FelicityNormal

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes! I thought what chance do I have with such a > goodlooking chap available to the ladies of ED. > (Not that I'm Looking of course, but if I were > single). This guy sounds quite promising. Where can I find him?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He works down Lordship Lane! So I would avoid him > if I were you. Has this Indian fellow put the willies up you in some way, Mike?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought Asif was that good looking indian > fellow? Which good looking Indian fellow is this?

No Mike, LL never got that far. Wouldn't mind some LL Cool J though

I have the words AS IF tattooed on my lower abdomen just above my pubic pube

Unlikely that anyone would be especially interested in blowing up 5-0 in ED

No, but if they've got info to report about any LLLs please put them in touch with me. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Flick, do you have mates called NatashaD, and > Spangles30? It's just you kind of sound a bit like > them...

:))bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When you put it like that Flick you make him sound > almost Human.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When he said sorry did he promise not to do it > again? He just said it's not his fault he does it; that it's his wife's fault for not satisfying him.

No we don't have a happy ending. The Lothario get some small amount of credit for apologising but not much credit overall. After all we have a credit crunch. There are some dirty beasts on LL.

That was your wife then, no? bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FelicityNormal Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There've been reports of leering marshmallow > men > > infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane and > > propositioning the patrons. > > > I know. I just walked past a particular shop which > shall remain anonymous and a female customer had a > sticky white substance dripping from her chin and > had a some in her hair.

There've been reports of leering marshmallow men infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane and propositioning the patrons.

No, towards other marshmallow men Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What? Towards Women?....

Yes he did Mike, and he was also behaving inappropriately

Yes

What does it mean when a thread gets Lounged?

BlueOne Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When my place got done last month, my door was > Chubbed and my neighbour's wasn't. My door was > completely smashed off its frame, whereas hers > pretty much just swung open! The violence of that > was the scariest part about it. > > Not sure what the moral of the story is - we both > got done, but my repair bill was a shocker, while > hers was a locksmith job. > > I guess it just shows how determined they were > going to get in Chubb or not Yeah. What time of day was it when they broke in? Were the police helpful?

The STD is Hepatitis. It may not be as scary sounding as HIV but people can die from it.

A *happy ending* of sorts. The main Lothario has contacted me to say he is "sorry" but that it is not his fault. The conclusion of the story is that his wife won't shag him and therefore he "had no choice" but to look elsewhere....multiple times....:-S

I'm presuming there is nothing that can be done to prevent the door-frame coming away? macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was burgled c1980. > > The hardwood door held. The deadlocks (2) held. > The door-frame came away from the brickwork.

Very good idea LE

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes if you don't have proper security fitted Is a London Bar the way to go?

moving2dulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does this lothar sell vino perchance? Yes(6)

Well yeah. Dwarves are always involved *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MY GOD - there's a dwarf involved!

*Bob* has now revealed himself to me(6) as being a fan of Trisha