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Poor Kurtis .. Stop badgering him.. W**F

Right MicMac That's landed you "in Nidd" proper ( & I'm a gooner ) * shows purple card * Poor Ol' Jah I'm sorry about the manners of "some " players of this illustrious game however, there are no warnings here. Players will be in or out of "in Nidd" as I see fit Now... "Play on" W**F

So you call 112 ( who the bl**dy heck knows that ) http://www.sos112.si/eng/images/112logo.pngWHO feck the is calling WHAT the feck has happened WHERE the feck it happened WHEN it feck'n happened HOW MANY feck'n persons are injured What the feck , what INJURIES What are the CIRCUMSTANCES at the scene ( like who really cares, etc.) What kind of ASSISTANCE you need for feck sake W**F

Narnia999 Is this you what you're after ? Well " It's in the bin & on the board " " Good luck " W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > brum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > 999 please Woof (I mean, it has to be really, > > doesn't it?!) > > I asked for that one Brum...........I await a > decision __________________________________________________________ Yes.... I'm afraid Brum, it's gone Don't panic though....( or call 999 ) I'm awarding you 911 instead http://www.porsche.com/filestore.aspx/normal.jpg?pool=germany&type=galleryimage&id=997-2nd-gt3rs-gallery-exterior-13&lang=none&filetype=normal&version=1 ( add a flashing blue light & how cool is that ) " Nee naw - nee naw out the way , I've got a F.I.R.E to quell " "It's in the bag & on the board " * tries to remember catchphrase * W**F

ryedalema Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So our poor girls are both C Basses. ---------------------------------------- Oh, I love that 2 boys in my year at school Andrew Nurse Peter Nurse

I know but... The EAST is far worse No restaurants or A levels ( not even scrumpy ) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'll have 58 please Woof. > > > last year Spurs won something? _________________________________________________________ MicMac......1967 It's on t__________ & __r " W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll have 58 please Woof. ____________________________________ YES... 58 W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've decided on 666 W**f! OK? ---------------------------------------------- OK N 666 ( if you meant the number of the DEVIL, re-read the testament IIWY ) 616 is the number of "the beast" ( "nidd" rule applies ) "It's --------------- & on the board" W**F Edito pronto

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > * answers dog & bone* > > "alright katieluv, you must cut this habit" > > My turn to gamble please. i'll take number 176 ----------------------------------------------------- 176 It's yours carter What a punt. * ding ding * W**F

damzel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you accepting new punters? I've never won* a > damn thing in my life but quite fancy my chances > here. Can I have 1305 please? __________________________________________________________ YES damsel Old and new, all welcome here 1035... I quote your very own post...."right here" Re: Potty training - day 2 new Posted by: damzel August 07, 12:43PM Is weeing every 10 to 35 mins normal? I find it strange that she was every 2 hrs yesterday and today it's little and often. ( I know, HOW SOPOOKY...) "You send 'em I read 'em..." "It's on the baord & in the draw" ( did you spot that ? ) W**F * we are all winners

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two fat ladies please, woof. ----------------------------------- Oh, really,mmmmmmmmmmmmgy0 ( cat wal23////////.k,k Ok start again PGC ( my lucky cat walking on keyboard ) 88 VERY LUCKY Number for 2 reasons 1. Very lucky Chinese number 2. My W**F number at boarding school * remembers Elephant man's " I'm not a number, I'm a human being" speech * 88 Chinese & Sushi Delivery (323) 852-1638 418 N Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036 Get directions Cross Streets: Between Oakwood Ave and Rosewood Ave Neighborhood: Mid-Wilshire Los Angeles, CA 88menu.eat24hour.com "It's on the board & in the draw" ( there's a catchphrase there ) W**F

A vintage choice is 12 ... Why? * pause * Because it's the 1st day of the "Game season" the glorious 12th There goes that lucky Grouse & it's number is certainly "Up" Well done Katie1066 "I'm giving it to you with both pipes" * pulls trigger * W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll have 200 please Willy-Woof. > > > > Loving this thread BTW xx ----------------------------- 200 is yours Now, did you know how lucky 200 is ? Imagine this scene * wobbly visuals * You are out walking down the street when you & a person/pal spot a pile of cash "oh my god, look at that cash we've found. It must be ?100" When you actually count it, it turns out to be ?200 Now that's a lucky number W**F

Ewwww... "Savoury Fingers" Number 23 has had his fingers down the back of his shorts ( curry or kebab ? ) Not nice I know....but W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Damn! I should have remembered - Always read the > small print. Bah! I'm not adverse to tea and cakes > though. ------------------------------------------------ L*U*C*K*Y 13 Yes .....It's a W**FLottery OverRoll day today on the fantastically L*U*C*K*Y 13th Each & every player gets to choose a bonus ball ( *doublwing your chances ) "Lets go & grab some lucky balls" W**F *Nidd rules apply

Dr Lecter...

It's against the law to drop banana skins ( in Tennessee ) W**F

Cat in a Hot Tin Bus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > okay, got the chinese-8 lessons off to pat, being > a cool cat I already learned English and now > Cat-onese > we are siamese if you please - vely slimple _________________________________________________ Oh dear.... ( I do wish they would read the rules ) China 8 infringement* You are now "inn Nidd" Wait to be advised ( you may confer with other players ) So, Narnia That gives you a bonus number ( due to the above player infringement & as a previous "Double Nidder" yourself ) "Let me have your First Number" "Let me have your Second bonus number" * music rolls in anticipation * W**F *you infringe rules

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He's gone walkies with the winnings. ------------------------------------------- NO Walkies, now where were we... ( after I interrupted play with a "work" break ) Anyway what "winnings" It clearly states in the W**FLottery offering ( & I quote section 616* ) In the event of any discrepancy between the information available on this site and the Rules and Procedures governing the W**F Lottery Games (as amended from time to time) the Rules and Procedures will prevail. Tea & cakes will be served at noon, cheese & biscuits can be substituted without any discussion. Priezs ( not to mistaken for "prizes" ) are not exchangeable for cash or favors. "Genuine W**F prizes" are on offer, these will be available for collection at a well known Lordship lane "Location" *subject to a W**FLotteryWinningPriezsCode? to be held by the bearerers, after the draw has been made

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > W**F u have a "cool" wall? ::o -------------------------- V = virtual What, me, a cool wall, god how naff would that be ( did I get away with that ) W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > robyn, the Gowlett on a Thursday is usually ace > (there are occasional off nights where it's > inexplicably quiet), and tomorrow night I will be > there spinning a combination of tunes that would > make Mick and Jah alternately shudder in horror > and clap their hands in unalloyed joy. ------------------------------ DJRosie In da house ! ( moves rosie onto the new V.cool wall ) W**F

* walks away slowly *

Easties EL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Party round mine soon? ------------------------ Hmmmmmmm Sounds inviting however, give your addictions, I'll take a raincheck on this one W**F