Ladymuck

21 *nose grows*

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And the 60's and 70's my good man Yep, think of all that experience, wisdom and knowledge we've acquired...

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah you?re all well old. > > @#$%& hippies. Ha ha Brendan...but...actually, I was thinking...so young! *blushes*

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...besides it goes without saying! I am delighted to hear it...would feel "short changed" otherwise. Hugs!

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > we're all prone to 'cock-ups' *laughs raucously, tears streaming down face*

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lol brum you're 'it' now. If im caught, the next > game is going to be 'ball tag' OUCH! Serves you right though Brum!

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I need to be hunted, caught, teased and ravished > Ladymuck ;-) Oh I know that Daizie (I mean, it all goes without saying)...but, its what happens after you've been "hunted, caught, teased and ravished" that concerns me...I saw the state of Brum's jeans after such an encounter - what was left of them...Oh Lawdy Lawdy... *laughs*

Oh Lord, East Dulwich men are in trouble now... (*giggles*)

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OOps, sorry guys! I thought you were telling > tales on someone LM, I think I need that drink. No worries Tillie...(it's my dreadful sense of humour - catches people out every time...hey ho..)...you have that drink (*winks at TillieTrotter*)

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LM is only kidding, TT. Just a bit o' fun. Oh Tillie, did you think I was serious? (*laughs*)...no...tis all made up...tis all a joke...have you not seen the other ED Single Men thread?

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Letting people know that Legal pm'd him. Oh sorry darling...I thought it was because I referred to Legal as a "hussy"! Yes...well, I'm not having it... *switches to other single men thread to check on Legal*

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's bad form isn't LM. Why?

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ...However, I'd be happy to > pass on the genuine article via PM on request. Thanks for that HAL9000 - I could do with some assistance...I am absolutely inundated with various requests for BBW, to the extent that I am now seeking to hire an assistant. I am unable to offer a salary at present (as I've just started up). However, I can offer 10% commission on each signed and unsigned copy of "removed post" sold...which, you will agree, is not wholly ungenerous. Would you like the job? Oh, and I'll throw in a signed copy...though stock is getting low... (*leaves for the printers*)

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wouldn't you like to know?? Actually Daizie, Legal has been PMing Brum (though that isn't what I'd call it...see other single men thread)...the hussy!

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brum: Hello? > > LM: You dirty merde de chien! How dare you > share that photo with anyone! I kill you!! > > Brum: Oh, hi LadyM. Is there a problem? > > LM: You bet there's a problem, mister Fancy > French Pants! You lied to me. Liar! > > Brum: But, mon petit filous, you know its you I > really want don't you? > > LM: Don't 'mon petit filous' me! It won't work. > Not this time, buster. > > Brum: She forced me to do it. I couldn't resist. > She gave me a Court Order, for heaven's sake! > > LM: A Court Order? Is THAT what you call it > these days? Pull the other one! > > Brum: Its true. Look, you can't be angry with me > forever, can you? Eh? Mon petit pois... > > LM: Look. (*pause*) Just swear that you will > never, ever share that photo with ANYONE else. > Compris, Poubelle? > > Brum: Of course. It was just a stupid mistake. Am > I forgiven? ...I promise I'll buy you that jug > you've always wanted.. > > LM: Oh you big oaf. You know I forgive you. > Sing to me now. > > Brum: (*Clears throat*) Frere Jacques, Frere > Jacques...... SPEECHLESS! *on floor, tits up, pisses herself laughing* - again

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > Daizie, you minx! You could have left some > for > > the rest of us! > > I'll always save some for you, LM. You know that. Hmmppph! No good sweet-talking your way out of it now... * "drops" eggs onto Brum's car on way home*

alice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > work is offering us one. but what about side > effects/ etc anyone got any comments? experience > rather than opinion is whati'm looking for. see thread below started by PeckhamRose.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh I seeee now - you haven't seen the Chris Rock > clip I'm referring to? It's the first reply to the > OP > > (but you could pick any number of his routines to > be fair) > > Matthew's statement is very clear about "anyone", > hence me including Chris Rock > > Basically, I'm disagreeing with Matthew's > statement > > And I'm glad you're not my lawyer *shows Mr. SeanMacGabhann the door* Who's next please?

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > because you applauded matthew saying: > > "It's a disgusting racist term - that is not okay > > > to use by anyone. I'd be appalled at hearing it > > > from whoever said it - White, Indian, Black. > > Keeping it alive liberally will lead to mis-use > & > > mis-interpretation. To eradicate racism you > cannot > > have half baked rules - and yes it is one rule > for > > all otherwise we have even more hypocracy. > " > > Which pretty much damns CR *checks through evidence* Nope, can't see any reference to CR in Matthew's statement. *closes file*

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > so, Matthew and LadyMuck, Chris Rock was being > offensive and racist with that routine was he? Why do you ask that Sean?

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's a disgusting racist term - that is not okay > to use by anyone. I'd be appalled at hearing it > from whoever said it - White, Indian, Black. > Keeping it alive liberally will lead to mis-use & > mis-interpretation. To eradicate racism you cannot > have half baked rules - and yes it is one rule for > all otherwise we have even more hypocracy. *another round of applause* - go Matthew go!

localgirlwithdreads Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To add to the disgusting, racist tone of this > thread the OP has written "nigger" when he could > easily have just used "the N-word." To be honest, > my immediate take on this is that we have a white > racist getting off on being able to use the N-word > and claiming it is all in the interests of > intellectual debate. > > As I am sure we all know, when black Americans use > the word in an informal way it is always "nigga" > and not "nigger." > > I know plenty of women who are friends, who might > say to one another, in a playful, irreverant way: > "how are you you old slag" or "bitch, what are you > up to?" That does not mean it would be OK for > some male to go up to a woman and randomly say, > "What's up, bitch?" > > The sentiment is the same with the N-word and you > know this very well. > > As I've already said, this thread is absolutely > disgusting. *stands up and applauds* - go girl go!

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They were fine until I bumped into Daizie earlier > - I barely got home alive! ;-) Daizie, you minx! You could have left some for the rest of us!

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't forget to send out invoices now. *affixes stamps to a mountain of envelopes addressed to various forumites*

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree with Mark, PMs and email shouldn't be > copied onto the forum...LM is a sensible person and i don't think > would do that off her own head. She seems to have > become BBW's PA. Why thank you Karter. In fact, as of today, please find below a list of charges in respect of administrative duties on behalf of BBW: - message forwarding service: ?50 per message - supply of email address: ?30 - supply of copy of "removed" post: ?50,000 - supply of copy of "removed" post bearing BBW's signature: ?100,000,000. Please note that the above prices are exclusive of VAT. Rates are non-negotiable and no refunds will be issued. The Sale of Goods Act does not apply to merchandise of this nature. Moreover, no liability will be accepted in the event of any offence being caused.