El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There was a very intimidatingly drunk chap at the > bar asking where in Ireland we were from with more > than a hint of menace that the wrong answer could > get us killed. > He simply couldn't compute that we weren't Irish, > my mate tried to explain bless him > > - "So where you from then?" > - "I'm from Forest Hill" > - "Ah sure you are, but where in Ireland are you > from?" > - "I'm not Irish, I'm English" > - "I get that, but where in Ireland are you > from?" > - "Err, England" > - "Ah, of course you are, but your folks?" > - "They're English too" > - "Sure they are, but where in Ireland are they > from?" > > In the end I risked mumbling something like > "Athlone" and he was satisfied with that, allowing > us to scuttle into a corner and cower a bit! That was me El Pibe. Sorry about that.