Ladymuck

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought quids broke one if his own rules tho > ladymuck, don't you think? Eh? You've lost me Sean...clarification sought please.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 100 *wails inconsolably...but not before cursing ????*

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So far as I can tell any decision that takes place > to which HAL9000 is not party is a conspiracy. > > It doesn't even matter whether it's proven in a > court of law - because HAL9000 wouldn't believe it > anyway. When using a grenade, the objective is to have the grenade land with too little time for the enemy to throw it back. One grasps the grenade in the strong hand. The grasp should include the handle. Then one pulls the pin out of the grenade. Then one estimates the time of flight to the enemy, and subtracts it from four. Then one releases the handle, counts the time not needed for flight, and throws the grenade at the intended target. One of the classic mistakes is to grasp the grenade in the weak hand, pull the pin, and then throw the pin. Another classic mistake is to fail to grasp the handle, and then pull the pin. In this case, the grenade might explode while one is calculating times. I trust you used the stronger hand, and grasped the handle BEFORE pulling the pin?;-) *dives for cover*

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I'm very pleased he liked it. I had it again > but added some chopped grilled tomato too.... it > was bostin! Bostin indeed. I scattered mine with a few thin slices of home grown chillies...double-bostin! > Kel is clearly desperate to > find an alternative! Not necessarily... Kalamity Kel Wrote: ---------------------------------------------- *wuvs brum really*

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brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yipee! Two votes for me! Actually 3 votes...made T your mackerel/egg recipe yesterday...he gave it 10/10...

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Indeed, LM... infact, daizie would no doubt win > the 'Mr East Dulwich' title as well, for the same > reason(s). *falls about laughing* You are SO right.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I give up > > I may well join Piers and retire HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >What now? *approaches nervously* Please guys - someone will get hurt:

Ahhh brum...you are not doing yourself any justice...not at all...there is much more to you than as described by you above... I mean, don't you have a bad back for example?! *legs it* edited to say: anyway, I'd vote for you WHATEVER the category xx

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh come on you know i'd win . Oh no question about it - especially given those... ahem..."special attributes" which you tend to keep hidden away.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I could have a massive pair of b0ll0x underneath > my nightie Oh my Lord!

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sounds like you've had a peep and been proved > wrong! *despite valiant attempt not to - collapses laughing* You are BAD...HAL9000...oh so bad...

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Daizie doesn't have testicles! > > Prove it! *massive horror gasp"

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > daizie Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Keep your testicles cosy and warm > > Is your recommendation based on personal > experience? Daizie doesn't have testicles!

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >She had > fine boobs if thats what you mean by handsome. Yes that too...but I was referring more to her triplet-bearing hips, her general musculature, good muscle tone to the hairy arms, her builder's hands, and her crowning glory...that fabulous head of hair. Handsome...definitely handsome...

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Admin, > > who is Mrs Z? > > Declan Now you know Admin cannot answer this...Data Protection Act, confidentiality and all that... *whispers to Declan: but I think it's Mrs. Bridges*

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What.....yogurt splatters everywhere? Well not everywhere...at least not in the Lounge...

*throws herself to the ground and covers ears*

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *pokes tongue out at LadyMuck and does a runner* *blows raspberry at JTT* iaineasy Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------- >but without further evidence of the OP's problem solving prowess it may be a short lived one. I am inclined to agree. Let's hope she's just procrastinating.

I think the thread is quite amusing.

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Mrs Z Either give advice or > tell me who you are. I think she might be Mrs. Bridges? Most handsome woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLq1aTTZ-FY. Fit looking too.

Interesting... I wonder what the Z represents...

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ >He could also bring you back some white pudding. JTT, unless you are talking about an obscenely calorific, high sugar, super-sticky white dessert such as meringue stuffed with clotted cream, adorned with half a kilo of white-currants, topped with vanilla ice cream with perhaps a sprinkling of peeled and sliced almonds, all sitting on a one-inch thick base of organic white chocolate, then I suspect that "white pudding" isn't going to do it for me. But I thank you for the thought though. ;-) katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ >Oh gosh I am not sure how entirely authentic mine might be, >I just copied it from an Irish recipe book I have No matter - I'm quite excited about trying it anyway. >...anything from a shop just does not compare >to those home-grown ones!! Ha ha...tell me about it...anything other than straight out of the soil tastes stale to me. karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ladyM, your Norwegian really does suck, you should > stick to Polish, so if you didn't understand me, > 33 seeds, thank you, takk. :)) *virkelig ler n?* *naprawdę śmieje się teraz* *massive burst of laughter* 33 fr?...for din far...for deg, et slag rundt hodet for nesevishet din! 33 nasion...dla twego ojca...ja wam dam, slap cały głowy za bezczelność! 33 seeds it is then...for your dad...for you, a slap round the head for your impertinence! Edited due to karter's incompetence. Karter, I have just seen your PM...it says your dad HAS 33 seeds. I am confused: has he got or does he want? And you have the audacity to speak of my ineptitude when it comes to Norwegian!B) *tutts twice in Norwegian*

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karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hold a soup spoon in your mouth, handle in, when > cutting onions, so you don't cry. Actually that only works if you tap dance at the same time.:)) PS: did you find out if your dad wanted some broad bean seeds this year and, if so, how many?