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bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apart from John Smiths I think that Carlsberg is > just pointless. 3.7% isn't enough. I remember > drinking 15 tin of this 'beer' and it didn't even > get me pissed (well perhaps a bit) and the next > morning my farts were soooo powerful I could feel > them blowing against my ankles. Just re-read this post and laughed out loud, my head like a nodding dog, very, very, funny. Ale is for the refined palette,It takes time effort and research. A good ale "mentor" helps you appreciate it's subtleties.Go to any small town or country village and order a pint of their local ale & it won't be long before a regular strikes up a conversation with you, some how you slip through the net of suspicion easier. I'm sure most are put of first time by quick a sip of warm muddy John Smith or a pint of cloudy Bass. I myself started out on "Badgers Tanglefoot" served crystal clear at the perfect temprature in a Sussex pub ( The Vine at Tarring) on a busy sunday lunch, free roast potatoes dusted with chili flakes served at the bar.............. ohh but they were the days.... W**F ( mining banality at the coal face of sh*te )

Yes the ol' Art imitates life....thing Still the cream will always rise to the top W**F (diggin' for sh*t whatever the weather)

Is that why all the single girls stay away then? Oh.........I see now W**F (Grand master in writing sh*t)

See that was easy....sooo could have gone wrong But no we stayed in control... W**F P.s *is snack wheat/milk/nut free* (my nose is sniffin out more sh*t as you read..oh yes)

Pounds, oh yes get it now....... you always talk sense though Will try & be more like you in future.. W**F (sh*t any which way)

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Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hay woof have you noticed that Catholic girls have > got a little tiny moustache? No Ciggie, but I shall look out, however I did discover they were"in fine coat"later on in life Oh yes indeede.... W**F (sh*t by the shovel full)

red devil Wrote: > > > careful Woof, you're on a slippery slope there, > before you know it 'mwahhaa' can quickly become > 'mwahhaarrgghh', or in your case > 'mwahhaagggrrrr'...don't bite the hand that feeds > you... R.D I am trying more mmmmm & less Grrr lately....... However it can be a bit "That dog licked...yes L I C K E D me...........how very dare he...Ahhhh ahhh put him down, I demand you destroy him ...now I say" around here.. If you get my drift... W**F (sh*t on tap 24-7)

To boarding school (kennels) from the age of 4 ...all boys....Catholic.........loved it.......now make of that what you will

No really I thought the next drinks were else where......?

Ok mwahh mwahh.....oh somethings i'm naturally good at...mwahhh...and you can't argue mmmwahh....with that...mwahhaa W**F (sh*t talk made easy )

Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the disk up.........easy, you are now back in control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever it's called" again for the 13th time .... Rah....

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Thanks Red devil............are they allowed to pat themselves or do they stand in a circle "patting" each other......a bit of both....mixxin'it up man W**F (talking more sh*t all of the time )

Oh lord here we go more lists Bigjob5 you can join us ....no worries W**F (Talkin' sh*t whatever the time)

Thanks ......anytime

So where does "Now & then" fit in then...as in I read & write crap on this forum "now & then" Confused now me... W**F

Not me.........no......but at least I'm consistent

Can't say I like these planted floral graffiti daffs anyway, so what's wrong with a mother with her children picking a few,never know they might have a sick friend to take them to. Globe's warming but still sitting using power for a p.c.....yeah right on man..... W

Looks like you're on a safe wicket here Xena, just don't mock/comment on anybody's leisure activity will you. oh no there will be no takers for that kind of stuff, well not from those big boys anyway Enjoy your day W**F P.s What level have you got to & what platform are you using ?

I took a good look at myself and realized that to be taken serious round here you must tow the line somewhat, you musn't poke people about "that box thingy" it only makes them cry and sulk & stuff I just didn't want any BIG NUMBERS thrown my way...no siree I'm particularly scared of the number 11 ohh and 767 freaks me right out Don't mind a 99 with a flake though..mmmm The all new & polished up W**F( bing )

Well JRussell you're right actually Sky news is sh*te,but ohhhh I do like the cooking programs, vintage Keith Floyd , Rick Stien ect . Each to their own . As for the park work. Nah not for me to much dog sh*t and horrid people everywhere ...Yuk

Ok as a sketch how does this sound,we meet up at E.croydon station one early morning,I live near Sydenham so makes sense but Forest hill may suit also , get train to Amberly/ Arundel and set off from there, the country side is beautiful down there ,do a few hours at a leisurely pace and aim to have a lunch in one of the lovely country pubs like the George & Dragon at Burpham possibly, make tracks again & gently and do a circuitous route over the Duke of Norfolk estate & via a tea room* which ends up back at the station, head home for early evening. I am away until the last week in March so can make plans for after that Do you have mountain bikes,this will determine what route we can take. W**F

OK some years ago I used to guide rides out of Arundel in West sussex, I know the trails around this area like the back of my hand. I am keen to show others the routes I know well, we on average ride 30-50 miles in a session through varied terrain. Do you fancy a go ? W**F

Hi malc. I usually post stupid response & get written off......However I am a big cycle fan,would love to get out and ride big routes with like minded people , I plan the south coast path as a a good route