my mother had Alzheimers in her latter years, but she still kept her sense of humour. I needed to know more about this condition so I borrowed a book from the library, I forgot to take it back on the due date, so I renewed it, (as i found it interesting) getting a funny look from the librarian as she handed it back to me, and the second due date came and went and i hadn't finished with it, so renewed it again, when I remembered about 2 week later, getting an even funnier look from the librarian, I think you can only renew a book about 5 times and then they want it back, on the 5th occasion I'd forgotten where I'd put it, and I totted up a load of fines. PAID! edit: you are allowed to roll around laughing at this, I don't mind, I love the sound of genuine laughter. I laugh at myself occasionally. I felt this was a funny story to tell you. I hope it hasn't upset anyone.