Ted Max

Pasta is just bread with no air in it and raw eggs instead. All that good work by British bakers to make proper bread and people want to put their cheese on something flat and slimy that tastes of nothing because they want to feel superior to the people they have pushed out of their neighbourhoods. Homemade pasta also carries all the filth and disease from your hands and work surfaces, which are usually disgustingly dirty in the sort of boho-bourgeois kitchens that would house a pasta maker. I will be having proper, hygienic tested British dishes like Macaroni cheese, but you carry on with your home-made Ravioli al Rat for ?6-12 a serving if it makes you feel better about yourselves.

Don't forget to build in a couple hours mid-sesh to sit on the pavement outside All Saints drinking Red Stripe from a can.

Great - more distraction for the hard-pressed motorists on Peckham Rye. Will you all be so keen on this unlicensed drumming when the inevitable multi-car pile up happens?

I'm sure anyone with an internet connection has seen this already, but just in case: http://eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger.tumblr.com/

stacey-lyn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last Of The Mohicans - Hawkeye - Nathaniel Poe. Tsk. Natty Bumppo.

She certainly used to live aside and alongside the slender piece of tarmacadamed connective tissue that was and is Maxted Road. Like me. But she moved away. Like me. I am not she, nor never was nor nothing. The court order has expired now, all is quiet. Nurse says not to go over all that again. Best not.

edhistory Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This will be a sale of cleaning materials? > > John K Yesterday, the @BellendenRd Twitter account (I know, so shoot me) retweeted this snap that is described as a shot of the window of Chener books on Lordship Lane: https://twitter.com/philardo/status/334971684895469569/photo/1/large Are you acting as an enabler of this "cultural imperialism and artistic colonisation", John? (Or just looking to profit from its adherents?) PS It is a tight crop, perhaps there are some ironic signifiers that have missed. I am not allowed out these days, so cannot stroll over to your valley to check.

Interesting EDF arthistory fact: he painted this holding his brushes at hip level, Pibe.

Love, love this picture. It proves conclusively that far from selling America a sentimentalised, founding-myth version of itself, Rockwell was in fact subverting the picket fence and apple pie dream. His vision, startlingly, prefigured the semi-urban moral panics of early 21st century consumer societies. http://i41.tinypic.com/315mozo.jpg

I FOR ONE AM DISGUSTED although I'm not sure what about. Imma drop my kerb I'm so angry.

Quids and Strafer settle their differences?

In a courtalaw any past record/convictions would be ignored in judging guilt/innocence, but not in sentencing.

Who sir, me sir, where sir? Not here sir etc. BTW, full moon is tomorrow, folks.

"If they were rubbish, as insinuated..." Nah, what's insinuated is that, by blowing on the dog whistle of posh, artisan, line-caught etc they are appealing to the, oh never mind.

I just had a Macdonalds/Pret sandwich, called (and you literally could not make this up, although someone did) "posh cheddar and pickle on artisan baguette". Eating it was exactly like being punched in the perineum by Kirsty Allsop.

Strange/lovely place, East Lothian. Ragged sandstone keeps and castles spike flat, blood-soaked fields that gentry-farmers reap so they can send their large-toothed sons up to Belhaven, Loretto and Sandhurst. Audi-driving Edinburgh commuters flash past lost islands of ex-mining, two-buses-a-day, pebble-dashed misery. Hungry seagulls rail at the North Sea all along the golf coast. Not surprise Mr Dick got a bit...introspective at times. That and all the drucks, obvs.

Somebody's given this quite a bit of thought, just recently. http://thequietus.com/articles/11897-marillion-script-for-a-jester-s-tear-anniversary "The end result is not ideal: the harlequin affectations and meandering frilliness of British prog, delivered like a can of piss hurled into the back of your head." "I'm certain ? albeit for no particular reason ? that Fish is a really nice bloke, and not for the first time I feel like I'm chucking an old teddy bear onto the landfill."

Hmm, someone in a cheap suit probably only has the one or two. Has done their best to buy that suit, needs to have the suit. Can't afford to replace it. Someone in an expensive suit has had the readies to drop a bundle on something a bit more expensive in the first place, and could therefore more easily replace it. So I think Mick Mac should be frotting the made to measures on the 7:51, not the squeezed middle strivers.

Evie Wyld, who works in Review, was named last night as one of Granta's Best Young British Novelists. http://www.granta.com/Archive/123 http://www.granta.com/New-Writing/Mrs-de-Pelet

You had the "other" one?

Of course we are. Have YOU NOT VIEWED THE MAPS? david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, if we are allowed to expand into SE15.... > >

Might as well... another one that's been mentioned a fair bit on here. "Last Orders" starring Bellenden Road: Wishing Well, Dog About Town, P13 bus stop etc etc http://www.reelstreets.com/index.php?option=com_films_online&task=view&id=1225

Mona Lisa locations: http://www.reelstreets.com/index.php?option=com_films_online&task=view&id=637 Opening scenes for Keef:

"I like going to the park, it puts a smile upon my face" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxsk1PMUKA&t=3m10s

The Sweeney chase scene filmed at Peckham Rye station and arches. (Think remember from previous Forum chatter that Overhill Road and other ED locations feature later in same episode.) http://www.youtube.com/embed/LxZiDTmGyXM#t=0h1m23s