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Liquid lunch Anna?

Granted the restaurant is isn't up to much. Unremarkable food that is overpriced and poorly served. But as a setting for a wedding I'd say it was pretty cool. The grounds and the house itself are beautiful.

Fear 'n boozin Wrote: Who is MBD? That'll be My Bright Diamond F& B. And you going to Uni too. Doh! Boards Of Canada

Oops! I didn't mean to imply were old as I know you're not. I was just being a bit cheeky. Anyway, I'm sure you've got a much better seat at the Emirates than one by the corner flag, you being a Lady an 'all. *Doffs cap* Beg pardon Ma'am.

*Hears the sound of a cocktail shaker outside quiet room door* *sticks head in and smells the Zombies...hmmmm* *Grabs pint glass and asks Keef to pour away* *Glugs down in one vast swallow* *Slips out again in mad rush to get B'day card and gold plated house brick for the fragrant and lovely Dulwichmum*

Hmmm...I can't quite see the lads coming off the pitch at the Emirates Stadium or Old Trafford and being handed cans of Stella instead of the energy drinks they seem to guzzle with impunity.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I absolutely loved it on MOTD2 when they showed > Giggs taking a corner, and a lady of mature years > behind him giving the finger! Absolute gold! Could this have been our very own Ladygooner?

A dish of cow fingers and mosquito pie, big baked barbequed gorilla ribs. Hmmmm...nice.

The thieving bastards F & B. I haven't got that particular album you're talking about, only got the Something Wicked This Way Comes album which I can thoroughly recommend. Dear Peckhamgatecrasher I have plenty of the late great Ray Charles records at home including of course the gorgeous Georgia On My Mind. Anyway cop this: - The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated

Excellent result for the Pool but it does help when the other team bother to turn up as Besiktas clearly hadn't. Excellent play all round and great goals too, quality entertainment for the fans. But as Atila and Keef have mentioned it's what you put in the trophy cabinet at the end of the season that counts. They've still got a long way to go yet before Liverpool can qualify for the next round and they will probably have to win both of their remaining matches. I'm expecting a similar result tonight for Man Utd, probably won't be 8-0 but they should put four or five past a poor Kiev team which should include Spurs' ?11 million flop Sergei Rebrov. Arsenal should cruise through without any bother tonight and I expect Arsene Wenger to give a few of the youngsters a run out to gain some European experience. Chelsea are still going strong despite a poor start and although they've been slagged off for not playing with enough flair last night I think that is still a good result for them and let's face it they are top of their group and look set to qualify for the next round. Great result for Celtic too. Looking good for us Brits in Europe isn't it.

A chilled out track for a cold and chilly winter evening. The Herbaliser - Something Wicked This Way Comes

The cinema closed for good in the early 70s.

Leave it. He's not worth it. La!

"I don't belieeeeeve it."

Later on we smoked a pipe that struck me dumb And made it impossible to speak As you closed in, in slow motion, Quoting Sappho, in the original Greek

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up... and set off all the other bells.

I haven't been to watch Dulwich Hamlet since I was a kid in the 60s when they were thrashed four-nil at home by Sutton United. At the time they shared the ground with Corinthian Casuals. Must go again soon. When is the next home game? Anyone got a fixture list they could post?

Pull up to the bumper baby in your long black limousine.

I think there's been quite few lookers in there working as barmaids since it first opened it's doors to the public. Not all of them have lasted long but there's one or two who seem to have been there for the duration. Candy springs to mind. Top girl.

This sounds like a lot of fun. Wish I'd popped in over the weekend. I seemed to have cut down on my trips to Inside 72 since the smoking ban came in. I like to get a seat at the bar - in between the speakers - for maximum stereo effect. Very good sound system in there and they play some great stuff. Barmaids are cool too.

It is almost three years since Madge and Bobby Rawlinson pulled up roots and were arrested by the parks department. (The mandrakes screamed!) Jeremy Sphincter has sailed for Australia after the poultry scare. (We won't mention HIM again.) Old Mr. Trilonious stays on at the farm, now a broken man and an incurable alcoholic. Apart from his regular visits to the village shop for a couple of tins of "Ready Rub", he hardly goes out at all. And diverts his remaining years to breeding those beautiful guppies for which he is so rightly famous. Sandra... smells. Randy has turned in on himself - no mean feat for a forty stone man! (And after all, he is still married to Sharon, and is only Paulette's father by the skin of his teeth!) Poor Rosemary has her hands full at Rawlinson End, trying to bring up Timothy and Leticia, now at that difficult age when they start ...asking questions... and wanking. Meanwhile... Aubery

The skinny girl made it clear that she only came here for the beer

Moaner or not. I think Sir Alex Ferguson deserves some respect here. His record speaks for itself. He'll go down in history as one of the greatest managers of all time. No one and I repeat no one even comes close to repeating what he has achieved at first Aberdeen and then at Manchester Utd. As a manager I don't think his record of 29 major trophies will ever be beaten.

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I like Jamie Carragher. He's one of those players who would go through walls for his team-mates, much the same as John Terry does at Chelsea. If I can pick out one performance that summed him up and I think it's the best I've ever seen him play, it would be his performance in the European Cup Final of 2005 against AC Milan. The guy was obviously suffering from cramp and was completely knackered towards the end but still continued to hurl himself into the tackles. I thought he was fantastic that night.