MadWorld74

ha ha !! Safe Surfwear for Bankers. Get you all down to the beach and not the pretend one in Finsbury Circus outside Bloomberg!!

What?

Excuse me Mark, I happen to be a fully qualified Reiki Practitioner. I am a member of the UK Reiki Federation and belong to the Complementary Medical Association. Your comments are ignorant and offensive. In the Far East Reiki along with many other alternative therapies has been used alongside treatments such as radiation and chemotherapy to bring recovery or ease the pain of many patients. Infact when my mother was diagnosed with cancer 3 years ago, I regularly gave her Reiki to help ease the horrific discomfort she felt due to the plethera of drugs she was pumped with. Many alternative therapies are only 'alternative' in the Western world where our medicine is based on pharmaceuticals. The Chinese and Japanese versions of the NHS incorprate in all wards 'alternative medicine' and have done so for hundreds of years.

*"You haven't seen a bloke milking a donkey have you?....No? oh. Help yourself. Plenty beer in the fridge."*

SO! who's been into White stuff then and had a butchers? I didn't spot any forumities in there as I walked passed on Saturday noon. What do we think? Being next to Dulwich DIY; which I will say I absolutley love as it reminds me of the'fork andles' sketch from the Two Ronnies show...I think the brand new shinning White stuff looks a great deal out of place on LL. As for they're clothing.....Safe Surf wear for Bankers.

Sydenhamities of the East Dulwich Forum?....did you have to sware your allegiance on here Keef before being allowed to migrate north to us? did you go through some East Dulwich naturalisation process?

huff...pufff...sprint...grimace....RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *damn bear still gives chase...bear swipes the pork chops and leaves hot on the trail of a now insane MW74*

fight...fight...fight...

MW74 runs across the room followed by a bear....

MW74 gets up and gives two the two fingered salute. Takes glass of red wine off Ondine and tuts. *Men in frocks?* "How dare they confuse me for a boy. No man I know has checkbones like these. They're to die for." Exeunt stage right.

until the tequilla came out

*MW74 ceases 'blubbing' (again)* *Asset and Keef procede to turn the Q.R. into a mosh pit. MW74 sits on the floor, legs out, stunned* *DM rolls her eyes to the heavens*

*MW74 watches intently as Asset swigs on the tequila....DM gasps!* ...

*MW74 runs away down the corridor towards the Quiet Room*......still sobbing

* DM and MW74 stop 'bawling' and look over at Asset* Silence....

being short in stature, I like the Dulwich Going Green ones, because I can pop it over my shoulder and carry it with arms straight and it doesn't drag on the ground like all the others seem to.

go on Louisa bite bite.....(Dont forget the previous thread about laptops and chilled rose though!)

3.5 hours of boredom until it's playtime.....whoa whoa....happy happy happy

Thanks Dulwich Mum.... I did take the Lords name in vein you're right. Guess that's because I'm an agnostic. Hic. Too much wine and bowl movement. Do you think they have agnostics in the Limerick Room Dulwich Mum? I might just stay here....nice rice cake btw...

it's all hotel rooms and seedy bars for you innit...

I don't mind stepping forward! and thanks for the young lady comment...you terrible flirt ;-)

what you back from Bourenmouth then SeanyG?

Gun Crime, and the desensitisation surrounding it is the reason that I am desparate to leave London. Leave all these pathetic soles to carry on shooting each other over respect. here here

now now Sean!! Mr MW74 loved dragging his heels around the streets of the Iavnhoe!...a spot of spousal lieing spices things up a bit...;-)

Blimey girl...you start early on the booze. Enjoy! don't forget you suntan lotion.