LegalEagle-ish

Despite your best efforts! Never mind, the rate you're going you're bound to get lucky soon.

I am squeezed between two fat people on the back seat of the 176 and watched a tiny woman have to squeeze into the remaining space on a double seat that was almost completely taken up by a really fat woman and it occured to me, that people who take up more than one seat should pay extra or stand up! Discuss!

Lol!

Why, how much did he offer?

I'm bored of thinking about dating. Had a 28 yr old try to chat me up at a wedding on Saturday, so I set my 23 yr old son on him! Can't be arsed! In a past life I probably would have, cos he looked good, but his arrogance and youth were irritating. I think I'm getting old!

Lol, I know it's a bit too much to handle for a Saturday afternoon!

Cobwebs? Where?

I'm a bit too old o be your sister, but you could always call me Aunty, Rob.

LOL, that sounds like all my exes!

He reminds me of Mr Smith in the Matrix. Seeing humans as a virus to be controlled for their benefit!

I've got a wedding to go to today - horrible weather for it, but great potential for pulling! Not sure if I can actually be arsed though. I'm quite enjoying the getting older, can't be arsed thing that's happening to me. Someone intelligent once said to me that some philospher dude said that the loss of his sex drive at the age of 70 odd, was like being unchainjed from a lunatic!! Lol, I can totally relate to that.

Oi, who you calling a dog?

Crystal Palace Tavern, and that's cos Daizie is all mouth and no trousers!

45 minus 4 days. Suprised I made it this far!

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OOps, sorry guys! I thought you were telling > tales on someone LM, I think I need that drink. Thanks for having my back though xx

Charlies, that so lovely of you! I'm feeling a bit fat and fed up, so have momentariy lost my mojo! Yes I though that young Scottish lad's poem was sweet too, but I was trying to be all scary, so saying so didn't fit with the Morticia Adams persona I had ging on in my head! I think I may go back to scraping barrels to find men that are always happy to look up to me, even when I'm pre-menstrual! Or just go for the f*&% buddy thing again when I can be arsed. It's all a bit too complicated for me, this trying to find a good match!

Well none that don't look minging!

Well let's hope your weekend is better than your awful week. I was going to put another pic up after a couple of requests but I couldn't find anything recent,

I like a man who can run, but not too fast, or I'd never catch him!

Wouldn't you like to know??

so, me and Daizie know where to accost you on your way home!

Jimmy, have you got an offer I can't refuse???

Right in the nuts!

Lol, bring it on Baby!

That kind of flattery works for me, take no notice of *Bob*!