Jump to content

woofmarkthedog

Member
  • Posts

    4,148
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by woofmarkthedog

  1. Quentin Slim......Wow
  2. Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rantrant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant IRRATIONAL DISLIKE OF CHILDREN rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rantrant rant AND THEN AN > > OCCASIONAL SENTENCE IN CAPITALS rant rant rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rantrant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant MORE WORDS IN CAPITALS rant rant rant rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rantrant rant rant rant ANOTHER > > SENTENCE IN CAPITALS rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rantrant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rantrant > rant > > rant rant AND ONE MORE SENTENCE IN CAPITALS > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rantrant > > rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant OVERLY LONG POST WITH SENTENCES IN > > CAPITALS rant rant rant rant rant rant rant > rant > > rant rant rant > > > > rant rant CAPITALS the end > > :)) ERRR "Gabbers" ? Maybe....perhaps W**F * curls up in front of a pure organic, carbon neutral, home grown "Silver birch "log fire....ahh *
  3. HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Do you wag your tail at me sir? > > Perhaps wagtail, take shelter beneath my cape. > We shall talk of price later. This is making me hard you know... W**F * maggie thatcher, maggie thatcher, maggie thatcher, maggie thatcher....no still not working..grr*
  4. Mogs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As we are now a 2 DS household, I we've have > enjoyed the festive period playing Bomberman, > which can take up to 8 other DS. > > I think it would be great to do a meet up, or am I > just sad!!! EEEERRR this has got me into trouble before but..... SAD YES ! W**F *enters bunker and bolts down the hatch*
  5. I wore "Adam Ants" new specs on my k**b for the day before sending them on to him when I worked the summer holidays as a student at the Dollond & Aitchson factory in Worthing ( located in Ham Way...ironically ) Does that count ? W**F
  6. woofmarkthedog

    SSRA

    I'm *****g dyslexic so it could mean f*****g anything *F*W
  7. I love the "prawn cocktail" flavour myself Loads of MSG chucked in them there "Skips" Mmmmm yummmy
  8. Posh piggy flu ......in Dulwich I say.........let's not get irashernal........ please *snorts with derision*
  9. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come On Eileen - Dexy Midnight Runners.... > > I can't begin to describe how much I hate this > song. > > I know, grumpy old git..wanna be all negative > before I shake off my boozer's gloom with a > shapener in the next 20 mins Sharpener ? Liquid or powder ?
  10. PSST It's that LYNXX effect..... However saw some lovely p**sy at the Bishop.........really !
  11. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @#$%& woof @#$%& @#$%& woof. Oi I speak pure hound don't forget and I am F****D off with that last comment GRR W**F
  12. I must say my gay vegetarian but not yet publicly out of the closet dog friend, who is being treated for allergies to children & prams & butcher shop queues by an alternative Buddist/Catholic practitioner is /will be very offend by many of the nasty comments on this thread, please consider this when posting Though he still likes a nice "Bone in his bed" apparently W**F *Goes back to society section of the Guardian *
  13. Really I agree hand on heart, so what if customers/people are on the pavement (pratts or not) get over it. Try Walworth road for size instead, it's corpses & vomit that litter the street over there. We don't know how lucky we are!
  14. Why bother starting useless threads with no substance... I mean people are so very busy why waste time eh ? W**F *Ah point taken......gets back to R E A L work...tum tee tum*
  15. silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Stop........I think small shops have a planning > > issue with access so 2 doors may not be > possible > > > > Anyway think of the people queuing as an > > attractive "garnish" on LSL > > > > OK now go get 'em Gabbers > > > > > > *unleashes swarm of hornets....zzzzzzzz zzzz* > > You may well be right woofmarkthedog and your > point about garnish is interesting. That may > explain why some idiot had the bright idea of > having onion sellers outside WR a while back to > further exacerbate the obstructive queuing. > Thinking about it though, it may have been another > marketing idea of WR to entertain the > long-suffering customers in the queue. Yeah but NICE ONOINS eh ! W**F
  16. Stop........I think small shops have a planning issue with access so 2 doors may not be possible Anyway think of the people queuing as an attractive "garnish" on LSL OK now go get 'em Gabbers *unleashes swarm of hornets....zzzzzzzz zzzz*
  17. Brakspear's that is...........
  18. Sorry one two meny.............
  19. On second thoughts, I will have the lie down... *sh*t ....walks backwards slowly out of the room..............then runs for it *
  20. There must be more skeletons in the closet.........boom boom
  21. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > TLS....(Mr Doggie Daddy)..just tell her > straight... > > Here's something you don't see every day Sonny, a > shotgun shell that goes bang , flings a string out > the end of your shotgun barrel, and contains a > patch & CLP combination that allows you to clean a > semi-skanky shotgun barrel quickly and easily. > > Convenient. > > Very nifty and attention-getting. > > Maybe I should try that on both of them. > > That should be straight enough and concentrate > their minds wonderfully...>:D< Have a lie down TLS......... Oh and sack said cleaner, would be safer all round *Blimey....scartches back of head*
  22. Yeah love that Shakespear beer......
  23. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bollicks, North is up everyone knows that. > > Except in the very olden days when East was up. Er I thought East was "out" & north was "Oop" West was definitely "Up" like "Going up the West end" South though is always "Daaan" though Oh I'm all giddy now. W**F
  24. TLS....(Mr Doggie Daddy) Er just tell her straight, though she might just "million to one chance" be reading this. *Adopts crouching position,hands over head........*
  25. It's the ?19 note that looks iffy to me.......
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...