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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Did you have a rolled up ?50 note hanging out of your nose ?
  2. And he stole that said bike....
  3. Go on Quids.................make them move to Docklands..... That should learn 'em W**F
  4. I used to have K-PAX days after a big weekend "waivin'the hands in the air like y'just don't care" a pair rose tinted ski glasses made Monday very pink & pleasant...........if you know what I mean W**F *slight panic attack....eeeeeerr the flashbacks.....gone now...ahhh*
  5. I'm allergic to Walnut whips.................
  6. Has Alan Brady "ate the wolf" as it were.... W**F
  7. No the Gurkas crept up on him.............cunning stunts ..
  8. In between the the Footie tonight Burger King advertised their new "Mexican/Texan special" .........Oh I bet that will just sell out....... YES SIREE..... "Hello Mexican....special anyone.....where everybody gone "
  9. It does need a "make over" (yetch) I do buy books there & the staff are quite perfectly bookish BUT & it is a big but if you have used the bookshop in W.Dulwich then the LSL shop does seem a little "tired" in comparison W**F *ok..........FIRE ONE.....P'tchwew.......*
  10. Ah ha D D......the "author" of your own dimise it seems *silly supercilious grin breaks out followed by a modest cough...hh hmmm ahh ...*
  11. No that's forensics policing I think.
  12. So you came into the world as the "fully formed" adult that you are then ? Hmmmmm................weird W**F
  13. Drink pure high arabica bean coffee & only up until lunchish, eat well & rest before bed. (no computas's ect....) Sure beats the cold chicken thing W**F Are you and yours expecting ?
  14. Yes boring, boring, boring, however sometimes crap talk is essential to our "Baby boos" health. We have 2 boys boys, moved on from boring now we are at "argumentative" (which is tedious & boring) Mind you I did sit and sit & look at my first born for a whole day once (I'm sure he has 231 eye lashes still) & didn't get bored ......... "My god snap out of it man" *Slaps own face.......Weroooullch....ahh that's better*
  15. First in what may I ask ?
  16. charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I would have been desperately trying to hide my > copy of The Angling Times under the conveyor > belt... Do they sell The Angling Times in Aldi then ?
  17. They left a note & it reads as follows "Goodbye cruel circus we're of to join the real world" The clowns
  18. Please stop discussing my house in this envious way & also no more stopping outside and pointing at the house. I mean sheeezeus
  19. Try the Mediterranean shop on LSL see if they stock Pure mountain honey from Crete it's produced in a careful and natural way and tastes delicious. It is also some times known as Greek Tymne honey. Essentially the cheaper honey has been made by assisting bees with their feeding by way of sugar solution so lacks any real flavor. Makuna is nice but pricey
  20. Americans saying "erbs" for herbs. Oooooh I could slap their legs W**F *Still a c*ck all day long*
  21. I think so, but I do kinda fancy her(ish)
  22. I have a strange mental image of her. I see her in the morning standing bare foot on the lino in front of the old Armitage shanks basin cleaning her teeth with an electric toothbrush, she is'nt wearing her glasses so she squints as she looks at her self in the mirror. She is wearing big pants and bra combo (american tan in colour though I don't dwell on this part)As she cleans her teeth she is giving herself a good talking to. She finishes with her teeth & picks up the Listerine, then she belts out a few high notes & finishes with a musical gargle.
  23. Blimey, no not banned (been there done that) was on a work / vacation thingy Very nice and all that
  24. What do you want to do ? Lay round the pool or active leisure ? I have just been to Crete ( work / hols )very very very nice indeed
  25. Yes it does doesn't it.
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