I've always been fond of Orwell's perfect (and therefore non-existent) pub, The Moon Under Water, as described in this essay more than 70 years ago: http://theorwellprize.co.uk/george-orwell/by-orwell/essays-and-other-works/the-moon-under-water/ Much as I lament the demise of the 'old school' boozer, I'd prefer Orwell's pub ? with the perhaps surprising inclusion of the provision of lunches and a garden at the back for kids to play in. Perhaps many of Orwell's generation lamented the loss of their own 'old school' boozers in the 70s and 80s. In reality, it's the closure of pubs that is the real tragedy, but as long as they survive, they can change - for better or worse.