Ted Max

I'm thinking Daizie. Is anyone else thinking Daizie?

Some posts can be redacted. Which makes me ████.

That film is child abuse. "Baby mine, don't you cry. Baby mine, dry your eyes" Years of counselling follow. Don't watch if you are of a human disposition.

I used the "make invisible" button to hide the word "are" in the above post.

There some secret buttons that only the illuminati can access. .ɯǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ sʇǝb oɥʍ sǝpıɔǝp uıɯpɐ

You can highlight text with your mouse. And then you click on one of the icons above to make it bold, italic, or underlined. If you are quoting someone, you can use the quotation mark symbol and it will put the text in a little If you fill in the little prompt box that pops up, you can even say When you are having a 302-page meltdown, this can make it easier for people to follow just who wrote what. Ignore the icon on the far right. That's for the juniors section.

I obviously meant "proportionately" when referring to Mixed-Raced Children in care. Then you should have said so, or it looks like an after the event justification. It isn't "obvious" in your original post, I'm afraid. The same goes for the subtle changing of the words on your 99% stat about the army. You changed the emphasis there after the fact as well. These are emotive issues, and language is powerful. We need to be careful how we use it, is all I would say. Also, throwing in stats that you can't back up doesn't help. That's about it, I think.

Tony, I'm going to make this really simple. Many people have not accused you of saying "75% of children in Mixed-Raced relationships end up in care". In fact nobody has accused you of saying this. This is a confusion you have created yourself - accidentally I'm sure. You said two separate things. 1. That there are more mixed race children in care than others. 2. That you had read that 75% of mixed race partnerships fail. Take a step back and think about this.

Tony, this is what you said: "However, lets not pretend its easy. There are more Mixed-Raced children in Foster Homes throughout The UK than Black children with White children coming a distant third. I've read several times b4 ( This time I do not recall where) that 75% of Mixed-Raced Partnerships fail, I'm afraid." So your 75% stat did relate to partnerships failing. I'm not sure it changes much but you do seem to be getting confused.

I think SL are the biggest danger to Saf because of their spinners, and the top order will put Parnell and Steyn under pressure. As I said, Pakistan are the biggest danger to Saf because of their spinners, and the top order will put Parnell and Steyn under pressure. Er...

I remember you, jaybee. Bit thin on top, yeah? Beer sweats with a hint of garlic. No tip.

It is Jonah. It's Joppa you're looking for, PGC - where he started his journey. Here and here. (BTW, Fife, Haddingtonshire makes no sense. What is going on at Google?)

Not Hannay. The Edinburgh thing is a bit of a red herring. The whole thing's a bit fishy, in fact.

Not young Mr Balfour.

Right. Hmmm. Lunch has been taken. I began my journey in an Edinburgh suburb. Some rough handling and dark days ensued. But eventually I saw the light, and enabled many others to do so too.

Did I? That's nice.

Cameron, because I feel it would leave a nice imprint on his long, plump cheek. I've a feeling slapping Gordon might leave you with a lot of spit on your hand. And his eye might fall out, which might scare the children.

Meeting ethnics down the pub, at work, the doctor's or some other commercial situation doesn't count. You have to be giving them one. If they happen to be your cleaner - score double.

See? No posts and no pachyderm abuse as yet. Everyone agrees with me.

Andy Warhol. (So, yes, a real person, but as imagined by David B ) (Edited because if you do a capital B, and then a close bracket, it renders as a smiley, making you look like you're typing with a doughnut in one hand and Kyle on mute in the background. As if. )

Good style, Tone. Resigned indifference to your post is to be regarded as confirmation. I like it. Of course, anyone who agrees with me will probably not post, and only those who disagree will be seen making love to a chained elephant on the Goose Green Roundabout later today.

Look, there's nothing wrong with spending your every weekend visiting distant postcodes of London with a clipboard and a selection of differently-coloured felt tip pens, noting the ethnic make-up of the area. That's totally normal, and definitely won't send you a little bit crazy. I saw a black student and a white student on the bus together today having a laugh, but I could tell that each was yearning for a closer cultural affinity. They weren't too impressed with me making some notes on the matter though. It was only when I asked them if they got their clothes off the market things got a bit nasty, though. They weren't to know I was only after information for my survey on the retail habits of indigenous and immigrant peoples. Never mind, such field research is vital, and I shall not be downhearted.

Got to be a character from film, book or song, I think, not a real person. Clue us up, Hona.

To avoid irritating posters on internet message boards badgering them with leading questions.

Listen, everyone has to make a living. http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/02/bryan_brown_narrowweb__300x477,2.jpg