Ted Max

Mad Max - wife, friend and baby killed by bastid gang, decent man surviving in moral swamp through purity of heart and extreme violence descends to their level. Plenty violence. Only warming up, really. Braveheart - wife killed by bastid English. One good man surviving in a moral swamp through purity of heart and extreme violence. Betrayed. Guts torn out at end = MelMartyr orgasm (Mel extra: the poof gets chucked oot the windae) Liberal attitude to the source text ie History Patriot - son killed by bastid English. One good man surviving in a moral swamp through purity of heart and extreme violence. No orgasmic matryrdom, sadly. (Mel extra: A whole building of people get burnt alive after being betrayed by the bastid English, obvs) Liberal attitude to the source text ie History Passion - One good man in a moral swamp etc. But this time we get the betrayal first (the Jooz, obvs) and then we can get onto the whole point, Heeeeres' Jonny, er, the Devil, and some multi-orgasmic martyr porn. (Mel extra: man's eye pecked out by a crow.) Liberal attitude to the source text ie The Bible Apocalyto: One good man etc...family killed by invaders..human sacrifice...noble savagery...descent of man...w*nk w*nk spuffle splat

I shall wear but trousers, a jacket and flip-flops on naked feet as I am about my business tomorrow. I have recently shaved most of my torso and my feet, so that's all good. More importantly, I shall be contributing, it seems, to the economic and moral regeneration of the nation.

lane lover Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > gang activity 1,000 people already did that gag.

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Discount night for emergency services. I already did that gag

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Emergency Services? I already did that gag.

Dinner.

People in pyjamas in public are a great bunch of lads. A fleece over the top and a 3 day beard is practically the stay-at-home dad's uniform round these parts. Good luck with your striving up the rockface of corporate indifference.

WHY BRING COLOR INTO IT? WHO CARES IF IT WAS A SILVER CAR FOR GOD'S SAKE? LULZ

Judging by the mighty "Asterix in Switzerland" the French also subscribe to the following Swiss tropes: Obsessive tidiness* Secret bankers The Red Cross The UN Yodeling and long horns Cuckoo clocks (hey, don't shoot the messenger) William Tell Fondue http://i45.tinypic.com/9jhsvr.jpg

But...but... the people at number 70 presumably used to park on the street and now they won't, so that's more space for everyone else. Oh I'm so confused.

Cheers all, some decent scenarios for cheap, grainy reconstructions and a trembly voice-over.

"Siri, find 'Rosie sweaty lift drunk rum hotel Cuba pictures'" Sorry, weird speech to text glitch there.

Let's have some Ross Kemp/Danny Dyer "World's Toughest Places" threat-level travel porn. Where have you been that properly scared you? Not, "I felt a bit uncomfortable once in Barrio Gotica in Barcelona" but, "shit, I/we need to get out of here, fast" type situations/places. I'm a bit of a pussy so don't have much to offer myself, but hoping for a bit of a vicarious thrill, yeah. PS Military and football stories over there, please ============>

Sure, every post will make you weep but, despite that, reading the blog doesn't feel intrusive or like you are reading someone's private diary of grief. He somehow manages to be outward-looking and (striving for the right word here) generous with his spirit - and because of that I think he's helping everyone who reads it. It's quite remarkable, actually.

Louisa's not going to be happy when she sees Le Moulin's score. Middle Class in-comer conspiracy.

The OP has actually been out on the streets spreading grit, and you're on here spouting shit. But you fill your boots. Green Goose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spot on. There is a hint of the "Dependency > Culture" with the OP ie get the authorities to > come up with a solution -irrespective of the cost. > And all this while we have fit and able people > claiming benefits and sitting at home watching Sky > Sports. > > An ordinary shovel costs about ?9 and a snow > shovel costs $4.99 in Sainsbo's and will last > years. I wonder if the OP has invested in either. > Either way he/she wants to score cheap political > points.

It's such a relief when people give me a reason to justify my existing prejudices.

And I believe Japan has better earthquake-proof building standards than the UK. It's a fecking mystery to me as to why that is. Anyway, to the Gowlett's point: lots more grit bins with a "spread yourself" notice on them could work out OK. Some people would nick the grit, yes, but generally it could help.

Fred Astaire musicals, the rejection years.

I'm about two parts of the way through through Quids' Hot Toddy. Inspired me to make this. http://i50.tinypic.com/scceht.jpg

Made me laugh, Quids. Moos, affect total innocence and/or blame the housekeeper. Sack her if necessary. Then get some Somerset Maugham down ye (this is not a cider, Quids).

I cancelled a meeting today. And now I'm pissing about on here pretending to be Nigel Slater. So UK PLC's gain is the EDF's loss, or something.

"Now where's that bottle of Stones Ginger Wine gone....." Oh you *bastard*.

Slow day in the shop, davidh?

We'll drink most anything down here in the better postcodes, RedD. That includes the sort of weird half bottles people unload on you at house parties: advocaat, peach schnapps, drambuie, drinks with "Tropical" written on their labels, gins called things like "Medway's Old Sodomy" and the like. Never had Dubonnet, though I do have cinamonn sticks, so I am ready to go if I can get my hands on a quarter bottle. Moos, you have reminded me I have some weird cocoa bean type snack things kicking about. Came from Germany so they did. They are calling to me now.