbrough 1 Aston Villa 2 Newcastle 1 Liverpool 3 Fulham 1 Blackburn 2 West Ham 2 Tottenham 3

I've heard Steve Coogan might be bringing this character back soon. Paul Calf

From their first album and I think this was a single if I remember rightly. Dirt - Death In Vegas

Just as long as it's not Red Brendan.

Hey! What'd I do? Doh!

Dear ratty, might I suggest you invest in a dishwasher. And, well, let's face it the choice is yours. If Sunday pub lunches extended till about seven in the evening I'd probably go myself on the odd occasion.

Charge as much you as you bloody well like you won't get me drinking that bloody lager piss.

So McLaren and the England team got lucky with the results at the weekend. But I can still see us screwing it all up by losing on Wednesday night. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory so to speak. Am I being a tad pessimistic here? England 1 Croatia 2

Ye Gods! Is nothing sacRED.

FFS! I don't understand why people want to eat a roast dinner in a pub on a Sunday. The food is usually finished by three or four o'clock and the standard isn't that great and everywhere is packed. Personally I never fancy eating a roast until about five anyway and it's long gone by then. If you're going to be so picky about what you and your kids want to eat on a Sunday, cook the damned thing yourself. It's not that difficult.

He he he - Fun Boy 3. Here we go again. Our Lips Are Sealed