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hummm Tuesday, score out of 10 - 3/10, still crap Gordon but better than yesterday. It's mostly about him and his obsession. He wants people to send pictures of their cooking, best one he'll get on show on Friday to cook it. I've just made a cauliflower cheese, it looks like slop, ha , 3/10 for me. Stick to nightmares Gord'n.

he also had "DT" Lego haircut, I meeaan really!!! eww

No, he needs more practise

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Nice pecks though 😊

I was looking forward to seeing Gordon Ramsay on "The Nightly Show" , I was disappointed, he was "fu%@g S@it" at hosting. Definitely not the host with the most. Hope he gets better by end of the week.

Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers of East Dulwich and beyond. xx**xx

Dear James A gentle reminder that I have not received a reply to my pm to you on 13.3.17 @ 6.53am kind regards

i couldn't resist. For all who like to drink, lood guck Pheasant plucker I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes. My husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man I try to understand him and I help him all I can, But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late ! I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck. Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease. I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles ! You have to pluck them fresh, if it?s fresh they?re not unpleasant, I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant. They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions With the vicar on a Sunday ?tween the first and second lessons. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come. My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack. I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers, It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end ! My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run, For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !

Start right shoes in Blackheath village, make a day of it and fly a kite on the heath or walk in Greenwich park, your toddler can test out his/her shoes. (eermm can I come too?)

public transport should also have a poster of some kind "highly flammable - please do not break wind, wait till you get home" ha ha ha

That's a long way to travel, Mancity68 needed a local.

Lewisham is quite close, Walworth road is quite good too, small but they put the nicest items out, there were some very pretty tope and blouses for the spring/summer the other day.

I hate people who do not appreciate the gardeners who work so hard to make our parks so beautiful for everyone to enjoy, there is always someone who spoils it for everyone else. Yes parents should lovingly educate their children on this subject and maybe they would appreciate and respect other things on their journey in life, it all has a knock on effect. I have noticed, every year, come mothers day, the long stretch of daffodils on barry rd side of peckham rye have all been STOLEN yes stolen , it is theft. A bunch of daffodils in the florist is only a quid, I'm sure mothers would prefer them instead of knowing they were STOLEN. (Has anyone ever gone to court for stealing flowers from a public park?)

Have you tried music for cats, mine feline loves this, I put it on very low when I am out "Classics for cats" calms, soothes and de-stresses. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Classics-Cats-Various/dp/B000JCF27A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489050028&sr=8-1&keywords=classics+for+cats+cds

Ed-Pete, why would a smart meter have privacy issues?

Try putting a collar on her saying, "Please do not feed this cat" might work you never know.

Versatile

secondment re-assignment factotum handyman gofer mr/mrs fixit odd-job succedaneum dummy

I was having difficulty logging on to emails but they seem to have fixed the problem, I gave them a ring last night and they did a ten minute check and must have found the problem and rectified it. I have the number if you want it?

hi, has virgin media gone down tonight? anyone else had any problems with it?

I once left a small chicken in the oven on medium heat, forgot it was in there and went out for the day and had lunch out, with my mother didn't get back till about 10.00pm. The chicken was very crispy and aromatic..... Another time I had the family over for Sunday lunch, roast chicken again, prepared all the veg and potatoes and went to church on the way home I suddenly remembered I had forgotten to take the chicken out of the freezer. They had to bring there own. lol