Ladymuck

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckham stabbing 562 > Clapham stabbing 6 > Brixton stabbing 251 > Islington stabbing 320 > Westminster stabbing 6 > Chelsea stabbing 5 Crikey...completely different...how do we know these are accurate? Also, excuse my stupidity HAL9000, but what do you mean when you say? I did these searches again - properly: Search String Google (using double quotes) (UK only) Thanks x

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've offered you one on the Kop for next season > too - don't fancy that one in your United colours > and a green and gold scarf? The Kop eh? Liverpool...the only serious rival to Man. U, in my opinion.;-) Now that would be some match...I may well take you up on your offer next season...thanks Annasfield. xx

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bungee Jump with Ladymuck *craps herself*

Oh, and JL...you are NOT too old to go across my knee...you bad bad boy. *attempts to stifle laughter*

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Farts in LMs face* *absolutely collapses laughing* And there was I thinking you were a gentleman...ha ha ha... Oh my Lord...and to think, you went to the same school as my hubby, attended at the same time in fact, are the same age, and have the same star sign... Dear oh dear oh dear... *loses complete control, now on floor, tears streaming down face...clutching stomach*

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And don't listen to him Daizie. He's just trying > to get you to take your kit off. *bursts out laughing*

Oh my goodness...just seen all of this... Ruffers, my apologies, I too didn't see the bit about tickets in your post...did you add it as an edit? only I haven't had a chance to go back until now...but thanks very much for that. And sandperson, equally to you...thanks very much for the link. Last night I received a real surprise of a PM from another lovely forumite (Mr. X) who "knows a man who can get tickets"...there are no guarantees...but he is going to try for me - which is really kind. My fingers are crossed. But if his efforts lead to nothing, then I shall definitely try both your links. So MASSIVE thanks to all three of you. I am so so excited, it's unbelievable.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > LB, are you trying to lure into a very expensive > lawsuit? *looks over shoulder to ensure LB isn't watching/listening* pssst... *whispers* Declan...I think it's called entrapment. However, the good news is that, if you are lured by LB (as a law enforcement officer) into committing an offence, then you may use the entrapment itself as a defence...i.e. you can say that you would never have broken the law if not tricked into doing so. Hee hee. *hears rustling in the bushes...suspects LB...sneaks off quietly* *but not before blowing a massive raspberry at JL*

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > wow, me too. And yet you express dismay when that nice Rasta man in Northcross Road calls you "sweetness"! *falls about laughing*

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lol LM. You're on sparkling form this evening! Blimey Poubelle, thank you for the compliment...erm...it is a compliment...right?

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > HonaloochieB made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Well, I could be pedantic and say... you could have refused had you not lacked the strength of will to resist the overpowering attraction...but, hey...good call!

HAL9000 Wrote: - > Fish are mortal. Luca Brasi is mortal. Therefore > "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." Very funny... *marvels at the quick-wittedness of this artificial intelligence*

(hmmmm... scratches pea brain) bold (best pea brain could do)

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >LM speaks > very highly of you. Ooooh no, no, no, no, Mick Mac...this won't do at all...Monica's head... *instructs carpenter to widen all door frames*

PC Magazine encyclopedia Definition of: Borg A type of cyborg in Star Trek that devours everything in its path. Ah! *dives into the sea*

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please provide feedback on both opiates and ladies > of the night. > > For research purposes only you understand. Last time I was there...there were men of the night there too...feedback Mr. Pally-Wotsit-ooos?

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hey, that's fluffykins you are dealing with. > > *traps MP and quids and handcuffs to railings* Jolly well done Stuffkins...exhausting work keeping the commoners in check eh?

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm thinking of renaming her Lady Filth See that, Mr. Pally-Wotsit-ooos...???? utilised the correct title...now repeat after me...LAY-DEE...again...Lady...kindly do not allow this situation to arise again...remember, it's Lady Mucky to the likes of you! As for you ????, I'll let you off on this occasion...purely on the grounds that you have suffered quite enough for one day. (*thinks of ????'s bucket list wish that West Ham lift the FA Cup - and falls about laughing*). What WERE you thinking ????! Ha ha ha...

Psssst....Declan... *whispers* you forgot to add the three sixes to your latest signature...;-) *thinks: poor misunderstood Declan/Narnia/Scary Declan/Damian...he must have feelings too*

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Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mucky by name, Mucky by nature. Oi! What about the others?!!! *waves raised fist at Mr. Pally-wotsit-ooos*

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Learn how to ride a bike giggirl, Southwark Council were funding free cycling lessons a while back (they may still)...check them out...before the dosh runs out. Otherwise...just buy a bike and teach yourself...I did... at the grand old age of about 30! Or take up PGC's offer. There's nothing to it. Good Luck xxx

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Monica is now an official resident of ED again, > hope everybody gets used to her howling.:)) > > Welcome back Monica. Welcome back Sweetie xxx *searches for ear protection*

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its not even Friday yet Michael behave ;-) *sniggers*

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where's the growling cat emoticon when I need it.