Jah Lush

Yeah, I had them when they came out, lost 'em and then rebought them as a boxset years later. Still have it.

"Downing's switch to the middle, which has been a revelation, was Sherringham's idea." Spurs have missed a trick not getting Teddy on the coaching staff at White Hart Lane and is without a doubt West Ham's gain. I loved him as a player. Probably my favourite over the past 20 years. "Oh Teddy Teddy Teddy, Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham." Legend.

The book however, is superb.

I thought Tighten Volume 2 was better but let's not quibble.

*Adopts best Victor Meldrew voice* I don't belieeeeeve it.

Tune!

Great stuff. And thanks for the reminder about Mojo. A little hidden gem on the main drag.

That is fantastic news. Long overdue. BTW who are the current owners and what have they got planned?

Montrose 0 Cowdenbeath 0

Hamilton Academicals 2 Queen Of The South 3.

Results coming in from Scotland: East Fife 5, Forfar Athletic 4

Pretty Woman. The Lair Of The White Worm. Anything with a hobbits and elves in it. And another vote for Dirty Dancing.

About A Boy had me reaching for the sick bucket. Anything with Bruce Willis in. All of the Star Wars films.

Good point. Well made.

BOUT OF SOBRIETY With a little red wine beneath my belt, I breathe breath that can melt the paint off doors. A tongue to strip the polish off a parquet floor.... smooth. Wake up in the morning with a concertina cough, my coke-encrusted lungs a fluttering like a pigeon loft. Brown-top-fingers fumble for the 1st days fag: stick it in my face and (cough) What a drag. Once my skin was soft as a hard-boiled egg. I held the whole wide globe in the palm of my leg. I was the clear-eyed pride of an upright man, now I?m a downright sot-of-a-son and that?s sad. But I?m trying real hard, think I?ve served my time in the purple-stained arms of the daughter of the vine. I?d like to settle down, but first I gotta settle up with the understanding man in the embalming-fluid shop. ?Cos I got swingin? jowls, a puke-box and an ulcer, my ole arteries are hardening just fine - Do It. That sounded so authentic, like to thank you Bubs & Ric for your wholesome Country fiddlin? and I love the way you pick your noses while you?re waiting: Will there be another take? I hope not ?cos I?m knackered and I?m dying for a snakes. Get home early morning and I throw myself in bed, asleep my mouth wide-open me woman thinks I?m dead. She kicks me, I start gruntin?, she knows that I?m alright, disgusting in the darkness, I?ve been boozin? thru? the night. Yeah, I?m snorin? like a rhino, she gives a little dig, I roll onto my side and I start (snooorrrt) like a pig. Now she starts to rabbit, you should hear the way she talks. ?You see so many bottles, why don?t you get yourself a cork!? Gotta glass in my hand/gotta bottle gonna guzzle/gotta stop/gotta go maybe buy myself a muzzle.

Money in my pocket. Money in my bank account. Going for the money shot.

Another terrible weekend for me.

Dear United fans. I wouldn't get too excited about your win yesterday. It was only QPR and they were once again bloody awful. Wouldn't surprise me if Harry gets the Spanish archer soon with any more dreadful performances like that.

Me too.

Is that the one underneath the railway arch by West Dulwich station?

The first six of what LondonMIx listed plus Arsenal losing and Tottenham Hotspur winning on the same day.

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde.

352 Lordship Lane.

Yeah, best to stick with the devil you know.

This is more worrying though. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/tottenham-up-sale-owner-joe-4197493