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Davy... Stay calm, it's early season on the forum & you are doing fine Remember "plant" your "posts" in the full sunshine of your knowledge Though I'm glad you recognised MY TALENT early on & took my advice ( well done, I'm working on the logo ) A couple of pointers "From the potting shed " may read better as "From the Potting Shed" it lends a certain authority to your "Gravitas" Hold your course & remember if you need a hand, I'm here ( & how reassuring is THAT ?) Indeede.... W**F ( please though stop PM'ing me with your "other troubles" as I said, I don't have all the answers to those kind of questions )

Swagger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your timing is perfect, Barry. Brighton is a > student town, but they've broken up for Easter > which means you should - don't hold me to it - get > some peace and quiet, especially what with having > a little 'un in tow. > > Have fun. ________________________________________________________ Sorry Baz.... ( can I call you that Barry ? )... It's a student "city" actually But have fun there anyway.. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As long as it's not at a Strada. > > Chains are totally unacceptable. ___________________________________________ Kerry "Klassy" Katona Is going in a Pizza Hut electric oven 48 hrs on Max should see her "rendered" down Nice...! W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Of course it was on a, ahem, "Car Forum" Woof > eh. > > > ....nudge is as good as a wink etc..... ---------------------------------------------- Ohhh *Bob* tell them.. You lot are so judgmental....... Safari has a "Private browsing" click, so no worries there ( *types in dogging dulwich*...) Anyway MrsW**F loves ( XXXX removed for my safeties sake ) Though it's my "Working dear...why ?..." (but really on the EDF) that requires a PANIC BUTTON And why not.....? W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the nudist beach still there ? ____________________________________________ Well... In March it shrinks a bit Though volumes swell in the Summer season Full to bursting point in the evenings (Plenty of cleaning up in the morning:-$) W**F

ryedalema Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd love to say that the oldest thing in our > kitchen is my husband - but he doesn't go in there > much! _____________________________________________________ Oh Dear.. So that leaves you then ? Looked in the mirror lately ? Happy Easter BTW W**F

Well..... From my "Family outings" scrapbook (& I lived down that way....) 1. The Beach area Parking in the underground car park along the sea front towards Hove is good Opposite (ish ) the Angel statue on the front The Regency fish bar on the corner by the car park is an institution & they like children, the food is good too Plus down on the lower part of front you have a good playground & if you walk East (left ) it goes toward the pier. It's nice & safe for children & there's interesting shops, places to eat ect Turn right is toward the Swimming pool (if you have your swimming gear & it's raining ) Check out the smoke house on the beach , their home smoked fish all done on site 2. The Market Lanes area.. There are other places good places in & around the Market lanes, if you like really healthy family eating then try this http://www.billsproducestore.co.uk/mainmenu.asp it's in North Street, ( there are 2 "lanes" in Brighton. Market lanes is the more relaxed, slightly hippy one) Essentially come out of Brighton station & turn first left down the hill or if you drive , turn up at the level near St Peters church on the green area. You'll find a car park at the back of the staion nr Trafalgar Place http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client=safari&rls=en&q=Norfolk+Place+brighton&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Norfolk+Pl,+Brighton,+East+Sussex+BN1+2PF&gl=uk&ei=5O0S7HJHdmK4gaV9NHGDg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA here's a map Both areas are good, though different Anyway what ever you do.... Enjoy ! W**F

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A selection of cardomoms and cardomom seeds from > Delhi, 1996. > White peppercorns from Sachaburi, Thailand, 1995, > still use 'em tho. > Hing from Delhi, 2002. > Palm sugar, 1998. > Mates Condoms, several, 1999 - been a slow decade. ______________________________________________________ REALLY ? Do you have a recipe ? W**F

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A reality show based on which contestant's funeral > attracts the most public votes will break the > taboo, no doubt. __________________________________________________ Yes... I like this idea can we call it .... "WANTED.... DEAD NOT ALIVE "

Hmmmmmmm.....Interesting ? I was on another forum, a "car" one, all dull & boring of course Though they have this "PANIC BUTTON " option on there I personally would quite like this option here on the EDF Anyone else ...? W**F Read below ---------------------------------------------------- Panic Button - On/Off Switch The Panic Button is an icon that resides at bottom right hand corner of every post. If your Boss (or maybe the Wife) turns up, clicking the Panic icon immediately sends you to another web site of your choice. Select the appropriate button to turn this feature On or Off. Off On This is the URL (web address) of the web site that is jumped to when you click on the Panic Button. Make sure you use the full address including the http://. For example: http://www.Google.co.uk

Well I did think.. It was "quite different" until an African guy I know said it wasn't unusual where he lived & in some parts of Italy it's OK too apparently So as long as nobody shouts " Cut, we are going to need to shoot that scene from the top again folks " then it's fine by me Of course the usual etiquette should still be observed like... "No posed photo's with the stiff" or "Free commemorative T-shirts to go with the box set DVD at ?29.99" Honestly though, I think it's just as odd filming your child being born, all that blood & guts.....bleeeaaachh Each to their own though... "Cumbia ya " W**F *puts on rose tinted specs*

Mrs Y Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi > > My son passed his driving test this morning and > has spent this afternoon on the internet looking > at insurance for a Ford Fiesta 1.3 96 plate and > has been quoted ?3,500. Anyone know any realistic > alternatives. __________________________________________________ Yeah.... My alternative ? Call me when he's out driving , I'll stay in I mean 17 years old, can he even operate a washing machine or make toast with out setting off the smoke alarm... ? Still "statistically you are in more danger in your own home" Which is comforting W**F

Hey man... Did someone say " Shark...?" http://www.ohmydogsupplies.com/images/cache/7d8ddf080b3315a8539574f649effde9.jpg ...like "cool" .... "sharks like Easter Eggs too.." W**F

Sozza ???? No it's waaaaaaay to expensive to go But I'll be following your thread & trying not to post too much stuff on it/ here Trying...is not a promise though http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/soccer/story_preview/2009/10/29/graham_stack_s_strip_show_reveals_that_hibs_are_on.jpg W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, I just can't wait for tomorrow...... _________________________________________ Why wait...? ... today is still going strong W**F

Willy.. I just said "willy" & bum W**F

SteveT Can't you burn them CD's to your laptop/i tunes and then listen as a mp3 file ( god it almost sound like I know what I'm doing, me yeah ! ) W**F

Come on... A kid..... http://c0424372.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/marla-olmstead.jpg could do this ...Meh W**F

Well.... I'd recycle this " idiot " Really I would... W**F

DULWICH MUM MYSTIC W**F here .. Woooooo woooooooo *screen goes wavy here, the smoke in the crystal ball clears* Woooooo woooooooo wo wo..... "As I gaze into my crystal ball....." "Hello spirits of the distant past...is anybody there .....? D.M ( yes, you dear ! ) I have a message from a remote observer: He says..... "I'm afraid I don't have the details for William Rose's course in trussing-up 'game' birds, DM, but I'd be more than willing to show James in great detail how to go about wringing the old birds neck. Take care, x" *collapses on floor, panting with exhaustion* W**F

Well... I've boned loads of birds Can do it with my eyes closed ( if need be ) W**F

Like right...see see.. I is da Middle Ages like...rite Na' what I'm sayin.....innit http://web.ecomplanet.com/KIRK6479/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/KIRK6479CustomImage1692642.jpgYeah.. coz I is from da " ENDZ "...is wot I'm sayin' .. W**F

Trim & healthy.... No dead bits around the base either http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2283/2277200047_609cb291e7.jpg which is nice... W**F

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where's Morrisons? _________________________ Near Waitrose ?

titch juicy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If i wasn't working then i'd jump at the chance, > no question. It sounds like a triffic experience. _________________________________________________________ Don't worry... http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dope-pose-4e-3.jpg Bags packed ? W**F