woofmarkthedog

1.2.3 traffic light love that game....I mean "recreational endeavor" Don't "play" anything on here, natives no like ....

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The following things are really p*ssing me off at > the mo... > 1) slow walkers esp ppl who take ages to get on > the bus. Move your left foot forward, then move > the right foot forward & repeat- its not rocket > science. > 2) ppl not having their oyster card at hand - esp > the person who pushed in front of me and did it.. > 3) ppl blocking entrances/ pathways, standing in > front of the ticket barriers to look for their > oyster card- also ppl standing at the bottom of > the stairs at Denmark hill station (or any > station, for that matter) > 4) ppl standing right next to me (sometimes making > body contact) when there is a whole empty > pavement, forcing me to move, then *lo and behold* > they move next to me again. some idiot at the > Plough bus stop who kept on doing this when i had > the flu, i even coughed in his direction to deter > him but it failed. > 5) mp3 speaker noise on buses. > 6) general rudeness. > 7) post-it notes that dont stick...i stuck one on > my colleagues back, with a message on it, the > other day as she left work & it just kept on > falling off. Ohh Andystar You just hate work and getting there ( the place of hate ) irks you "bad" Been there , left, set up on own. = new hates....hmmm W**F

Make a few comments regarding "X-BOX" toy..... ......all hell breaks loose W**F * pushin' buttons in the loby of life *

Poor & smug however.... we sat and watched an episode of the Goodies on dvd & then the England match, my 4 year old pointed out that the Ukraine manager looked like Tim Brooke Taylor Agreed he did...mmmm

Well apparently the "Royal" car in question was just about to drive off when they noticed in their rear view mirror a piece of paper stuck to the back window,so they stupidly got out to remove it.......well you know what happened next... ....Yeah true man.......nahhh reeeally...some gang from Peckham innit W**F

I'm picking "My nose" as there is always a winner up there

Take a kettle & fill with live mussels , tip in a large glass of wine & dash of cream, click kettle on and hey presto.....Moules mariner in 3 minutes. Tip into the old & now removed kitchen sink (plug in though) and serve on the fold out picnic table & deck chairs.....yummy Tomorrow's "kettle recipe" Lobster thermadore.....

As you know my manners are appalling.....but i'm quite good at the camcorder bit If there is an orgy after...I could film that bit in soft focus If not the washing up at the end..

Yeah I heard of another version of this, it's called the "Simian jack scam" The "jackers" stick a 650lb gorilla on your rear window, (it plays dead so as not to give it's self away) When you get in your car and shift into reverse you see the gorilla in your rear view mirror Sh*t you say and go to get out to remove the darn thing..... Now this is where the difference is in the "Jack" The "sleeping" gorilla, all 650lb of him wakes up.......oh yeah and he's pis**d off he rips you to pieces at this point limb by limb and sucks the eyes out of your skull Then to top it all a trained baboon jumps into your car and drives round in circles doing "doughnuts" as the gorilla searches the pockets of your clothes (you are by now a lifeless corpse)finding your cash and credit cards Then your very drunk girlfriend just about comes to & looking at the baboon (she has a hand over one eye to focus) now in the driving seat and wearing your GT driving gloves ,yellow night shades and a red Ferrari base ball cap (free with 10lts of Texaco oil) says... "Oh baby you look soooo hot....did you shave tonight.....you gorgeous manhunk.." Her head slumps down into the baboons lap and .......(well you can guess the rest) Put it this way , the baboon is grinning from ear to ear as he drives of with your car your cash & your chick The gorilla who has previously stolen a pizza hut "ped" and makes good his escape on that. BEWARE OF THIS SCAM W**F

Sh*i is my dyslexia kicking in badly tonight or what W**F (polishing poo poo into diamonds )

Do you feel that this forum would be better without the "Flamers and antagonists " that frequent this site

I'm waiting to be amazed .........

I will not pay any tax until 2012 But boy...................

exactly

Loved it too recorded for another view.......oh them naughty Wolves W**F

Woke up early as usual............headed to the bathroom.....ahh bliss...slowly slipped into a glorious "after pee" sleep & the boys were at "nana's"so drifted deeper into paradise..........Lahhh ZZZZZZ phone rings.......and I answer .....F*CK I am meant to meet the fitter on site an hour ago, forgot to adjust clocks. This guy never works on a sunday & now I'm late..........SH*T Worked from 9.00am through to 1.00 am. next day Still happy client today ZZzz W**F

Yeah I'm of to Peckham Love being pecked For real W**F

Antony Panel (a genuine and now incarcerated hard nut) sat between two Bunsen burner out-lets, pulls off the pipes and lights the gas, well flames about a yard & half long roared either side of him at 45 degrees, the chemistry teacher went mental but couldn't get near him to turn them off Poor Mr (I've just had a throat operation)Thomas...." sorry sir can you repeat that again I can't hear very well" A great memory, needless to say not much learnt in his classes W**F

Is that out on X-box yet? W

Will add that one to the "must try list" However don't put me on the "list makers" ...erm "list" I am right off being on "the list" list So please will you strike me off your list , if i'm on there, if not add it to your "to do" list for later I'm sure you understand W**F ( put's own list ...Owccchh...back where it oooooow came from)

Arhh it may only be a Daff to you...But made me signs, packed me gun, primed ,loaded and ready for battle... me ! Are you setting up a beatnik camp there. W**F *plop & more plop*

Oh god I use that as a threat to my boys " see that man on the ------ that could be you if you don't work hard at school" Poor buggers are petrified of the place W**F

I too sail my cutter close to that SE23 store........... nearly got scurvy due to lack of stores held there. Assumed this branch must be an exclusion colony for miscreant staff. W**F

Magners, Yeeeetch, sorry that is nasty stuff read the ingredients list. Please Andystar stay on subject( like I do....) Favourite real Ales or lagers tisk W**F (Falling in roses comin'out talkin sh*t)

Big Phil.............just how big is you? Mussel fritters.......wow I will try one just to say " done that" but......let's see the recipe first W**F