maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I want to know if this cob was cooked or not, was > it grilled or boiled? Was it buttered? The thought > of her nibbling (gnashing) on a raw 'ear' (with a > nod of sympathy to certain ex heavyweight > champions) makes my cheeky nibble of pizza crust > whilst walking home seem a model of restraint. > > I suggest keeping a download of this in your phone > and playing it (sans phones) should this occur > again... > > She placed herself at the back of the bus where the engine gets very hot , (one could fry eggs on that, it would save stopping off at a breakfast cafe) very convenient to BBQ her cob, she had no need to turn it as the movement of the bus helped her out, when done, pricked two cob forks in either end, pulled out of her bag a corn on the cob dish, buttered said cob with "I can't believe it's not Buddha" tucked in her cloth napkin, although that had no effect, and off she went gnashing all the way to the terminus. I don't really have a problem with passengers eating on public transport, if you're hungry or are having a diabetic hypo or hypa and have to eat, JUST EAT. The lady in question amazed me, that she had the balls to do that. (Perhaps start a thread 'Tiny Little Things That Cause Irrational Amazement'. I would like to say I've had a few but I won't. x