Ted Max

Hona only wants the PM slot so he can get the lovely Kurrsty to play eight Mott songs in a row on Desert Island Discs. Then he'll abdicate.

Has anyone been sent a strange type-written letter, ALL IN CAPS, through the post? Just received one this morning - many, many pages of gibberish, repeatedly calling for the reader to petition the Queen for a national Poll of Priorities, to finish all political parties and save this country from Tory/ Labour dictatorship. It's quite a read. A small sample from pages and pages of the stuff: FIRST AND FOREMOST DO YOU THINK THINGS WILL IMPROVE AS THINGS ARE, MY GOD I MUST BE A MIND READER, BUT PLEASE DON'T SHOUT SO LOUD NEXT TIME MY HEARING IS WELL IMPAIRED DUE TO THE BLITZ*. NEXT QUESTION? DO YOU THINK THERE WONT BE A REVOLUTION IN THE NEXT 18 MONTHS? ALSO DO YOU THINK WE WILL BE OUT OF THE THE ECESSION BY 2012, OR DO YOU THINK WE WILL STILL BE IN BOTH AND THE OLYMPIC GAMES WILL NOT TAKE PLACE, READER I CAN SENSE YOUR REPLY AS I TYPE THIS FACTUAL THINGS UPON WHAT IS TO COME. IT IS AKIN TO THE SMALLEST BIRD IN THE WORLD ATOP THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN OF IGNIRANCE GULIBILITY AND HYPOCRISY PUSHING A SMALL PEBBLE THAT WILL RESULT IN AN AVALANCHE OF PROGRESS FOR THE BETTER OF THIS LAND. * (this is my favourite bit)

Your mother sounds like a good sort. I know a former Benny Hill girl, as it goes. She still won't hear a word said against the man.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8045371.stm How much do you earn, Fatty Foulkes asks Beeb interviewer Carrie Gracie (who?). ?92k a year is the answer.

The infant Ted Max was ripped untimely from the womb to the comedy stylings of Benny Hill's Ernie. (Insert your own milkman joke here)

Draw lot's?

Michael Palaeologus is not at all how I imagined.

Robyn, at this late stage with exams this week, I'd say remind yourself how much you do know - rather than what you don't. A good mindset is that you've worked hard to get to this point and this is your chance to show what you know, rather than a trap designed to catch you out. Structure your existing knowledge so that you can best display it, rather than try to accrue lots of late killer facts. Good luck - you will be fine.

You could yet get to see England collapse in a heap trying to chase a smallish target. Heaps of fun.

Do you have eyes the colour of dark urine. (from about 14:30 in) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7824368847023388682&ei=NiQEStTTMcSd-Aan9umNAg&q=brian+sewell+eyes+urine&hl=en&client=safari Sorry, back to Tesco.

Brian, is that you? http://macinnes4sandsend.com/pics/briansewell.jpg

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How Felicitous.

Moos = Sue, I think. Still a blank on the ranter.

I'd say the ranter could be AFN except Jeremy's just done that one.

Is that Brendan, Moos?

Indeed.

Now it's Tracy in East Dulwich. What is going off out there?

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Nick in East Dulwich!!!

Major Fail for me then.

Aw, that's not what I was aiming for, no. Dammit.

The Band are back? I'd pay good money to see that.

I remember someone saying "no offence" to me once and I stuck on one him. Got me banned from the bar we were in but that's their loss I thought. That's just how I see it, if you want to cause offence then fair enough but I'm gonna have a go right back at you even if you are a lady. Sorry, that's how I am but not everyone is like that I guess, but that's how i see it.

Hooray.