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Woodie, thank you. Classic. The original story should have been released yesterday! Someting retro - cos that's what I do!

Ronaldo is a brilliant player - a joy to watch. He is also brave enough to "cheat". He probably thought about it long and hard when he was an apprentice. He knows he's quicker and nimbler than most defenders. He knows that many defenders cannot deal with him, so they will simply kick him, trip him or pull him back. So he decides once in a while to fall over when he is not tripped. Call it retribution on the defender's fraternity. I don't like it much but I certainly can understand it.

Is there also a "boy" to rent?

Sanchez

Mike, all above suggestion are good - we've used many of them. If you are going to South Ken. I'd also suggest the kiddies playground in hyde park - take a walk by the Serpentine and stop for a bite to eat at the Lido cafe.

Nice one about Boris Johnson being ahead in the polls for London Mayor....

Nice to see another artistic venture in the area. All the best.

flight

..ting society

Through 007 you could get to Q. (or M)

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Azul said: "that is scary mr piers, you should get some sort of a hobby, play monopoly, a cat, a dog, a girlfriend" He better not do the latter...!

Not sure the answer to your question Moos, but if I stood in a wood for two weeks, my beard would be non-existent. Personally though, I think this whole beard thing is a cover-up. ps Annasfield - getting the impression you are partial to Beards - no surprise there, as he was pretty brilliant when he played for your lot.

Bedpost

er, with that affected voice, ladies you are having a larf.

"How to lose a Title in 5 easy steps" Arsene Wenger. Hummmph!

"Back of the net..." Alan Partridge.

She's talking Hot Chocolate, Steve. "I believe in miracles...."

City

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Greetings, MarsAttacks, from over this end. I agree with Quids, no need for a welcome area - so you did it just the right way. citizen

fast car - Tracy Chapman

Ooo, get us. Such a judgemental bunch. Woman marries man. They get divorced. She gets a settlement. What does it matter to any of us?

voice

very dashing with the Pre-Raphaelite hairstyle, Azul