Ladymuck

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry to hear your black pudding has been made > redundant and of course I shan't mention a word to > him about your postings! Although he may have more > time on his hands now and post on the forum in > which case he will see it all! (GASP!)...Jeeezuss...I shall just have to employ HAL9000's tactic and claim that my account was hacked! Oi! Why are'nt you hard at work - it's not 5 o'clock yet!?;-) PS: thanks for kind words

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.omax.co.uk/ > > Some women swear by this........ Eeeeeeeewwwwww....looks 'ORRIBLE....my "black pudding" looks FAR more appetising (and easier on the digestive system too!) - perhaps I should hire him out...actually, he's just been made redundant...now there's a thought... PS: Ladygooner, if you DO see my delicious "black pudding" - just so you know, he knows NOTHING about this thread - let alone my postings!!

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LMFAO! HAL your'e making my eyes water . Better > start doing my stretches . Oh Heavenly Father, Mary and Joseph....

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > monica: My new service can set you up with a very > tasty shagpile for a small fee. I'll waive the fee > if I can watch. Oh, CHECK OUT THE PERV!:))

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Darling legal-eagle-ish > Not necessarily true about sex not that great in a > loving relationship. I have been married 11 years > this August and we are still as rampant as we were > in the first years. I agree COMPLETELY...I've been married over 31 years and have a STUPENDOUS time with my exquisite "black pudding";-). He's quite delicious.

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of > girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about > it now, been there bought the carpet and munched > on it.>:D< Oh Jesus, I just KNOW I'm going to regret this...but...by: "a bit of girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about it now, been there bought the carpet and munched on it..." do you mean what I THINK you mean? ::o

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're scaring me Monica. I knew I should have > stayed clear of this thread. Yep, you've good reason to be scared - she IS positively AWESOME!

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gigirl lol mmm bit better. There is a local guy > who is very cute and very sweet from Northern > Ireland with a twinkle in his eyes and a spring in > his step. He gets my vote (My hubs understands);-) mmmmm, I WONDER who that can be;-)

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Attention: Black Pudding Inspector - please report > for duty. > > A couple of prospective partners for daizie have > PM'd. Get your notebook, tape measure, hardness > meter and bendy gauge and go test them out. > Remember, ?100 cash upfront. And don?t eat the > merchandise! Hang on a minute! I've only experience of the ONE...and that's MORE than I can cope with at my age! Oh dearie me...(wipes brow with back of hand)...I think I need another lie down... Oh goodness, gone and pissed myself (laughing) AGAIN...now where did I put those incontinence pads...

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant > with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding > tester. HAL9000, I still can't believe this...you are BAD.;-)::o:)):)B):-$(!)...still pissing myself though

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quality assured - I've just taken on an assistant > with 30 odd years experience as a black-pudding > tester. GASP! (but just pissed myself again) Yes, I would confirm that it's very good - why do you think there's always such a long queue outside William Rose!

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's just my new sig. Pay no mind to it - just > send me the money. HAL9000! I think I've just pissed myself (laughing)! Oh my goodness, I think I'm also having a hot flush...dearie me, I need a lie down... Anyway HAL9000, you of ALL people should know that I have a very nice bit of "black pudding" at home who has kept me very happy for the last 30odd years! (God, I hope he doesn't see this - he'd be appalled at my lack of discretion)!

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've just set up a pairing up service for single > forumites to enable them to participate in Legal's > Multiple Squirty Orgasm lectures, demonstrations, > advanced orgies and graduation love-fest. The > charge is ?100 per matched pair. Please PM me for > payment details. > > > -------------------- > Yes - I'm only kidding! I think you should take out the "Yes - I'm only kidding!" bit just to see if you have any takers! Go on...I DARE YOU!

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What I'd like to see is the deluge of private > messages genuinely asking for advice and > instruction Legal started recieving right after > she posted the thread. Yes - me too...couldn't you at least give us FIGURES... > > Perhaps you should advtise your particular service > in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a > massive swinging scene full of middle aged women > with nothing better to do than dream of > entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club. Ooh you are naughty bigbadwolf...(sniggers quietly behind her hand)

OK...I'm just BUSTING to know...have you had many PMs on THIS?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In defence of SteveT, I used the car park recently > to use the Library (I am lazy!). I too was > surprised by the proportion of disabled spaces. I agree that the proportion does seem high (SteveT: why don't you ask THEM for an explanation?) > > I'm absolutely pro disabled spaces and have been > know to get in a row with selfish tits who abuse > them Me too! > Though, I do wonder how SteveT knows the actual > percentage of disabled users in this spot. He's probably a mathematical genius:))!

maxtedroad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps so Ladymuck...I assumed that his complaint > about disabled parking - 40% reserved for just 2% > of membership - was an indication of his inability > to park his own car there. Yes, that thought occurred to me too (and it may WELL be the case), but then I considered the fact that I OFTEN complain about things that actually don't affect me personally, but which I believe to be policies that are ill-thought out and hence not for the common good... maxtedroad wrote: > If I misinterpreted, I certainly apologise. There is ABSOLUTELY NO NEED to apologise (well not to me, anyway :)))...we are all entitled to our opinions/thoughts etc...and it's great that we are able to express them here (NOTWITHSTANDING that Admin. see fit to remove my postings from time to time ;-))...conducive to good mental health, broadens the mind and all that...

maxtedroad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Erm.... if you're going to the gym, surely you > might walk there? > > Just a crazy radical thought.... ...he might already be doing that...or he might have a disability of some sort...or he might just be a lazy git (but I doubt it if he bothers to go swimming)

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Put them in plastic bags for safety;-) Oh that is BAD...SO bad...(giggling and covering mouth so can't be heard by Monica;-))

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > indiepanda Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > Please, chocolate isn't that good. Ladymuck wrote: > > > > You can't have tasted the chocs by "Hotel > > Chocolat"... (aaarrhhhhgggg....gurgling and > > dribbling with eyes rolled upwards). Indiepanda wrote: > > Trust me, if I had a > > > nice boyfriend at home I wouldn't need > > chocolate. > > Ladymuck wrote: > > You could have BOTH (AND ON THE SAME DAY!);-) > > Monica wrote: > Lady muck you should know I know you like a bit of > white ;-) MONICA! I am blushing! I am as red as...err...strawberry jam

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all > East Dulwich SNUB are holding a plastic bag free > day In East Dulwich/Dulwich on Saturday the 12th > September. We would love the locals, shoppers, > retailers and visitors to take part on that day by > not accepting or using plastic bags. We have a > number of events going on along the lane, which > include giving away free cloth bags in > Healthmatters and other stores, participating > stores will be confirmed this week. Marilyn my > fellow Snubber will be making free cloth bags to > give away outside Healthmatters. We are waiting on > confirmation from Veolia, if they will be giving > away their shopper bags. Southwark council will > also be present raising awareness of PBF day. > Surburban pirate will be providing the > entertainment with music from their witty > collection of ditties, and Pia Randall Goddard > from the skip sisters will be making purses and > bags from old plastic bags. > Plastic bag free day is held in Support of the > International Plastic bag free day, so please show > us your support East Dulwich by saying no to > plastic bags. > Thanks > Monica > ED SNUB > www.eastdulwichsnub.co.uk Will do...+ big round of applause to you for your public services...(BTW I now have some 5 million seeds packed in 20s in recycled envelopes for your other project...when/where do you want them?)

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > As you were, I've just realised that BBW (the > Forum's pet dog) isn't allowed to post in this > section, which is such a shame, as I gather he > also LOVES looking at pussy fotos. > > Still, it's not fair to talk about him in here as > he can't reply, poor thing. I responded to this - but my post has mysteriously disappeared.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As you were, I've just realised that BBW (the > Forum's pet dog) isn't allowed to post in this > section, which is such a shame, as I gather he > also LOVES looking at pussy fotos. I'm probably being quite naive here, but are we talking "pussies" as in Molly Sugden's innuendos here...oh sod it, I'm going to be blunt...are we talking cats or fannys?! > > Still, it's not fair to talk about him in here as > he can't reply, poor thing. Indeed, poor little poppet.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Also, I LOVE looking at all those pussy > fotos... > HAL9000 Wrote: > Are you trying to set up BBW for another ban or > what? Eh? Sorry HAL9000 but I don't get it.::o Ugent clarification required please.;-)

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think we have enough sections already after the > last round of changes, and yet another one > dedicated to pets is both unnecessary and > unsightly. > > You are not an ED based charity and by rights > shouldn't be posting on here at all. I think the > leeway you have already been given by Admin is > more than sufficient. I cannot understand why this thread is provoking such mean-spiritedness::o